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pickachu: did you know cats smell through their mouths?
shouto: It’s fucking 3 am Kaminari.
youllfloattoo: wait.
youllfloattoo: really?
imtheclassrep: Of course, they do. It’s called the vomeronasal organ and allows a cat to have 14 times the smell sense of a human.
birdboy: wild
pickachu: Why do you even know that?
imtheclassrep: I did research.
pickachu: lmao why
imtheclassrep: As your class rep, I must be prepared for every situation like this.
Iwishairpodsweremyquirk: it’s 3am
pickachu: and what about it
iwanttoexplodeeveryone: ITS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING
pickachu: put your phone on silent dumbass
imtheclassrep: Watch your language!!
iwanttoexplodeeveryone: I WILL KILL YOU EXTRAS IF YOU DON’T STOP TEXTING
midWHOREriya: we aren’t extras
shouto: retweet
midWHOREriya: hey bby <3
shouto: hey <3
iwanttoexplodeeveryone: STOP FUCKING FLIRTING ITS 3AM
youllfloattoo: Todoroki, aren’t you in Deku’s room?
shouto: shit they caught us
midWHOREiya: abort abort abort
kermit: *sitting here watching this unfold like* ribbit
youllfloatoo: haha
birdboy: OH GOD WHO CORRUPTED OUR SWEET MIDORIYA
MOMO: OUR INNOCENT PURE ANGEL WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU
iwanttoexplodeeveryone: SHUT UP EXTRAS
shouto: i volunteer to change bakugo’s name
midWHOREriya: it’s funny I’m cackling
Kermit: do it
Youllfloattoo: DO IT
Imtheclassrep: don’t do it
shouto changed iwanttoexplodeeveryone’s name to bakuHOE
midWHOREriya: hehe
bakuHOE: FUCK FUK FUFMCJF UFCJFUUYV FUVMC
birdboy: huh
pickachu: always thought bakuHOEEEEE was a spaz
youllfloattoo: Todoroki you broke him
Shouto: I don’t hear anyone else complaining
bakuHOE has left the chat