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[club idiots]- 12:22pm
anything for u beyonce: does anyone got the answers for tomorrows test
freddy fazbear: i’m sorry we have a what next tomorrow
while you were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: We have a test????
creeper: guess we’re fucked huh
to quote hamlet, no: u would think as third years u guys would get ur shit together
I’ll be in contact with my lawyer: Unbelievable. Would it kill you lot to be more responsible?
saikou corp pls interact: yeah. it would
thats paint asshole: yup
i won’t hesitate bitch: what did u expect from them
anything for u beyonce: well anyways, guess i'm failing
anything for u beyonce: its time for me to drop out and become a stripper
freddy fazbear: ill join u miyuji
creeper: yeah same
lie down and let the earth reclaim u: We could have a last minute study session if you guys like!
anything for u beyonce: ,
anything for u beyonce: oh actually thatd be great thanks!!!
freddy fazbear: once again uekiya is saving our ass
while you were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: thanks so much Uekiya, that would be great!
Fun Police: I may not be a third year, but I would like to participate if thats alright.
lie down and let the earth reclaim u: The more the merrier!
saikou corp pls interact: thanks uekiya
anything for u beyonce: kaga u dont even need to study u ace everything without even trying its not fair
saikou corp pls interact: true but i got nothin better to do
thats paint asshole: ur just going bc megamis gonna be there
saikou corp pls interact: H
saikou corp pls interact: sKDSFJDSGKSQRF SHUUT UP THATS NOT WH Y
freddy fazbear: oh yeah?? :)))
anything for u beyonce: ur not subtle at all
to quote hamlet, no: wow this is embarrassing to watch
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: itd be great if u join us kaga! i could use some help with chemistry aha
saikou corp pls interact: u got it budo
saikou corp pls interact: yeah see im going to help u guys not fail
to quote hamlet no: doubt
anything for u beyonce: doubt
i wont hesitate bitch: doubt
freddy fazbear: doubt
thats paint asshole: doubt
creeper: doubt
lets do it baby I know the law is online
lets do it baby I know the law: doubt
anything for u beyonce: nice of u to join us shiromi
saikou corp pls interact: ok i didnt ask to be a t ta ck ed like thi s
cooking mama: As much as I would like to join in with teasing Kaga,
saikou corp pls interact: damn even amai’s after my wig today i just cant catch a break huh
cooking mama: I wanted to ask what happened to our names?
lets do it baby I know the law: oh lol that was me :)) since megami gave me admin rights i decided to abuse my power
lets do it baby i know the law: kaga helped me pick them
to quote hamlet, no: why cant u give us good names kaga
saikou corp pls interact: dont hate just appreciate
I’ll be in contact with my lawyer: Shiromi, change my name.
lets do it baby i know the law: lmao no we’re matching :)
freddy fazbear: dont u have admin perms?? can’t u just change it urself?
i won’t hesitate bitch: kuroko doesnt know how to use a chatroom
lets do it baby i know the law: ye and akane thinks the names are funny
Fun Police: I can’t say I’m particularly fond of this name either.
creeper: well maybe u should open the minecraft server again huh
thats paint asshole: yea megami
Fun Police: I will not.
saikou corp pls interact: fun police stays
Fun Police: Also, why is Gema’s name “creeper”?
lets do it baby i know the law: AW MAN
anything for u beyonce: AW MAN
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: AWW MANN
saikou corp pls interact: AW MAN
creeper: AW MAN
freddy fazbear: AW MANN
thats paint asshole: aw man
Fun Police: I don’t understand?
to quote hamlet, no: it means theyre all fools
lets do it baby I know the law: also gemas sorta creepy thats why
Fun Police: Ah.
creeper: well just @ me why dont u
these fists are rated E for everyone is online
these fists are rated E for everyone: this name is stupid why am i here.
freddy fazbear: hey itachi
these fists are rated E for everyone: dont talk to me.
freddy fazbear: ok noted
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: hey! Don’t be mean itachi >:(
these fists are rated E for everyone: whatever.
to quote hamlet, no: if u idiots are done, i’d like to talk about more important matters
saikou corp pls interact: ur dumb play isnt that important but ok
to quote hamlet, no: first of all shut the fuck up u rick sanchez bootleg,
anything for u beyonce: dsfkjgskjh rick sanchez bootleg
to quote hamlet, no: and second of all, i was going to ask if we’re doing that stupid halloween contest that you guys been talking about for MONTHS now
freddy fazbear: well obviously, bc the photography club is gonna win and im leading us to victory
anything for u beyonce: u talk big for someone who always looks like hes dressed as fuckin fred from scooby doo
freddy fazbear: i’VE NEVER WATCHED THAT SHOW LET ME LIVE
these fists are rated E for everyone: shut the fuck up no, we’re not doing that again halloween is stupid only kids like halloween.
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: but i like halloween :(
these fists are rated E for everyone: what are u, 8?
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: on a scale of 1-10 yeah
lie down and let the earth reclaim you: I think that sounds like a great idea! I had lots of fun last year!
saikou corp pls interact: god ur outfit was fuckin scary last year what the fuck i still get nightmares about it
thats paint asshole: same tbh
freddy fazbear: what was she dressed as?
anything for u beyonce: the infected from last of us
freddy fazbear: , ah
creeper: yea shes really good with makeup
lie down and let the earth reclaim you: Aw, well I don’t plan on dressing up something as scary as last years, I just want everyone to have fun :)
Fun Police: I had a lot of fun last year too, perhaps we’ll host another Halloween costume this year.
anything for u beyonce: get ready to get ur ass kicked losers ;)
saikou corp pls interact: ah fuck i gotta think of a costume huh
Fun Police: I’ve already thought of an outfit for myself. Though, I can’t say the same for the rest of the student council.
saikou corp pls interact: oh???? You’re not gonna have matching costumes?
I won’t hesitate bitch: nah, megami and kuroko always wanna wear stupid boring shit
lets do it baby i know the law: yeaaah lol
Fun Police: Rest assured, Kuroko and I made sure our costumes will secure a win this year.
anything for u beyonce: oh now im genuinely curious???
[club idiots] - 12:57 pm
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: oh right i was meaning to say this but!
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: what if we made a big group chat for the entire school
thats paint asshole: terrible idea
anything for u beyonce: heyy hey budo
anything for u beyonce: thats the dumbest idea i’ve ever heard no offence
creeper: yea as if we wanted 100 screaming children in one chat
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: aw but it would be fun! Everyone basically knows each other anyways
these fists are rated E for everyone: i dont need 300 notifications going off every ten seconds
freddy fazbear: sounds like a disaster
lie down and let the earth reclaim u: I think it sounds like a fun idea!
freddy fazbear: ,
freddy fazbear: i stand corrected, yeah we should make a school gc
lets do it baby i know the law: owo??? whats this ??? ;)))
saikou corp pls interact: and u call ME unsubtle
creeper: u got somethin u wanna share with the class fred
anything for u beyonce: aw fred u got what the kids these days would call… a crush? ;)
I won't hestiate bitch: wow nice one.
thats paint asshole: yeah fred wanna share with the class
freddy fazbear: h
freddy fazbear: no
anything for u beyonce: uhuh okay :)))
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: anyways yeah i think it’ll be fun to have a school gc!
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: besides, it’ll be fine as long as the student council is gonna be in it right??? @Fun Police @I’ll be in contact with my lawyer @birb mom @Let’s do it baby I know the law @i won’t hesitate bitch ?????
Fun Police: Aha. Well, I have no objections in making a group chat for the school. As long as its being moderated by the student council, I don’t see any harm in making one.
I’ll be in contact with my lawyer: Well as long as Megami is alright with it, I won’t disagree with her.
birb mom: Oh this sounds like a wonderful idea!
lets do it baby i know the law: lol this is the worst possible idea im in
i won’t hesitate bitch: this is a terrible idea.
[Disaster- 1:07pm]
Fun Police has added 85 people to the chatroom
Horo: well helllooo ladies ;))
saikou corp pls interact: this was a mistake
Fun Police: Hm. You might be right.