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  1. HabañerNO by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy  

    19 Dec 2019

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    Rey’s hand (the one not clutching her burning vagina) shot out and hauled him closer. “Ben,” she growled, “what did you do?”
     

    “I - chili pepper - in class - “ How could he even explain this?
     

    “What?” Her eyes were wide as saucers and she looked like the perfect mix of panicked and angry and again, god, he had FUCKED. UP.

     
    “Habaneros - “ Ben managed.
     

    “WHAT?”

     
    OR

    in which Ben is a culinary student and he really should have washed his hands more thoroughly before messing around with his girlfriend.

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