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”But there must be a reason for the low price,” protests the realtor.
”Wouldn’t all that be part of the seller’s guarantee?” Tom absently lists the mandatory disclosures from the form his realtor showed him with the ease of a photographic memory: some seepage in northeast corner of cellar; signs of disease in the oak tree adjacent to the carriage house; attic storm windows need replacement; evidence of one (1) poltergeist house-wide, rated B- (benevolent/leaning negative).