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  1. Vampires Like Coconut Milk by for aseies

    Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    17 Aug 2014

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    For the PJO 2014 Big Bang!

    The story starts with pads. Yes. Vampires and pads. The goddamn irony of the whole ordeal. Then there's the coconut milk, which Nico doesn't really understand because he thinks that coconut milk tastes terrible. And really, iron powder? How does that help? Then there's Percy, of course, because Percy is just there and the siren, the werewolf vodka-stealing sister, the vampire, and, no, Nico's name does not mean Victory of the Angels, so Leo needs to not give Nico a migraine this early in the day. Jason's lucky he's just that great a boyfriend.

    No matter what Juno says.

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