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  1. The Cute and Useless Captain by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

    04 Sep 2019

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    "In place of the Captain, there's a dog on the transporter pad.

    It's a mutt of a thing, bigger than a pomeranian but just as round and fluffy, with ears adorably lopsided and huge, blue, I-shit-in-your-slippers-but-you-will-still-love-me eyes.

    No.

    No No No No No...!"

    Captain Kirk has been turned into a dog. The rest of the crew (bar Spock) have been turned into drooling idiots.

    Leonard McCoy needs a drink.

    Thank god for Nugget The Tribble.

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