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grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
GA: John
GA: It Is Kanaya
EB: i wouldn’t have guessed…
GA: John Are You Awake
EB: i am now.
GA: I Need Something From You
EB: if you’re going to try and steal baby formula and diapers from me again because of that weird roleplay crap you were doing with terezi, forget it!
EB: that poor sack of flour…
GA: I Would Not Do Such A Thing Anymore
GA: I Take Them From Jade Instead
GA: She Has So Much
GA: She Will Not Miss Them
GA: Mostly Because I Did Not Tell Her I Took Them
GA: But I Am Not Here For That
GA: I Need You To Destroy Something For Me
EB: ummm, what?
GA: The Author Of The Sunlight Series
GA: I Cannot Remember Her Name But It Is Something Stupid
GA: She Must Be Destroyed
GA: I Would Like You To Make Bad Weather Destroy Her
EB: wait, the one who writes the vampire romance novels?
GA: She Rewrites Rainbow Drinkers In A Way That Disrespects Them
GA: Her Writings Are An Affront To My Culture And Offend Me
GA: And They Are Also Racist
GA: I Received Them As A Gift And I Have Never Been So Insulted In My Life
EB: whoa, calm down!
EB: pretty sure according to rose you aren’t a vampire anyway, you’re like some sort of troll super babysitter!
GA: You Are Also Being Offensive
GA: I Am Not A Babysitter
GA: I Have Never Sat On A Baby
GA: John Why Are You Accusing Me Of Such Things
EB: look, i know you don’t like the books but that’s no reason to want to kill someone!
GA: Why Not
GA: ?
GA: Did You Not Beat Up A Small Child Because You Did Not Like His Stories
EB: that’s different, he was evil!
GA: No More Evil Than The Presumptuous Bitch I Wish Death Upon
GA: All I Ask For Is A Small Death Tube
EB: you mean a tornado?
GA: I Am Trying To Ask You Informally
EB: no!
EB: look
EB: even if i wanted to…
GA: You Should Want To
EB: it takes a lot to affect the weather like that, it’d be a big huge light show!
EB: people would notice and then i’d have to leave my home, so would roxy.
EB: is that what you want kanaya, for rose’s mother to have to leave the life she’s left behind?
GA: Yes
GA: Wait
GA: Maybe
GA: Is It Too Much To Ask For At Least A Burned Down House
EB: arrgggh!
EB: look just go ask jade, you’re friends and she’s good with stuff like that.
GA: She Currently Suspects Me Of Stealing Baby Supplies
GA: Because As I Mentioned I Stole Them
EB: im getting off…
GA: Very Well
GA: I Will Ask You About This When You Are Less Cranky
EB: ugggggh.
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]