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    "If I were a flower, what kind would I be?" Richie asked him.
    "I don't know," Eddie said, "Some sort of weed, like a dandelion or something."
    "You know, dandelions get a bad rep. Don't they represent like, overcoming challenges and shit?"
    "A weed's a weed, Tozier."
    "I'll just take it as you calling me fun to blow."

    Or, Eddie gets a job as a florist at the local grocery store and makes fast friends with some of his co-workers, including a loud-mouthed dairy clerk who seems hell bent on making his job a living nightmare.

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