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💙🦁 Blue Lions !!! 💙🦁
thotier: ITS THE MONTH OF THE GARLAND MOON!! 🌝🌝😩😩 and you know👈 what that means 😉 its the start of 😩 rainy season 💦💦 and it’s gonna be WET 💦💦 all day long. 🌝😩 💦💘 the time to 🎁 gift 💝 white ⚪️ rose 🌹 garlands 🌸🌼🌹 is coming 💦💦 up s👀n so grab 💋 those sexy 😳🔓 sweetpeas 🌷and stick some 💐 poppin’ pansies 🌻 in that vase 😈 of yours! 😩🌝 send 💌 this and a garland ⚪️🌹🌸 to 2️⃣ of your Blue Lion Bitches 💙🦁 Black Eagle Baes 🖤🦅 and Golden Deer Dreamboats 💛🦌 or your flower stalk 🌻😳 will wilt! 🥀😩
> d1ebymybl4de removed thotier from the groupchat. <
[thotier -> d1ebymybl4de]: felix bro wtf
[thotier -> d1ebymybl4de]: felix pls let me back in i promise ill be a good boy from now on 🥺
[d1ebymybl4de -> thotier]: suddenly i cant read.
ingwid: did you guys hear something…?
annette!!!: nope!
a shoe bert: no???
I’m a healer, but...🔫: I didn’t hear anything! ^^
MozzarellaMan: Not at all. It’s quite a peaceful morning. How unusual that Sylvain isn’t here to disturb it. :)
its deduesday: Indeed, Your Highness. We are very fortunate today.
its deduesday: :)
annette!!!: omg dedue! u used a smiley face that’s so cute!
its deduesday: Thank you Annette. His Highness has suggested that I use emotes to express my feelings through text.
MozzarellaMan: You are doing an excellent job, Dedue!
its deduesday: Thank you Your Highness. :)
MozzarellaMan: :)
its deduesday: :)
MozzarellaMan: :)
d1ebymybl4de: get a room.
ingwid: felix! be nice
a shoe bert: yeah dedues just trying his best there’s no need to be so rude!
d1ebymybl4de: tch. he shouldn’t bother trying at all.
annette!!!: Felix.
d1ebymybl4de: ...
d1ebymybl4de: im sorry annette, please forgive me.
ingwid: ...wow. howd you get him to apologize so quickly?
annette!!!: im not really sure but it works every time! ^ v ^
annette!!!: and felix, it’s not me you should be apologizing to >:C
d1ebymybl4de: … :/
MozzarellaMan: It’s alright everyone. We all know how prickly Felix can be at times so please don’t take his comments to heart. Ingrid and I have known him long enough to know that he truly doesn’t mean any harm. Dedue is privy to this as well.
ingwid: true, but that doesn’t mean felix should be snapping at everyone. seriously felix, even to your own house members?
d1ebymybl4de: i dont snap at everyone.
a shoe bert: you dont with annette apparently :0
ingwid: annette doesn’t count. no one is allowed to be mean to her. ever. or to mercedes either! it’s physically impossible
MozzarellaMan: That is true!
annette!!!: aww you guys! <3
I’m a healer, but...🔫: That’s so sweet of you guys to say! I should bake some treats to show how much I appreciate you all! :)
annette!!!: oooh i’ll help you mercie!
its deduesday: I would like to help as well.
d1ebymybl4de: hmph.
a shoe bert: you don’t have to do that for us mercedes, we already know how much you appreciate us, and we appreciate you too! :D
ingwid: yeah! speaking of appreciation though, isn’t it garland moon?
MozzarellaMan: Yes. Sylvain mentioned it earlier in his colorful text before Felix banned him. It hurt my eyes to look at it.
annette!!!: oh yeah! remember when he had a signature that was at the bottom of all of his posts? it made the chat so hard to read!
a shoe bert: let me see if i can find it again
a shoe bert: here it is!
a shoe bert: “ you so fuckin precious when you 💖😘💖💗💫🌟 ⭐️ 💖 💗 smile 😍 💖 💫 💖💗😍⭐️💖💗hit it from the back and drive you 💖😘💖💗💫🌟 ⭐️ 💖 💗 wild 😍 💖 💫 💖💗😍⭐️💖💗 girl I lose myself up in those 💖😘💖💗💫🌟💖💗💗😘 ⭐️ 💖 💗 eyeeyeeyeeyeeyes 😍 💖 💫 💖💗😍⭐️💖💗😘💗💖⭐️ ”
annette!!!: Ahhh! It burns!!!
d1ebymybl4de: why did you make me look at this again with my own two eyes.
I’m a healer, but...🔫: I think it matches with how vibrant Sylvain can be! But...I do agree that it is a bit much to read.
a shoe bert: should we really be poking fun at him when he cant even be here to defend himself?
d1ebymybl4de: dont worry its fine.
ingwid: guys!! the garland moon!
MozzarellaMan: Apologies, Ingrid. We got carried away with making fun of Sylvain’s atrocious use of emojis. Please continue.
ingwid: thanks dimitri
ingwid: are any of you guys participating? we could all hang out and weave roses together and then give them to each other!
annette!!!: that’s a great idea ingrid! oh, what if we also invited the other houses too? it could be one big get together!
ingwid: yes! Your Highness? what do you think?
MozzarellaMan: I am all for it! I’ll ask the other house leaders as well and we can make arrangements.
I’m a healer, but...🔫: I’ll make snacks! What would everyone like to eat?
a shoe bert: sweets please!
annette!!!: sweets!
d1ebymybl4de: nothing sweet.
MozzarellaMan: Cheese flavored snacks, please.
ingwid: out of curiosity Your Highness, what is it with you and cheese? we know it’s your favorite but you always have it with everything you eat
MozzarellaMan: I enjoy the texture and the sharp flavor it has. It’s one of the strongest things that I am able to taste.
MozzarellaMan: Such a shame that it causes stomach aches, though.
a shoe bert: ...stomach aches?
MozzarellaMan: Yes. The agonizing pains that you get from eating cheese.
ingwid: ...
ingwid: does it happen every time you eat cheese? or other dairy products like milk?
MozzarellaMan: Come to think of it, it does! Does that not happen with everyone else?
annette!!!: it can happen with some people, Your Highness, it’s just that... um...
its deduesday: Your Highness, we regret to inform you that you may be lactose intolerant.
MozzarellaMan: …
ingwid: …
annette!!!: …
a shoe bert: …
MozzarellaMan: Ah. I see.
MozzarellaMan: That... makes a lot of sense, actually.
d1ebymybl4de: wow.
d1ebymybl4de: im almost tempted to invite sylvain back in just so he can witness you one upping his stupidity. almost.
annette!!!: Felix.
d1ebymybl4de: sorry.
MozzarellaMan: Well, even if I am lactose intolerant, I will still keep eating and enjoying cheese. It’s too good for me to give up, no matter how much pain it puts me through.
I’m a healer, but...🔫: Oh you’re lactose intolerant Dimitri? You can get herbs from the infirmary that can help you with managing it! Just remember to take some before you eat cheese or anything with dairy in it and you shouldn’t have stomach aches anymore. :)
MozzarellaMan: Thank you for letting me know Mercedes. You have always been so helpful to your fellow Blue Lions. Everyone, should you all make rose garlands this moon, do remember to give one to her.
annette!!!: we will!
I’m a healer, but...🔫: Thank you, Dimitri! 😊💙
ingwid: I just cant believe you’ve gone all these years eating cheese thinking it was normal to be in gut wrenching pain afterwards
d1ebymybl4de: same. how did you even make it this far without thinking that you shouldve, idk, seen a healer about it? idiot.
MozzarellaMan: I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions.