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Group Chat; Host : Ragna
Ragna : fuck
Hyde kid : don't start a chat just to curse
Hyde kid : ever heard of manners
Weapon Freak : that's kinda rude.
Ragna : fuck ur manners just saw the yu kid doin some shit
Ragna : wtf
Hyde kid : what did he do ?
Ragna : i just saw him tonguing the shit out of the headphone kid
Ragna : srsly wtf
Hyde kid : oh
Weapon Freak : what's tounging it out ?
Hyde kid : kissing very hard to be short don't search
Weapon Freak : does that mean they're together ? I didn't know !
Ragna : we'll now i know fuck
Hyde kid : by headphone kid you mean Hanamura right ?
Hyde kid : ooooooh that's what the partner buisness is about
Hyde kid : well good on them
Hyde kid : kinda brutal way to know but eh won't be the weirdest thing i learn
Ragna : I really feel like letting my dumbass brother kill me right now
Hyde kid : Ur exaggerating
Ragna : i saw so much fuckin tongue in such a short time i wont be able to eat food without havin ptsd anymore
Ragna : and bitch i saw a lot of messed up shit
Weapon Freak : Food can give you PTSD ?
Ragna : hav you tried Noels cooking ?
Ragna : believe me it fuckin can
Hyde kid : murder weapons aside
Hyde kid : why are you so freaked out ?
Hyde kid : just 2 dudes makin ou
Hyde kid : yeah i would be freaked out a bit
Hyde kid : but not by this much
Weapon Freak : It's a weapon ????
Weapon Freak : whre is it
Hyde kid : it was a metaphor calm
Ragna : wtf do they think theyre doin
Hyde kid : don't tell me ur not ok with those relationships
Ragna : if I wasnt i would've killed a lot more people
Ragna : but there are FUCKIN PLACES FOR THAT STUFF
Ragna : NOT IN THE FUCKIN CORNER LOBBY
Ragna : what if someone walked in
Ragna : oh yeah I FUCKING DID
Ragna : I thought the kid was smart
Weapon Freak : I think he's smart.
Weapon Freak : he doesn't have some kind of Xtra awesome weapon but he can fight without any
Weapon Freak : You gotta have some skills to do that
Hyde kid : maybe it was urges ?
Ragna : urges ?
Hyde kid : i have an instable af god killing weapon in my right arm i know a lot about uncontrollable urges
Ragna : and i have an instable af god killing weapon AS my right arm i know a lot more about uncontrollable urges than you do you wimp
Hyde kid : touché
Hyde kid : but you didn't have to put the wimp part
Hyde kid : who are u, Linne ?
Ragna : leave me out of your lovers quarrel
Hyde kid : WE ARE NOT A COUPLE
Hyde kid : WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT
Weapon Freak : you did say she lives in your house
Weapon Freak : and that you cook for her
Hyde kid : BUT THAT'S
Hyde kid : oh shit said like that it make it sound like we are a couple
Hyde kid : but that's the same for old man Wald and he's more like that really weird uncle
Ragna : shit you can cook ?
Hyde kid : well duh
Hyde kid : that's like vital
Ragna : kids grow up fast
Hyde kid : and what do you know about cooking
Ragna : i cook
Weapon Freak : You are the last person I expected to know how to cook to be honest.
Hyde kid : yeah kinda
Ragna : shut up its relaxing
Ragna : for once i cut things that aren't people
Hyde kid : what
Weapon Freak : Speaking of cut
Weapon Freak : Can i see your weapon
Weapon Freak : pls pls pls pls pls
Ragna : Blood scythe ?
Ragna : fuck no
Ragna : that shit's dangerous
Ragna : if you cut yourself on it it steals your life
Ragna : and its mine for fuck sake
Weapon Freak : and Hyde can you show me yours
Hyde kid : NO
Hyde kid : it's super unstable
Hyde kid : one wrong move it rips the EXS out of you
Hyde kid : and a lot of people really want it out of my cold dead hands
Weapon Freak : say it like that i want to see it ever more
Ragna : ok nope
Weapon Freak was banned from group chat
Hyde kid : what i'm going to say is gonna be so mean but good decision mister bloodedge
Ragna : anyway im gonna call the other kid
Yu joined the chat
Yu : I expect it's about "that".
Ragna : damn right
Ragna : now why in the hell were u makin out with heaphones THERE
Yu : My apologies.
Yu : I checked that we were alone.
Yu : But i guess we weren't.
Ragna : I'm not exactly hard to spot you know
Ragna : and i was in the middle of fighting that terumi bitc
Ragna : oh that little shit
Ragna : I'm cming back in 2 minutes the time i destroy a bitch
Ragna left the group chat
Temporary host : Hyde
Hyde : so you and Hanamura
Hyde : ur huuuuh
Yu : not really.
Hyde : what do you mean ?
Yu : When we leave this place we forget about what happened.
Yu : Or at least for us Persona users. The memories are trapped in this dimension.
Yu : That's what Margaret told me.
Yu : sorry Margaret is someone I know she knows about that sort of stuff.
Yu : So I
Yu : somewhat took advantage of the situation.
Yu : I'm sorry.
Hyde : huuuuh ok
Hyde : but he didn't strike me as what could be ur type or whatever
Yu : At first he might seem like a bubly idiot,
Yu : Once you get to know him he's a godsend.
Yu : He did so much for me in my toughest times
Yu : So it just... happened.
Yu : I can't really explain, I'm bad at this sort of stuff.
Hyde : nah i see somewhat what you mean.
Hyde : sometimes stuff just happen whether you want it or not
Yu : I sense a lot of weight in those words
Ragna joined the group chat
Host : Ragna
Ragna : ok I killed a fucker and read your chat i get it
Ragna : but for the love of amaterasu can u please DO THAT STUFF IN BETTER PLACES
Ragna : ur lucky I was the one who saw that who knows what would have happened if some more """""instable""""" people walked in ?????
Ragna : and srsly i know a lot of messed up people
Yu : That's a fair point.
Yu : I'm sorry.
Ragna : just dont do that again
Ragna : and tell that to headphones
Ragna : the dude is gonna meet trouble
Yu : What do you mean ?
Ragna : keep him the hell away from terumi
Ragna : hes just his type of people he likes to mess up with
Ragna : just stay away from the green haired bitch
Yu : Gotcha.
Yu : I appreciate the warning.
Ragna : dont thank me
Ragna : i just want that fucker to shut his filfy mouth and die
Ragna : same to u kiddo
Ragna : STAY AWAY FROM THE GREEN HAIRED BITCH
Hyde kid : huh ok
Hyde kid : you kinda remind me of some type of
Hyde kid : how can I put it
Yu : You remind me of my uncle.
Ragna : ur what
Yu : My uncle always look out for people, but he's very strict about security.
Yu : but he still gives me freedom.
Hyde kid : yeah like a tough father figure
Hyde kid : and you can cook too ur really like a dad
Yu : You can cook Ragna-san ?
Hyde kid : actually can you cook Narukami ?
Yu : Yes. I like cooking.
Hyde kid : hey we can all cook ! That's kind off a weird coincidence
Ragna : waitwait a sec
Ragna : "like a tough dad"
Ragna : wtf
Ragna : wait
Ragna : do i really giv off that impression ???
Yu : Yeah.
Hyde kid : kinda.
Ragna : oh shit
Ragna : is that why the kaka kitties wont leave me alone
Yu : Kitties ?
Ragna : nothing just some human-cat kids from my world dont think about it
Hyde kid : actually Narukami can I ask something
Yu : Sure what is it ?
Hyde kid : Why are you so nice ????
Hyde kid : You are way to friendly for such a situation
Yu : why shouldn't I be ?
Yu : We're all in the same boat.
Yu : and social links are importants.
Ragna : social what now
Yu : I draw power from the bonds I share with others.
Hyde kid : ooooooh is that the "persona" stuff ?
Hyde kid : its stronger with friends ?
Yu : In short yes.
Hyde kid : that's kinda neat
Hyde kid : its like summoning a ghost with the power of friendship
Ragna : oh fuck
Ragna : its not a ghost right
Ragna : RIGHT
Yu : No.
Yu : It's a physical representation of the previously reppressed and darkest part of my subconscious.
Ragna : oh good
Yu : Are you scared of ghost ?
Ragna : FUCK NO
Yu : Ok. I won't ask.
Hyde kid: damn you were a badass
Hyde kid : but that image is kinda destroyed now
Ragna : shut ye mouth
Ragna : im gonna beat up someone im going
Ragna left the group chat
New Host : Hyde
Hyde : he totally fled
Yu : Indeed.
Yu : I'm being called in too.
Yu : See you later.
Hyde : ok.
Hyde : see you on the battlefield I guess