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    James celebrates Christmas by drugging himself on powdered thestral-hoof (as a joke), Remus visits Madagascar (it’s sunny and it brings out his freckles), Peter takes up smoking (and quits), and Sirius flat-out refuses to read Nature’s Nobility ever again (he would also like to make it clear that he detests the Christmas decorations in Grimmauld Place).

     

    This version of events takes place from December 1975 to April 1976. There were some animals hurt in the telling of this story, but the boys would like to ensure you that the Giant Squid isn’t one of them.

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