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    Summary

    Woman seeking non-murderous boyfriend. Or, barring that, someone who won't kill family members without asking permission first. Exceptional survival skills and hardiness of mind required. Villainy not a deal-breaker; sanity preferred but optional.


    Amongst all of her boyfriends, Dr Vasilisa Prekrasnaya thought that Jonathan might have been The One. He was sane and normal, an oasis in the madness of her life. Unfortunately, when it turns out that Jonathan Crane is not so sane after all, Val finds herself back in the dating pool, desperately trying to reaffirm her own sanity.

    Except this proves to be a bit difficult when,
    A. Jonathan refuses to let her leave him, and
    B. a scarred stranger suddenly decides she's about as interesting as watching a building explode in flames (that is—very).

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