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Whats your sign

Summary:

Tohru creates a group chat, you can imagine how well that goes.

Momiji: don’t drag kyo he’s not here to defend himself
Yuki: pretty sure he doesn’t know how to use a phone
Hatsuharu: he uses messenger birds
Yuki: that’s implying he’s literate, which I can not confirm.

spoilers

Notes:

warning:MAJOR SPOILERS in case you missed my tag :-)
It's modern day aka 2019, but follows the canon almost completely.
Think of it like six months since the curse was broken: yuki is university, Momiji and hatsuharu are third years, and kyoru lives in the middle of nowhere.

Chapter 1: the creation

Chapter Text

Tohru created “what’s ur sign” 

Tohru-> to -> what’s ur sign

 

Tohru: guys I made us a gc!!

Momiji: omg

Rin: this is a terrible idea tohru 

Tohru: what??? No it’s not! 

Kisa: I think this a great idea tohru! 

Tohru: thanks kisa <3 

Momiji: I’m gonna send so many memes just you wait,,,, 

Hatsuharu: look what you’ve done tohru 

Tohru: o no 

Rin: see what I mean 

Yuki: momiji has sent me the meme “who can forget about dear rat boy” everyday for the past month 

Momiji: I luv u yuki 

Yuki: bitch you’re lucky I live half an hour away 

Hatsuharu: I can get him to stop 

Yuki: that’s okay haru 

Tohru: plz do not 

Rin: it has been ten minutes and there’s already been a fight iconic 

Kagura: omg hi guys!! 

Kisa: hahaha omg momiji

Momiji: see? don’t act like it’s not funny yuki :p 

Yuki: I- 

Rin: use that emoticon one more time and I will end you 

Momiji: u gonna stomp me to death with your hooves? 

Momiji: :P 

Rin: i- 

Hatsuharu: lmao 

Hiro: Thank you for adding me tohru, can you please remove me now? 

Rin: bitch why the frick are you using punctuation 

Hatsuharu: are you censoring yourself because of kisa 

Rin: frick yeah I am

Rin: also hiro is like 12 

Hiro: I AM FIFTEEN! And kisa is even older! 

Rin: babey

Tohru: that’s sweet rin! 

Rin: no it’s not 

Kisa: yea it is 

Rin: fuck 

Tohru: RIN SJDJJDND 

Rin: there :) 

Kagura: I don’t like that smiley face 

Momiji: wow rin u can use emoticons but i can't ? Smh

Hiro: so passive aggressive. 

Rin: ya bet i am 

Yuki: who else is in this gc? 

Tohru: uhhh me, Kyo, yuki, rin,kagura, momiji, haru, hiro, and kisa 

Tohru: that’s it :-) 

Yuki: sweet no Ayame 

Rin: ^ 

Hiro: good line up. 

Hiro: can I leave? 

Tohru: Hiro why??? It’s fam bonding time 

Kisa: yeah Hiro!! It’s the fam! 

Hiro: hmmmdmdmnf……...

Momiji: it’s ThE FaM Hiro 

Hiro: momiji I hate you. 

Momiji: no you don’t :,) 

Kagura: why isn’t Kyo texting us ? 

Kisa: good question 

Yuki: Kyo has a phone? 

Tohru: yea! Idk his phone is next to me but he’s not here rn 

Kagura: where’d he go? 

Tohru: we r remodeling this house and we ran out of primer for the walls so he went to get some more

Yuki: how is that going anyway 

Rin: you are too obsessed with htv 

Tohru: it’s actually really good it looks much better than last time u came 

Tohru:shhdjdn yeah I made u watch htv with me I remember 

Yuki: last time I came y’all literally didn’t have a roof 

Momiji: lollll 

Tohru: we were fixing all the pipes/vents and redoing the shingles it was temporary!! 

Rin: rip the tent tarp roof 

Hatsuharu: Sure it was 

Momiji: tohru just really likes living in tents huh 

Tohru: THAT WAS ONE TIME handjdndjf 

Kagura: aren’t you about to gut your whole kitchen how is that going?? 

Tohru: lots of take out and sandwiches shhdjdnf 

Yuki: tohru? Getting take out?? 

Rin: no NO 

Momiji: i- 

Kisa: me and Hiro will come help you fix your kitchen immediately!!! This can not stay like this 

Kisa: the earth might collapse 

Hiro: why did you volunteer me ??? But okay sure i’m in. 

Tohru: omg u dont have too! 

Yuki: I would also like to help when are we meeting? 

Momiji: count me in babey 

Rin: i suppose i can help 

Hatsuharu: I will bring snacks 

Momiji: oh same!!! 

Tohru: I love u guys!!!! :D okay!!! Let’s do this!! 

Tohru: how’s tomorrow since it’s a Sunday? 

Rin: I’m good with that 

Hatsuharu: same 

Momiji: I would cancel all of my plans for you 

Kagura: ^ 

Yuki: same 

Kisa: me and hiro will b there!!!