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CS: Damn… I ruined a roast…
YH: Y do u snd so surprsed
CS: Hey! I've got bttr!
TH: OH EGADS.
CS: ?
TH: UR RST WS RUND
YH: O no.
TH: Bt WHT if… u wre 2 purchse fast fod nd disgse it as ur on cking. Hohoho, delightfully devilish Satonaka…
YA: FTFYYGGUHJUGFFJ
NS: ????
YH: Srry hs bn watcin simpsons.
NS: UNDERSTOOD.
RK: The west shw? Y? (ↀДↀ)⁼³₌₃
YH: Dnt ask me.
YN: You're his care taker.
YH: Hs a frce of natr.
KT: I barely have any idea what any of you are saying.
YH: Wht did u xpct. Ths is nrmal.
CS: Ye, I tht ur’d b usd 2 it. Weve bn doin tis 4 yrs.
KT: Well I am but, I’d like to be able to read our group chat without translating. I do enough of that when I’m speaking English.
RK: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
KT: Thank you.
TH: Only if you stop texting in that super formal way, it’s weeiirrrddddd.
YN: Yeah it kinda is.
KT: You too Senpai!? Fine...
TH: Thanks Kanji!! I respect your manliness!
YH: You know there’s something that’s been on my mind.
KT: What’s up?
YH: How is it that your shadow became the manliest persona?
KT: ...
CS: ...
YN: …
TH: Huh.
YA: He’s got a point.
NS: Well they are two sides of the same coin. It makes sense that with Kanji-kun’s rough exterior, his persona would manifest that way.
YH: Well yeah but… it’s still weird.
KT: Screw off.
RK: Love you too Kanji!! <3
YA: It’s a compliment in a way!
KT: Yeah a back assed one!
NS: It’s… back-handed Kanji-kun.
YN: Can’t win today, huh Kanji?
KT: Apparently not. But why are you guys just getting on my case!? Look at Teddie’s damn persona!
TH: What about him?
KT: He has a rocket shoved up his ass! And he’s so damn happy about it!
TH: It’s a tail!
YH: No, that’s definitely a rocket, or a missile.
RK: Teddie, is there something you’re not telling us?
YN: This is a judgement free zone Teddie.
KT: Bullshit.
TH: No! I for one, think it looks cool!
KT: And what about Yosuke-senpai’s fire afro!
YH: Hey, it’s stylish!
KT: Yukiko-senpai’s doesn’t even have a face!
YA: PFFT YOU’RE RIGHT IT DOESN’T K’LAJSDFA;SLDK.
YN: Kanji just came after everyone’s life.
NS: He’s not wrong though, our personas do have… interesting appearances.
YA: I… wonder what that says about us?
YN: I guess we’re just colorful people.
KT: Yeah I guess so.
TH: But Teddie is the most colorful! I’m like a rainbow!
CS: Like in a gay way or?
TH: Whatever the ladies want me to be baby~
YA: What about Kanji?
TH: I’m already Kanji’s dream!
NS: I can’t help but respect your confidence…
RK: Well Kanji? Is he?
KT: Don’t make me answer that!
RK: Haha, only teasing. You’re so cute when you’re flustered.
YN: To be fair, it’s rare when Kanji isn’t adorable.
YH: You forgot to say no homo.
YN: I know what I’m about.
YH: Yeah, Kanji’s great.
CS: You said it!
KT: How did you guys go from roasting me to praising me in like 3 messages!?
TH: That’s how we do Kanji. We love you! <3
RK: We don’t say it enough! We’re only teasing you out of love!
KT: Yeah yeah…
RK: I can see him blushing from here~
KT: SHUT UP
NS: So how is everyone today?
CS: I’m cool! The academy is rough, but it’s gonna be so worth it once I’m done!
KT: Nice, you’re gonna kick some criminal ass Senpai!
YA: Kick them all into oblivion!
YH: I almost feel bad for any criminal on the receiving end of one of those…
CS: I only give it to villains who deserve it!
YH: Yeah no.
CS: I didn’t hit you THAT much.
YH: YOU THREW BARRELS AT ME.
YN: Please don’t bring that up.
CS: Wait which time? The first time was our fault but you brought it on yourself the second time.
YH: First. Technically you didn’t throw anything the second time.
KT: Marie sure did though. And Senpai and I felt the pain of your screw up.
YH: Teddie was just as bad as me! And you helped Kanji!
TH: Guilty~
RK: Don’t sound so proud!
KT: I didn’t want to but you guys talked me into it!
TH: Yosuke and I got hurt too!
YN: Well yeah but, you guys actually deserved it.
YA: Savage.
CS: Oh like you’re one to talk.
NS: Has anyone else noticed how hard it is for us to stay on topic?
TH: That’s part of the fun!
NS: True enough Teddie.
TH: Say what about you Nao-chan? Any interesting cases?
NS: Yes actually. But I’m not sure if I’m allowed to disclose it, if I’m sure it’s okay, I’ll let you know.
YN: Alright, but don’t get in over your head Naoto.
NS: Of course, I know I can rely on you all.
YA: We haven’t met up in a while, we should!
RK: That’d be fun if I can find time!
YH: I’d love to, hopefully God himself won’t come down and rain hellfire on us.
CS: Oh yeah, that does seem to happen a lot when we get together huh.
KT: We can’t even dance without some bitch or bastard ruining our day.
YN: It’s exhausting…
TH: But we still have a great time right? Because we’re together!
YH: It’s true but, it’d be nice to get together to just… play some video games or watch a movie. Not to save the world.
TH: Honestly, I don’t mind. Sure it’d be great if it didn’t happen, but that’s how we met! It just reminds me of those days.
YA: That’s a sweet way of looking at it.
RK: Teddie can be shockingly wholesome when he wants.
TH: I’m always cute!
YN: Haha, you guys are the best.
YH: <3
CS: <3
TH: <3
YA: <3
KT: <3
RK: <3
NS: <3