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1. I could be that girl by mambo

   Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   08 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland
   • mentioned:
   • Fiyero Tigelaar/Galinda Upland
   • Elphaba Thropp/Fiyero Tigelaar
   • Galinda Upland
   • Elphaba Thropp
   • Mentioned: Fiyero Tigelaar
   • Gay Awakening
   • One-Sided Attraction
   • Masturbation
   • Best Friends
   • Self-Discovery
   • This Is WEIRD and HORNY and I'm SORRY

   Summary

   Despite some people’s beliefs that Galinda Upland came to Shiz with absolutely no useful knowledge, Galinda knows three things for sure:

   1. If one is to own very many shoes, one must have a good storage system for their very many shoes, lest one trip over their very many shoes;
   2. A curling wand and a magical wand are two very different things and should not be mistaken for one another; and,
   3. The entire point of a collegiate education is not only to learn at least three other pieces of useful knowledge, but to find oneself a suitable match, selected from their compatriots.

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