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Welcome to the beginning of the chat.
hduck just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf
Hduck: hi why tf am i here lol
GoingViral: Hey Heather. Welcome to my dicsord server
GoingViral: Discord**
Hduck: stfu nerd ass BITCH
GoingViral: Yep time to remove you now
Hduck: im kidding...
Ermagherd, ronicaaa is here.
Bigboi just slid into the server .
ronicaaa: hi guys.
Bigboi: hey baby ;)
Cheers, love! much_slush ’s here!
much_slush: excuse me wtf ram
Bigboi: 20 dollars is 20 dollars
Welcome, DixieNormous , we hope you brought pizza
much_slush: speak of the devil. here’s your bf, ram, lmao
Bigboi: he's not my boyfriend…. yet
ronicaaa: Guys, stop.
much_slush: i was joking tf-
Bigboi: im sure you werent joking around with her in bed if you know what i mean-
DixieNormous: Hwat is thsi gay as server
Bigboi: nice grammer
GoingViral: I fucking regret inviting all of you here.
Hduck: this server sucks more balls than ronnie ngl
ronicaaa: excuse me?
Hduck: ill excuse you when all those balls are outta yo mouth bich
much_slush: the fuck you say heather?
Hduck: nun of yo buisenss bitch
much_slush: “buisenss” good job.
Welcome, WheresTheMilk , stay awhile and listen
treebro is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And treebro is all out of gum.
treebro: hey there
WheresTheMilk: What did i just walk into
Hduck: your parents having sex lmao
WheresTheMilk: Fuck you heather.
Hduck: I'd fuck me too :)
much_slush: probably because no one else would do it for you.
Hduck: i-
Mountain Dew Red joined. You must construct additional pylons.
much_slush: welcome to hell, leave your things at the door.
Mountain Dew Red: Oh cock
Mountain Dew Red: cOOL****** AUTOCORRECT
much_slush: lmao how the fuck does “cool” turn to “cock”
GoingViral: ^^^
GoingViral: I refuse to believe that.
Hduck: and how the hell do you turn straight to gay?
hello. Is it taco mell you’re looking for?
taco mell: Hi
Hduck: Boo whatchu looking at bich?
DixieNormous: gay
Mountain Dew Red: hey micahel
Mountain Dew Red: mcihael
Mountain Dew Red: mcihdael
Mountain Dew Red: michael
taco mell: lmfa- jdsnfksHBJDS,F
taco mell: FUCK
Hduke: Enlgish please
ronicaaa: Um, what happened to Michael?
much_slush: shrug
A imnotzoe101 has spawned in the server.
imnotzoe101: what’s this
Hduck: He had an orgasm, you know, something you get every night from looking at emo boy over there
imnotzoe101: …
much_slush: oh fuck off, heather. i’m pretty sure you use your hair curler as a dildo every other day
Hduck: stfu emo boy, at least my curling iron is bigger than your little dick
ronicaaa: How would you know that >_>
Mountain Dew Red: michael, are you still there/
Hduck: uh- i-
Bigboi: EWWWWWEWEWEWWWWW
much_slush: hah.
Mountain Dew Red: fgms why-
We’ve been expecting you, smol weeaboo
smol weeaboo: yo whatsup
smol weeaboo: uh, i legit barely looked at the previous chats and im already concerned .
Mountain Dew Red: hey rich
smol weeaboo: ay bro
taco mell: fuckng splled my slushe on my keyboard
taco mell: wat fuck can’t type ‘s
taco mell: SHT WHY
Hduck: so im assuming you cant use your "i" key?
taco mell: also can’t type
taco mell: fuckng
taco mell: eght
taco mell: 123456790
much_slush: lmao i pity you
Hduck: lmao dumb ass
theatercutie. just showed up. Hold my beer.
theatercutie: Hi.
smol weeaboo: heY GUYS LETS COUNT TO 8
Hduck : ill count to 8 once you actually have an 8 inch dick
ronicaaa: That’s enough Discord for me today…
GoingViral: Say shit like that one more time and I’m kicking you, Duck,
Hduck: its Duke you moron
GoingViral: Yet your username is “hduck”
smol weeaboo: count to fucking 8 guys
Hduck: its a fucking username...
much_slush: if it’s your username, expect people to call you that then. it’s thefucking internet
GoingViral: ^^^
Hduck: stfu "much_slush" fucking school shooter bitch
much_slush: Not as bad as the name consisting of a fucking animal.
GoingViral: JD is the only one I like so far.
taco mell: ‘m done wth ths
smol weeaboo: 1
smol weeaboo: 2
GoingViral: 3
taco mell: .
theatercutie: 4
theatercutie: what are we counting for again?
Hduck: counting for when you can shut the fuck up
GoingViral: Okay muted for the day.
WheresTheMilk: 5
much_slush: HAH
smol weeaboo: 6
Mountain Dew Red: 7
smol weeaboo: 8!!
taco mell: fuckng hate you guys
Bigboi: you just counted to my dick size :)
GoingViral: Muted you as well.