Actions

Work Header

New Avengers Group Chat

Summary:

The Next Generation of Superheroes need some way to communicate, don't they? Like for missions and other serious stuff.... (Peter decides he needs a place to be dumb with all the other Gen Z Avengers).

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: what the fu-

Chapter Text

Spidey created Unnamed Chat

Spidey renamed Unnamed Chat as New Avengers

Spidey added RiRiRiH, Princess, FREEDOM, brain, CawCaw, MJ[Hacker Voice], Baby_Ant, shhhh

 

Spidey - Riri we need to talk

RiRiRi - oh shi-

H - she just like freaking ran out of the room idek

Spidey - anyone know where she went???

 

CawCaw - ….

Spidey - KATE TELL ME

brain - wat

Baby_Ant - i’m with brian wtf is happening rn???????

 

Spidey - BETRAYAL THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING 

[Hacker Voice] - the avengers are coming to our school tomorrow

FREEDOM - and this is her fault why?

MJ - she’s coming with them and she knows who the new intern is

 

RiRiRi - NO i don’t dad wouldn’t tell me

H - mood he sucks sometimes

Spidey - ^

[Hacker Voice] - smh

 

Spidey - my brain hurts

brain - sorry

H - its 2am wtf guys

Spidey - patrolling & homework ugh

CawCaw - why do you think i basically gave up on school???

Spidey - bleh

 

H - GOODNIGHT PETER

Spidey - no

[Hacker Voice] - do it now

Spidey - no

MJ -

Spidey - night

 

MJ - rest of you too

CawCaw - i’m not scared of you

MJ - oh really?

CawCaw - bye

brain - night

H - see y’all

[Hacker Voice] - see you tomorrow mj

 

MJ - goodnight idiots

 

FREEDOM - why is my name so dumb but mj’s is just her like actual name

Spidey - she scares me

FREEDOM - fair enough

FREEDOM - i mean same tho

 

[Hacker Voice] - oooh exciting they’re here

Spidey - i still die a bit when i see thor like ngl

MJ - nnng widow

[Hacker Voice] - gay

H - y’all almost fainted when you saw cap 

[Hacker Voice] - yeah but i’m not gay

Spidey - technically neither am i 

[Hacker Voice] - fight me

MJ - sure that’s what u want, friend????

 

Spidey - was NOT expecting THAT

[Hacker Voice] - omfg

MJ - HeLp Me

RiRiRi - who was it?????????

Spidey - betty oml

RiRiRi - i’m not frigging surprised that girl is badass

 

RiRiRi - i’m surprised ur surprised ned

[Hacker Voice] - i’m not but like mmm oh my

H - gonna bring her in????

Spidey - sure i guess she needs to know who i am anyways

brain - efficient, parker

Spidey - fight me brian

 

Spidey added B.E.T.T.Y.

 

B.E.T.T.Y. - hi…. spidey. how did you know….?

RiRiRi - girl you’re not fooling anyone

Spidey - ????

B.E.T.T.Y. - ur an idiot pete

Spidey - oh shiz ok

 

B.E.T.T.Y. - MJ is… MJ

B.E.T.T.Y. - [Hacker Voice] is Ned :)

B.E.T.T.Y. - brain is brian

B.E.T.T.Y. - CawCaw is the new hawkeye (kate?)

B.E.T.T.Y. - RiRiRi is riri 

B.E.T.T.Y. - H is harley

B.E.T.T.Y. - Princess is…. Princess Shuri?? Of Wakanda???

B.E.T.T.Y. - FREEDOM is Free Spirit

B.E.T.T.Y. - Baby_Ant is Stature/Cassie Lang

B.E.T.T.Y. - shhhh is….????????????

 

brain - woah okay yes

CawCaw - ye i’m kate hey

Princess - greetings betty XD

Baby_Ant - i am in fact cassie lang good job you’re crazy smart

H - i’m ironlad and riri is ironheart

RiRiRi - how dare

B.E.T.T.Y. - so uhhhhhhhh that’s a lot

B.E.T.T.Y. - but i was right i’m so happy

 

FREEDOM - have you figured out who i really am, then?

B.E.T.T.Y. - ummm?

FREEDOM - i’m an intern like kate and harley and riri etc

B.E.T.T.Y. - cathy????????

FREEDOM - that’s me. hello. 

 

shhhh - and then there’s me

shhhh - i love you don’t know who i am

B.E.T.T.Y. - who are you????

shhhh - my dad is a hero like cassie’s

B.E.T.T.Y. - ummmm

Spidey - dumbass no one knows you exist

shhhh - oh right

B.E.T.T.Y. - ??????????

shhhh - i’m lila. lila barton. 

B.E.T.T.Y - as in clint barton? oh my

 

Spidey - that’s like a mood

H - ^

 

brain - i wanna die

Spidey - ^

H - ^^

RiRiRi - ^^^

[Hacker Voice] - ^^^^

 

MJ - texting tony rn

Spidey - what the fu-