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Harry hadn't set out that day thinking, I know, today I want to dress up in a pizza outfit, get absolutely smashed beyond compare, crash my broom in the middle of the muggle motorway and then fall off of the Westminster bridge into the River Thames, and end up in hospital with Malfoy as my healer, but what else could you expect would happen on your best mate's stag?
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"What you did was get so drunk that you couldn't remember your own name, fly over muggle London with absolutely no charms to protect yourself from their view, and stay stationary for long enough that a lorry fucking hit you because you were daydreaming! And then you only fell because you walked over!"
"You sound like a disappointed wife."
"You sound like you'd be experienced in that area."
RE-UPLOAD!!!!
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