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You both like Johnlock.
We need to go to Disneyland. SH
...Disneyland? JW
Yes. Paris. Disneyland. You've heard of it, yes? SH
I've heard. Yes. But... why? Case? JW
If I say it's for a case, will you go with me? SH
I will go with you anyway. I always wanted to meet Pluto. JW
...really? You'll actually come? Fantastic! We leave tomorrow at 7am. SH
We can meet Pluto and find all the princesses and go on all the rides. SH
Yes, yes, okay. Will you tell me why do you want to go? JW
Because I'd like to? Apparently it's magic. Not that I believe in magic. SH
This is getting more and more weird. JW
...I recently discovered a liking for Disney. SH
Oh my god. You've seen Pocahontas or something? JW
Snow White, actually. Then Tangled. And Frozen. I want to watch them all. SH
Whoa. You should see Pocahontas. JW
Is it very good? It sounds brilliant. SH
Yes. It is. Mulan is good too. JW
Why are we even talking about Disney, jeez, what is my life... JW
Your life is approximately 17 times more exciting with me around. Infinitely more unexpected. SH
I think you'd make a good Disney prince. SH
What? No. I'm too short. JW
Nonsense. You're perfect- think about it. You're a soldier. Brave, strong, attractive and you save me, from countless baddies, and we live in a castle. 221B. SH
In a castle? 221B would be a castle? You'd be a perfect Beast - no offence. Nobody likes you because nobody knows that in fact you're a good man. Except me, of course. JW
Does that make you Belle? You're intelligent, brave, and love adventures and reading. And you make me more human. SH
Only you don't love me. SH
Obviously. SH
Belle didn't love the Beast at first. JW
She learnt to. SH
True. JW
What are we really talking about? JW
I don't know. SH
Who would be Gaston? JW
Your girlfriends, obviously. SH
Right. And Mycroft with his cameras as the magic mirror... JW
Ha! Yes. Perfect. SH
So, we're living in a fairytale. JW
Moriarty once said that to me. Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain. SH
And who do you think is the villain in Beauty and the Beast? Gaston? The Beast? Time? Magic? JW
I don't know. Gaston is Belle's villain. But I suppose time and magic are the beast's. It depends. SH
So maybe Moriarty would be Gaston. So jealous of you. JW
Why would he be jealous of me? SH
Because you're better than him. JW
Oh. Well. Thank you. SH
Not sure if I agree. But I appreciate your.. Kindness. SH
You don't think you're better? Why? JW
He doesn't have a weakness. I do. I have several. Things I am vulnerable over. Things that hurt me. SH
But you are kind and care about people. You're not a murderer. It's not about how great you are, but if you're a human being. JW
I care about you. SH
I know. JW
I don't know if I want to talk about Disney anymore. SH
I don't think we were talking about Disney. JW
I know. I'm just... I'm not good at these things. SH
You are very good at it, Sherlock. JW
I don't even understand what 'it' is. SH
Don't try to understand, try to feel. JW
But when I feel, that's when.. SH
Oh never mind. SH
When what? JW
Nothing, John. Please. Forget it. SH
Suit youself. Just remember I'm always here. JW
I know. My Belle. SH
Yeeah. Just don't call me that when we're with Lestrade. JW
Would it embarrass you? SH
I don't know. It would be... odd. JW
You wouldn’t like it. SH
Lestrade would think you're high again. JW
But you know I'm not. I'm just. I'm trying to 'feel', and it's hard. SH
Life is hard. JW
But it's worth it. JW
You would be worth it. SH
Does it mean that if I kiss you you'll stop being so rude sometimes? JW
Yes. I think it would mean that. SH
Naah. You wouldn't be the same. JW
What? No! Fine. Kiss me and I'll be even more rude. Insult people all the time, and be even more of an arrogant dick. SH
No no no, more rude? No way. JW
Then what am I supposed to do! SH
Be yourself, I guess? JW
I could do that. SH
Good. JW
Do you... Like me? SH
Of course I like you. I live with you, remember? JW
I mean. In a Belle-and-The-Beast way. At the end, of course. SH
You're adorable sometimes. Yes. But without the whole magic thing. JW
I hope you're not disappointed. JW
Because of lack of the magic, of course. JW
How could I be disappointed? I've got you. Don't need magic. SH
I really, really like you, John. SH
Well. You want to go to the Disneyland. It's obvious you like magic. JW
I like magic. SH
Mycroft used to want to be a magician. He would show me his tricks. Until he got boring. SH
Can I kiss you in Disneyland? SH
It's me who should kiss first, you know. JW
Why? SH
Because I'm Belle. JW
Now I'm smiling like a buffoon. God, you're wonderful, I love you so much. SH
Fuck. I mean. Like. Fancy. SH
I love you too, Sherlock. JW
Oh. Christ. Uhm. Good. Yeah. Good. SH
But I should say it tomorrow. In Disneyland. JW
You should. Really should. By the castle? SH
You did research, didn't you? JW
Of course I did. I never do things half-heartedly. SH
That's why I love you. JW
I love you, too. SH
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