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Quiet Times

Summary:

The Avengers are bored. They text each other.
That's all.

Notes:

For N4 square: chatlog format
Just silly fun.
Minor typing quirks, like Clint's denial of capitalisation and punctuation, and Thor's inability to turn off caps

Work Text:

Washing Machine has logged in

 

Washing Machine

I would like to know who did this.

Just to have a talk.

I promise it won’t hurt.

Much.

 

Ironing Man

get in line

 

caw caw bishies

I think it was Loki

 

Thunder and Lightning

MY BROTHER WOULD NEVER

TAKE THAT BACK

 

Magic Man from Magic Space

That wasn’t me

I don’t do silly nicknames

 

Ironing Man

true

if anything, you’d go with insulting ones

 

Magic Man from Magic Space

At least someone bothers to know me

 

Itsy Bitsy

whoever did this knows my secret

and I will find you

 

caw caw bishies

everyone knows you’re a superspy for a secret and totally not existing spy agency Nat

 

Itsy Bitsy

I’m not talking about that Clint.

 

caw caw bishies

then what? the pet spider?

 

Washing Machine

Natasha has a pet spider?

 

Itsy Bitsy

Congrats Clint. Now everybody knows.

 

Bruce Almighty

Why did you keep this from us?

We weren’t going to laugh at you

 

Thunder and Lightning

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR PET

 

Ironing Man

wait a moment

just so we’re clear

you’ve named your pet spider

Itsy Bitsy

 

Itsy Bitsy

Problem, Stark?

 

caw caw bishies

oh no

nat used last name

nice knowing you tony

better prepare the funeral

 

Ironing Man

not at all

it’s a cute name

surprising coming from you

but it’s cute

 

Bruce Almighty

Tony

I think you’re making it worse

 

Ironing Man

on another note

has anyone seen Steve

 

Magic Man from Magic S pace

He came by earlier

Someone pointed out the nickname to him

 

caw caw bishies

Loki did the pointing out

Which brings me to the point

He did it

 

Magic Man from Magic Space

Said it was embarrassing

And left

 

caw caw bishies

I don’t blame him

whoever is behind this

decided that

of all things

Clark Kent

was a good nickname choice

 

Washing Machine

Oh no

I can hear it

 

caw caw bishies

what

 

Washing Machine

Tony laughing

 

Ironing Man

honestly

how dare you

my laughter sounds like an angel’s

 

caw caw bishies

dont you mean like a demon

 

Washing Machine

You sound like a dying seal

 

Ironing Man

really feeling the love here

 

Magic Man from Magic Space

Well, if you figure out how to change this atrocity back

Let me know

I’m off for now

 

Ironing Man

where to?

 

Magic Man from Magic Space

To either get ice cream or commit a felony

I’ll decide in the car

Magic man from space has logged off

 

caw caw bishies

you don’t think he’s serious

right

 

Thunder and Lightning

HE WILL NOT

MISCHIEF HE DOES

BUT CRIMINAL HE IS NOT

 

caw caw bishies

debatable

 

[meanwhile]

 

“I’m off darling.” Loki said, placing a kiss on Tony’s forehead.

“You’re not really going to commit a felony, are you?”

“Of course not. I’m going to get us some ice cream. You’re the one that suggested we have a lazy Sunday morning, didn’t you?”

“We deserve it.”

“What will you do while I’m gone?”
“Waiting for you to return. And laugh at those dumbasses for not figuring out they can change the nicknames themselves. Oh. And trying to see if I can persuade anyone that Steve was the one who did it.”

“Well, good luck.”

 

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