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1. Can We Fast-Forward ’Til You Go Down on Me? by davidpatricks

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Family Fluff
   • Blow Jobs
   • Quickies
   • Married Life
   • Morosexual

   Summary

   Patrick Brewer is definitely morosexual. Luckily, he married a man who occasionally says some very stupid things.

   Series

   • Part 5 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,761

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   10

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