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1. Never Explain Anything by KannaOphelia for Romana (romana03)

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Aug 2019

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Warlock Dowling
   • Harriet Dowling
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • POV Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley only travels first class
   • First Time
   • Post-Canon
   • Bickering
   • Accidental Cuddling
   • Shamelessly tropey
   • Fake Marriage
   • Hedonism
   • Tropes
   • Mostly series canon but mix and matches with book canon
   • Only one hotel suite
   • Fashion & Couture
   • Lap Pillow
   • Near death confession (averted)
   • Crowley wearing increasingly gender neutral clothing
   • Idiots in Love
   • Book "shop" implies actually selling books
   • Dating without admitting it
   • Nanny and Francis at least for a bit
   • possessive Aziraphale
   • Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Ridiculous luxury
   • Crowley actually being proactive about advancing the relationship
   • Mutual Pining
   • Courtship
   • Emotional Sex
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Crowley is Good With Kids (Good Omens)
   • Sappy Ending

   Summary

   “Oh. Yeah.” Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. “Come to New York with me tomorrow?"

   Aziraphale blinked. “Why?"

   “To see how Warlock is doing,” Crowley said, as if that was obvious. “You’re a terrible father for an angel. I’m a demon, and I make a far better mother."

   "We're not his parents! He has two perfectly good parents of his own!"

   "Fine."

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   Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him, for some high-end hedonism, and at exactly which point did Crowley start referring to him as his husband anyway?

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