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    Here are three things Betty knows about Jughead; he usually goes to bed around 4 A.M., he most certainly knows how to dismember a body (for story-writing purposes), and he gives the most frustratingly amazing gifts.

    Here are three things Betty knows about herself; she enjoys house-cleaning, she's stubborn as a mule, and she maybesortakinda has a crush on her roommate.

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    When Betty accidentally gives her roommate Jughead a book of 'Sexy Coupons' instead of 'Chore Coupons' for his birthday, her pride would never allow her to admit her mistake. So she sorta just...goes with it. The rest, she argues, can be figured out later.

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    Winner of the 6th BFFA for 'Best WIP'!

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