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Angel : Hello my dear, thanks again for the date yesterday. Everything was so lovely. Let me treat you tomorrow. Maybe we could picnic ? Best regards. Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Ok picnic but weather ? Glad you liked it.
Anthony J. Crowley : PLEASE STOP SIGNING YOUR MESSAGE YOU ANTI-TECHNOLOGY ANGEL
Angel : Hello my dear, We can do an indoor picnic if the weather changes. Why are you using only capital letters ? Is this suppose to mean something ? Anyway, I love your new hairs and you looked very good. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Yeah ok maybe indoor picnic. I thought you liked the long hair style. This look was just for U. You looked amazing (like always).
Angel : My dear, I looked exactly as usual but thank you anyway. I would say you are very nice to say so but you are not nice ... Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Exactly my point. Nop, not nice.
Angel : My dear, maybe we could go try a new look for me. I'm not sure about the bow tie anymore. You know fashion more than me. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : WHAT ? NO FUCKING WAY ! You keep the fucking bowtie !
Angel : My dear, you don't have to be angry about this. (I checked and when you use capital letters it seems to imply you are yelling). Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : The bowtie is my privilege. I'll remove it !
Angel : My dear, remove ? When ? Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Nothing. Sorry I wrote this
Angel : My dear, should I remind you that we are together and you don't have to pretend ... If you want to explain, I will gladly listen (well, read) you. With all my heart. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : ... I want to remove the bowtie, with other things
Angel : My dear, I would like that just like I want to remove your skinny jeans. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
Anthony J. Crowley : You want WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT
Angel : My dear, I don't understand why you use so much capital letters for yelling ! You could use exclamation point ! You seem quite shocked. You should drink some tea. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Coffee better. I didn't know you wanted that ...
Angel : My dear, there is a lot more I want. We have all the time in the world. Best regards, Aziraphale.
Anthony J. Crowley : Like what ?
Angel : My dear, you. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Like fuck me, fuck with me ?
Angel : My dear, I don't like this term but you get the idea. So, tomorrow picnic ? Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Don't try to change the subject !!!!!!!!
Angel : My dear, I won't write about it anymore. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : Oooooohhh you're cruel !
Angel : My dear, you chose this. We could always talk about everything tomorrow during picnic. Best regards Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : (emoji eggplant / emoji peach ) <3
Angel : My dear, I didn't understand this but I assume you agree. I love you my darling. Best regards, Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley : You diiiiiiiid!!!!! Yeah <3 <3