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thunderthighs: mischief managed.
buzzkill: YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
bigsexy: dont u worry bout it chikara
buzzkill: I’m worrying. What did you do.
thunderthighs: dont wrry!!
thunderthighs: ull find out soon enough
buzzkill: I don’t like the sound of that.
buzzkill: At all.
buzzkill: Where are you?
bigsexy: thats for me to know and you to not know.
buzzkill: I swear, Tanaka.
thunderthighs: dont swear chika swearing is bad
buzzkill: What did I do to deserve this.
thunderthighs: yanno
bigsexy: exactly
buzzkill: I want a refund on these problem children, Daichi. Give me someone else. Give me anyone else.
bigsexy: daichisan cant hear u now
bigsexy: ur stuck w us forever
buzzkill left
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bigsexy: ur stuck w us forever
buzzkill: I hate this.
thunderthighs: u lov us
buzzkill: Do I?
bigsexy: yes
thunderthighs: yes
buzzkill: ...Questionable.
buzzkill: Wait, you’re not distracting me.
buzzkill: What did you do?
bigsexy: nothin
thunderthighs: mischief managed.
bigsexy: shh yuu ur gonna blow our cover
thunderthighs: shit u right
thunderthighs left
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buzzkill: I don’t think so.
buzzkill: If I’m stuck here, so are you.
thunderthighs: well isn’t that just unfortunate
bigsexy: a true tragedy
buzzkill: Where are you two?
thunderthighs: idk man check the map
buzzkill: YOU ARE STILL NOT A MARAUDER
thunderthighs: IM A MARAUDER IN MY HEART
bigsexy: YEAH
bigsexy: SUCK IT CHIKARA
buzzkill: I will find you.
bigsexy: scatter
thunderthighs: way ahead of u
thunderthighs: he wont find us
bigsexy: never we too good at this
bigsexy: oH FUCK
bigsexy is offline
buzzkill: One down, one to go.
thunderthighs: cant catch me now gay thoughts
buzzkill: I’ll find you, Nishinoya Yuu. And when I do, you’ll regret fucking with me.
thunderthighs: lmao u think im scared of you
buzzkill: Yes.
thunderthighs: i mean u right
thunderthighs: ur fuckin terrifying chika
buzzkill: Good.
buzzkill: What’s this? A random ball cart in the middle of the hallway?
thunderthighs: shit
thunderthighs: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
thunderthighs is offline
buzzkill: You can run, but you can’t hide. Practice starts soon. I’ll get you then.
buzzkill is offline
bigsexy is online
thunderthighs is online
bigsexy: BET we distracted him long enough
thunderthighs: nice one babe
bigsexy: that was all u babe
bigsexy: u kept him talkin while i worked
thunderthighs: but u did the work babe
thunderthighs: we both did good
bigsexy: now we wait
bigsexy: mischief managed
thunderthighs: mischief managed
bigsexy is offline
thunderthighs is offline
buzzkill is online
buzzkill: Get in here. Right this second.
bigsexy is online
thunderthighs is online
bigsexy: sup chikara
buzzkill: TANAKA RYUUNOSUKE.
bigsexy: ennoshita chikara
thunderthighs: nishinoya yuu!! :D
buzzkill: What the hell did you two do?!
buzzkill: Everything’s on the ceiling.
buzzkill: Even the BALL CARTS are on the ceiling!!
buzzkill: Are those my shoes?!
thunderthighs: yep :D
buzzkill: ...How did you even get up there?
bigsexy: wingardium leviosa
buzzkill: FOR THE LAST TIME
buzzkill: YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER
thunderthighs: thats what u think muggle
buzzkill: I quit. I hate you.
bigsexy: lov u too chikara
buzzkill: Perish.