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State ment of sam regarding flat sandwich recorded by the archivist Jonthan smims on 6/9
One day I was eating lunch in high shole. It was a normal high scuul and I was in 10th graid (year 21 for our english list`eners).AAAAAAAAAAAAAA\AAAAAAAAAAQQQQAAAQQQQAPQ0PQ0PQ00PQ0PQPQ0A0PA0PW It was good. I WWWWWWWpulled my lunch out of my bag and opened it to grab my sandwich. I had no emotional attachment to that sandwich. But it was squarshed. Nearly flat. My heart broke. Flat sandwich flat sandwich. That wasn’t the worst of it, though. my friend handed me a carton with pickle juice in it. After a moment’s hesitation, I dipped my flat sandwich in it and sopped up the juice. It dissolved the bread. Then I eated it.
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