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Washing Machine has logged in
Washing Machine
I would like to know who did this.
Just to have a talk.
I promise it won’t hurt.
Much.
Ironing Man
get in line
caw caw bishies
I think it was Loki
Thunder and Lightning
MY BROTHER WOULD NEVER
TAKE THAT BACK
Magic Man from Magic Space
That wasn’t me
I don’t do silly nicknames
Ironing Man
true
if anything, you’d go with insulting ones
Magic Man from Magic Space
At least someone bothers to know me
Itsy Bitsy
whoever did this knows my secret
and I will find you
caw caw bishies
everyone knows you’re a superspy for a secret and totally not existing spy agency Nat
Itsy Bitsy
I’m not talking about that Clint.
caw caw bishies
then what? the pet spider?
Washing Machine
Natasha has a pet spider?
Itsy Bitsy
Congrats Clint. Now everybody knows.
Bruce Almighty
Why did you keep this from us?
We weren’t going to laugh at you
Thunder and Lightning
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR PET
Ironing Man
wait a moment
just so we’re clear
you’ve named your pet spider
Itsy Bitsy
Itsy Bitsy
Problem, Stark?
caw caw bishies
oh no
nat used last name
nice knowing you tony
better prepare the funeral
Ironing Man
not at all
it’s a cute name
surprising coming from you
but it’s cute
Bruce Almighty
Tony
I think you’re making it worse
Ironing Man
on another note
has anyone seen Steve
Magic Man from Magic S pace
He came by earlier
Someone pointed out the nickname to him
caw caw bishies
Loki did the pointing out
Which brings me to the point
He did it
Magic Man from Magic Space
Said it was embarrassing
And left
caw caw bishies
I don’t blame him
whoever is behind this
decided that
of all things
Clark Kent
was a good nickname choice
Washing Machine
Oh no
I can hear it
caw caw bishies
what
Washing Machine
Tony laughing
Ironing Man
honestly
how dare you
my laughter sounds like an angel’s
caw caw bishies
dont you mean like a demon
Washing Machine
You sound like a dying seal
Ironing Man
really feeling the love here
Magic Man from Magic Space
Well, if you figure out how to change this atrocity back
Let me know
I’m off for now
Ironing Man
where to?
Magic Man from Magic Space
To either get ice cream or commit a felony
I’ll decide in the car
Magic man from space has logged off
caw caw bishies
you don’t think he’s serious
right
Thunder and Lightning
HE WILL NOT
MISCHIEF HE DOES
BUT CRIMINAL HE IS NOT
caw caw bishies
debatable
[meanwhile]
“I’m off darling.” Loki said, placing a kiss on Tony’s forehead.
“You’re not really going to commit a felony, are you?”
“Of course not. I’m going to get us some ice cream. You’re the one that suggested we have a lazy Sunday morning, didn’t you?”
“We deserve it.”
“What will you do while I’m gone?”
“Waiting for you to return. And laugh at those dumbasses for not figuring out they can change the nicknames themselves. Oh. And trying to see if I can persuade anyone that Steve was the one who did it.”
“Well, good luck.”
