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1. Unattainable by IncurableNecromantic

   Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Aug 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner
   • Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck
   • Wile E. Coyote & Bugs Bunny
   • Wile E. Coyote
   • Bugs Bunny
   • Road Runner
   • Daffy Duck
   • Humanized AU
   • University AU
   • felonies
   • gross mismanagement of the US Mails
   • terrible work ethic
   • Science
   • inventing
   • iphone screenshots
   • fake latin taxonomic names
   • best worst best friends
   • not so much peering into the abyss as kicking little pebbles in
   • nuclear fission doesn't work that way
   • DNA mutation doesn't work that way
   • hey whatever
   • eldritch deliverypersons?
   • silly buggers is herein played on legendary
   • intellectual frustration is the ultimate aphrodiasiac

   Summary

   Reposting after a mistaken orphaning

   Mysteries of the universe include, but are not limited to, man's relation to space and time and the role of perception in determining our position therein--but much more importantly, the androgynous and possibly evil delivery person that will not yield unto Dr. Wile E. Coyote his parcels and mail.

   How does one dye one's dreadlocks purple anyway?

   A humanized Looney Tunes AU

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   43,527

   Chapters:

   12/12

   Comments:

   59

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