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1. The Hobbit, but the multiverse does the macarena by b00mgh

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Sherlock (TV), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Apr 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
   • Jack Sparrow/Will Turner
   • Tony Stark/Stephen Strange
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Thorin's Company
   • John Watson
   • Erik Lehnsherr
   • Will Turner
   • Stephen Strange
   • Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bard the Bowman
   • Everyone Is Gay
   • but mostly to be funny
   • Multiverse
   • are you in for some bullshit?
   • cause we're here to have fun
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Get ready for a wild ride
   • we're going through so many movies
   • but i promise the plot is gonna make sense
   • Erik Lensherr has the brain cell
   • for now
   • John Watson is a Good Doctor
   • John Watson acts as peacekeeper
   • bc thorin is dumb and fighty
   • Thorin Feels
   • Tauriel is so done
   • Pirate Will Turner
   • Sassy Bard the Bowman

   Summary

   It's The Hobbit movies except 4 of the characters have been replaced by a character that their actor has played in another successful franchise. Everyone just wants to get *their* boyfriend back- and, yes, there will be confusion between different "Sherlock" universes, and Magneto will be exactly as exhausted in this fic as he would be leading toddlers (let's be real the dwarves are toddlers with a society and some caves), and Will Turner doesn't get why everyone keeps telling him to use a bow and arrow? and Stephen Strange almost tries to bring all the gold home with him.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Twelve Days of Ficmas 2019

   Language:

   English

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