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Maybe you got promoted to jounin and you thought, hah you won't lose again. Well, babies, now you're ANBU. You will always on be sent on S class missions. There are always S-class nin who are better than you.
Do you know how many times HATAKE KAKASHI lost? Huh? You had better prep yourself or else the next time you lose, and I GUA RAN TEE you will LOSE at least ONCE A MONTH, you will be Limping Home Bleeding.
IF.
YOU .
ARE .
LUCKY .
Be a good enough fuck and your enemies will usually let you go, after all it's just business, there's none of this fight to the death business.
If you've got that, Clan Pride. Well.
Not naming Clans here, but, check it at the Door. You put on the mask, you better learn to take cock and like it or at least not shatter about it. Get over your issues and clan pride.
We are all ANBU here. And you will survive for the next mission.
KONOHA TRAINED YOU
YOU ARE KONOHA'S TOOLS. YOUR BODY BELONGS TO KONOHA.
YOU DON'T GET TO BREAK APART THAT EASILY
YOU'RE ANBU
HOORAH
Dismissed.