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1. Smoke Gets In by songlin

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   16 Jul 2019

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Marijuana
   • First Time
   • Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Cunnilingus
   • pseudopenis
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Crowley is the All-Time Muff-Diving Champion

   Summary

   “You’ll have to show me,” Aziraphale said. “I’ve never done it before. I mean—I know the principle, of course, but given the life I lead, it never really comes into—”

   “Aziraphale,” said Crowley patiently. “It’s very simple. You’ve smoked a cigarette. It’s the exact same process.”

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