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Be You, Be Me, Always Be Mine by LoVeObsessed, LoVeObsessed2 (LoVeObsessed)
Fandoms: Veronica Mars - Fandom
03 Mar 2022
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[Miracle Max inflates chest with a bellows.]MM: Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for? [presses to force the air back out]*Logan:Truue..LoVe...*True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.*MM:Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said "to blave." And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff..*Liar! LIAR! LI-A-A-AR!"True love!" He said,"true love,"Max! My God-*Don't say another word, Valerie.*Ever since Penn Epner fired him, his confidence is shattered.*MM:Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name!*What, Epner? Penn Epner. [begins chasing Max around the house] The pizza delivery man. Ooo-ooo, Epner!*MM[holding hands over his ears]I'm not listening!*True love, life expiring and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help!*Nobody's hearing nothing!*Inigo:Fandom’s true love! He will stop Penn Epner&Rob Thomas’s career*MM:Wait, wait-I make him better, they suffer?
Inigo:Humiliations galore!
MM[laughs&sings briefly] That is a noble cause! I'm on the job!