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1. don't come home for christmas by dolcedeath

   Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz
   • Patrick Stump
   • Pete Wentz
   • Joe Trohman
   • Gabe Saporta
   • Andy Hurley
   • Mikey Way
   • it's a buddy cop movie basically
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Sort Of
   • youll see - Freeform
   • Flirting
   • gentle pete
   • Kissing
   • Angst
   • Miscommunication
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • patrick is really grumpy
   • no shock there
   • bottom patrick if that matters
   • oh also patrick is drunk at one point
   • Porn with Feelings
   • And lots of plot
   • Undercover Missions

   Summary

   Patrick hates the holidays for a multitude of reasons. His father passed away a few years back around Christmas time.

   Ever since then, he can’t go back home for Christmas with just his mother and his siblings. The house feels too empty, too quiet. His mother looks so sad, he can’t bear to look at her forlorn face anymore.

   So when Thanksgiving and Christmas roll around, Patrick spends them alone. Because he doesn’t want to go home, and he has no one to spend it with in New York.

   Or the one where Patrick hates Pete with a burning passion and they just so happen to be partners in solving crime.

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