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Sansa was the one to open up the discussion, “Ok, thoughts on the Little Mermaid?”
“Personally my favorite so far. Though it was a bit of a let down that she wanted to leave the sea,” Theon said.
“I thought it was rather stupid. She gave up everything for a guy? She almost died!” Arya had given up watching thirty minute in.
“Arya brings up a good point. Also I didn’t like how they portrayed her father. I mean, he was only trying to protect her.”
“Ned, darling, you’ve had that opinion about the last three movies,” Catelyn commented from where she was embroidering on the window seat.
“Yes, well, it’s true. Plus you haven’t stopped complaining about how none of them seem to have mothers.”
“I just don’t understand how all of them have only fathers!” snapped Catelyn.
“Moving on,” interrupted Robb, “I think Ariel’s too young to know what she’s doing. She’s only sixteen!”
“Robb, dear, you led a war effort at that age.”
“Still,” Robb grumbled.
“Honestly all I could focus on were the similarities between Eric and Jon. Similar looks, and both are dumb as hell.”
“Shut up, Theon.” The statement was punctuated with a pillow to Theon’s head. Theon would have retaliated, but a glare from Sansa stopped him. She’d just embroidered those pillows.
“I thought it was sweet. They overcame their odds to be together!”
“Why am I not surprised that Sansa liked it?”
“You have the emotional range of a teaspoon Arya.” That prompted Arya to throw a pillow and soon there was a war going on between the two.
Whilst the two went at each other, Rickon continued the discussion.
“My favorite character was the crab.”
“Really? I thought it’d be the fish,” commented Bran. The two calmly sipped tea while in the corner Arya and Sansa were throwing pillows at each other; new embroidery be damned.
“I liked the fish. He was loyal.”
“Jon, can I just say, you have a record of liking the dumbass side kicks. I think it says something about you.”
“Theon I will not hesitate to do a Sansa on you.”
“What does do a Sansa mean?” asked Sansa, who’d apparently decided she couldn’t beat Arya at a pillow fight. Each Stark simply took a long sip of tea instead of responding.
“Okay guys, time to rate,” Robb said after a solid minute of silence.
“6 stars,” Catelyn said.
“3,” said Arya.
“10! None of you appreciate a good love story.”
“5, but only because it took place at sea.”
“4. I would have liked it more if they’d been nicer about Triton’s parenting.”
“2. It would have been higher but I’m honestly offended that Theon compared me to the prince,” said Jon with a sniff.
Bran and Rickon decided on a 6 because the crab and fish were fun, and Robb grudgingly gave it an 8 with no explanation.
Jon got tomorrow’s pick.