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1. Gourd Reckoning by sevenfists

   Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Aug 2019

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
   • Sidney Crosby
   • Evgeni Malkin
   • Established Relationship
   • Marriage Proposal
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Misuse of Vegetables
   • Anal Adventure

   Summary

   The decorative gourds arrived at Whole Foods in mid-September. Zhenya saw the display set up in the produce section and lingered over it for a while, examining the different sizes and shapes. Studying them, he was increasingly convinced that Sid had been joking. Every squash had ridges or nubs, or a spiny stem at one end. There was no way.

   Maybe if he trimmed off the stem and washed it really well.

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