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This is the beginning of your direct message history with @Eraserdead

5:57 pm

Eraserdead

Shinsou Hitoshi?

Cryptid Of The Night

yeah

who's this?

Eraserdead 

It's Aizawa

Cryptid Of The Night

oh. i didnt know you had this app, sensei

shoulda guessed from the username, actually

Eraserdead

I've had the app for a while, but that's irrelevant.

The support course has formatted a sort of server on here specifically for U.A,

Every class gets their own group chat.

I've been told to ask you whether you'd like to join the 1-A group chat alongside your current class' one.

To get along with your future classmates, and all.

Cryptid Of The Night

i dont really care

i mean, i do, i dont want to join both and be more active in one than in the other

thats assuming ill be active at all

it would be rude to join my class when im not gonna be with them next year

so 1a i guess

yeah final answer 1a's group chat

Eraserdead

You don't have to join either, if it would make you uncomfortable.

Cryptid Of The Night

no, i should learn to be a bit more sociable

plus it would be easier for when i actually join the class

Eraserdead

Alright, I'll let them know and they should let me add you as well as the rest of the class soon.

Cryptid Of The Night

who gave you my username anyways?

Jank Swanson has added Alien Queen, Cryptid Of The Dark and 11 Others to the chat.

Alien Queen, Grape Punch, and 4 Others are currently online

 6:15 pm 

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Hello, Demons.

Alien Queen:  ???

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: This group chat is a gift from the support course, do not abuse it.

Alien Queen: Oh it's a U.A thing

Alien Queen: Who is you

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: You have no reason to know, do you? I impose no threat, therefore I need not reveal myself.

Alien Queen: Alright, then. Keep your secrets

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: You may notice this chat is formatted differently to the rest of the app, this is thanks to, once again, the support course

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: as well as the moderators for the main app who allowed them to make this in the first place

Cryptid Of The Night: i feel so special

Alien Queen: Tokoyami your username omfg

Cryptid Of The Night: Im... not Tokoyami?

Alien Queen: WhA

Alien Queen: I thought this was a gc for our class, right?

Alien Queen: Btw @Jank Swanson I'll figure out who you are through process of elimination :)

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Alright, have fun with that.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: It is indeed a group chat for only 1-A, however a few extra people have been added

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Also, I couldn't find everyone, so let the rest of the class know about it.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Especially Iida, we need a moderator aside from me and @Micycle

Cryptid Of The Dark: I fear what will happen to me if I ask who that is

Alien Queen: Okay so are you Toko?

Cryptid Of The Dark: Yes? Who else would I be?

Alien Queen:  @ Cryptid Of The Night

Cryptid Of The Night: oh for the love of god

Cryptid Of The Dark: One of us has to change their username and it's not going to be me

Cryptid Of The Night: oof okay

Cryptid Of The Night: gimme a second to figure this out

Alien Queen: My gears are a-turnin' to figure out who is who

Alien Queen: Why is nobody online :(

Cryptid Of The Dark: Some people have lives, I guess

Alien Queen: Lmao imagine having a life, couldn't be me

Cryptid Of The Night has set their nickname to Shinto

Grape Punch: hsdndsfg god?

Alien Queen: Why Are You Here

Grape Punch: Yours truly, or god? 

Alien Queen: Y o u

Grape Punch: I'm here to please the ladies~

Alien Queen: Just wait til I get to you and I'll show you a grape punch

Grape Punch: Yikes, if you want it that bad you know where to find me, babe

Shinto: i am god and I say step on the heathen

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I grant him one more chance, only then I shall I behead him.

Shinto: not fair but beheading sounds good

Shinto: i was originally gonna set my nickname to my real name since idk any of you that well but

Shinto: i pressed enter instead of backspace and this is almost better

Shinto: but im shinsou so

Alien Queen: OH!!! How come you're in this chat?

Grape Punch: Same as the rest of us, he wanted a piece of you~

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: All gather for the beheading ceremony.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: @Everyone

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Give them a minute.

Grape Punch: I fear

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson:  Good.

Spider Swift, LORD EXPLOSION MURDER and 3 Others are now online.

11 Users are currently online

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: What the FUCK is up kyle

Spider Swift: No, WHAT did you  just SAY-

NASA Hates Her!: What the FUCK dude

Alien Queen: Step the FUCK up, kyle.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Watch your language.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I have gathered you few here today to 

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Okay wait before we start who's who.

Spider Swift: Im batman

NASA Hates Her!: Hi batman, I'm dad

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Sero and Uraraka, next?

Alien Queen: LMAO

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Take a wild fucking guess

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Alright, dingbat, you've been marked present, moving on.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A DINGBAT

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: You, I thought it was quite clear.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Who the FUCK even are you

Alien Queen: They're more cryptid than the cryptids

Shinto: That's cause we're cryptids in training.

Cryptid Of The Night: Speak for yourself

Shinto: Okay sure, Tokoyami.

Cryptid Of The Night: Hush.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson:  Moving on,

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Okay, so far, according to my... list. we've got..

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: This might be a bit long, but, in alphabetical order according to last names:

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson

Tamaki Suoh - Aoyama Yuuga

Alien Queen - Ashido Mina

Tsu - Asui Tsuyu

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER - Bakugou Katsuki

Hagakure Tooru Does not have the app installed, please inform her.

Iida Tenya Does not have the app installed, please inform him.

Jirou Kyouka Does not have the app installed, please inform her.

Kaminari Denki Does not have the app installed, please inform him.

Scarlett Johansson - Kirishima Eijirou

Kouda Kouji Does not have the app installed, please inform him.

Smite And Spite - Midoriya Izuku

Grape Punch - Minetugh

Ojiro Mashirao Does not have the app installed, please inform him.

Ravioli Monster - Satou Rikidou

Spider Swift - Sero Hanta

Shinto - Shinsou Hitoshi

Tentacole - Shouji Mezou

Todoroki Shouto Does not have the app installed, please inform him.

Cryptid Of The Dark - Tokoyami Fumikage

NASA Hates Her! - Uraraka Ochako

[ADMIN] Micycle - Yamada Hizashi

Yaoyorozu Momo Does not have the app installed, please inform her.

Alien Queen: HEY where's your name @Jank Swanson

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Like I said, you can guess.

Alien Queen: Who's Yamada?

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Mic

Alien Queen: Present Mic?

[ADMIN] Micycle: I thought it would've been obvious from my nickname? :(

Alien Queen: ?

[ADMIN] Micycle: Bike-Bicycle, Mic-Micycle

Alien Queen: O H

Alien Queen: That's so silly

Tsu: I love it

NASA Hates Her!: We stan

Alien Queen: INDEED

[ADMIN] Micycle: We're stanning me??? I'm flatter but I thought I'd be cancelled by now tbh

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: It's okay, I can cancel you myself if you so desire.

Alien Queen: HELLO???

Alien Queen: Idk if you know him assuming you're not in.. our class? or whatever?? but I thought you knew who Mic-sensei is

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Oh I know him alright

Alien Queen: WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH A TEACHER WTF

[ADMIN] Micycle: THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE A STUDENT??? OH MAN. 

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Hizashi no

Spite And Smite: First names????

Alien Queen: HI MIDO DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

Spite And Smite: First guess is... Mic's married or something? He is an adult I think it's a safe assumption 

Alien Queen: MIC-SENSEI DO YOU HAVE A WIFE YOU DIDNT TELL US ABOUT??????

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Im cackling

[ADMIN] Micycle: oh, my sweet summer child

Alien Queen: Girlfriend??

[ADMIN] Micycle: Nope

Alien Queen: Friends with benefits????

Tsu: Do you have no respect for our teacher's private life at all?

[ADMIN] Micycle: Nah it's fine this is fun

Alien Queen: WHAT'S THE CONNECTION HERE

Spite And Smite: Harold, they're gay

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Alien Queen: WHAT'S THE CONNECTION HERE

Spite And Smite: Harold, they're gay

[ADMIN] Micycle: HSNSFNSDF

Alien Queen: A h

Alien Queen:  I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I cant believe you thought i was a woman

[ADMIN] Micycle: You okay, babe?

Alien Queen: ???

Alien Queen: I'm so sorry if I offended you or anything I just didn't know what to expect really

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Its okay, you meant no harm

[ADMIN] Micycle: :(

[ADMIN] Micycle: ANYWAYS ANY GUESSES AS TO WHO MY LOVELY HUSBAND MAY BE?

Alien Queen: Do we even KNOW him???

Spite And Smite: I've got a hunch ;)

Alien Queen: TELL

Spite And Smite: Nah :)

NASA Hates Her!: Deku? Intimidating??? It's impossible sorry b

Spite And Smite: Twas worth a shot I s'pouse

Shinto: If that was on purpose ill literally shatter your all might mug

Spite And Smite: NONONONONO IM SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN

[ADMIN] Micycle: +1 Respect, Midoriya

Spite And Smite: In the end, puns always win

Shinto: Werent we gonna do something before... this

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Yes.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: @Everyone  All Gather For The Beheading Ceremony.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Our Featured Guest This Evening, @Grape Punch

Grape Punch is now online

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Speak of the devil and he shall appear

Grape Punch: Hey what the fuck? What did I do wrong???

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Bitchass

[ADMIN] Micycle: NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: They know nothing therefore I can say whatever I want to say

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: @Grape Punch You are what the kids call a pissbaby and I want you out of this group chat

Grape Punch: Wtf?? Who even are you and why is everyone ganging up on me?? Mic is the only one I trust here

[ADMIN] Micycle: wrong

Grape Punch: ????

Grape Punch has been muted for 1656 Hours

[ADMIN] Micycle: Trust No-one lol

Spider Swift: OH MY G OD

[ADMIN] Micycle: Someone remind me to re-mute him in... 2 months and 9 days

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Herobrine to the server

Cryptid Of The Dark: HE'S REAL?!?

Herobrine: yes of cores i am

Cryptid Of The Dark: Oh, just Kaminari. Greetings.

Herobrine: >:'0

Herobrine: HOLD ON MIC-SENSEI DID YOU MUTE MINETA FOR 69 DAYS

[ADMIN] Micycle: Yell heah I did

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Yell heah?

Spite And Smite: YELL HEAH

Tentacole: Yell heah

[ADMIN] Micycle:  YELL HEAH!!!

Alien Queen: Put your heahs up radio

[ADMIN] Micycle: oh my god

Scarlett Johansson: Bros I just picked up a rock

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: 1) What kinda nickname is Scarlett Johansson? 2) Literally why

Scarlett Johansson: Dwayne Johnson is a god and all but have you SEEN how she plays Black Widow

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Okay, fair

Scarlett Johansson: Also my brain just went "you gotta" bc it was so  sm  o ot h

Alien Queen: You've been hit by

Spider Swift: You been struck by

Herobrine: a smoth rocc

Shinto: You tried your best

Herobrine: thx

Spite And Smite: Oh gosh I'm getting flashbacks to when I used to rp on minecraft servers

Alien Queen: rp?

Spite And Smite: Huh, I thought you of all people would've known 

Spite And Smite: Y'know play pretend? Kinda like that but through text and stuff

Alien Queen: Oh!! I used to do that when I was much much younger and I forgot what it was called

[ADMIN] Micycle: That explains why y'all can type so fast!

Shinto: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY

Herobrine: ARE YOU OKAY

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Annie to the server

Annie: WILL YOU TELL US

Alien Queen: Holy shit

Shinto: THAT YOURE OKAY

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Jesus christ these kids are a mess

NASA Hates Her!: Hiya Jiro :3

Annie: hoi

Annie: Hello, all! I currently cannot install the application as my school phone is at the dorms, but I will ask Kyouka to deliver my messsages for the time being.

NASA Hates Her!: Yaomomo? Omg what a goddess

Alien Queen: Her school phone?

NASA Hates Her!: I can barely manage this one flip phone let alone more than one REAL phones

Spite And Smite: How can you even be on the app through a flip phone, Uraraka...?

NASA Hates Her!: ,,,I have my ways

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Shouto to the server

Shouto: Hello.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Ingenium to the server

Ingenium: HELLO, DEAR CLASSMATES!

Tsu: Polar opposites, the two of you

Alien Queen: Opposites attract...? ;3

Shouto: No.

Spite And Smite: Todoroki would you happen to know what a text tone is?

Shouto: The beep from your phone when you get a text?

Spite And Smite: Sssssure

Shouto: Have you been possessed by a snake, Midoriya?

Spite And Smite: Hsndnf no I'm okay 

Shouto: I'm concerned.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Ya sure don't sound like it 

Shouto: How am I supposed to convey concern through a text message?

Alien Queen: Ahem...

Alien Queen: "OH MY GOD MIDORIYA ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH HANG ON ILL BE OVER IN A SECOND-"

Spite And Smite:  Fear

Alien Queen: Or like what Midoriya just did!

Shouto: Okay let me try.

Shouto:  Concern.

Herobrine: Pfft sure bud

Shouto: :( I'm trying my best.

Scarlett Johansson: How does he know emojis but nothing else???

Shouto: It be like that.

Shouto: Guess I'll die.

Spite And Smite: @Herobrine WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

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Shouto: Guess I'll die.

Spite And Smite: @Herobrine WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

[ADMIN] Micycle has given Ingenium administrator privileges

[ADMIN] Ingenium: DEATH IS NOT ADVISABLE! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!

Shouto: It isn’t like you can really say much about knowing death isn’t advisable.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: .

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I SEE YOUR POINT AND I HAVE ELECTED TO IGNORE IT.

Alien Queen: Prez really did say “I do not see it” lmao

Spite And Smite: HEY PALS, LET’S NOT???? TALK ABOUT THAT, HUH?????

Shouto: What do you mean by that? We aren’t talking about anything we aren’t supposed to be.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I DID NOT MENTION WHAT YOU ARE SPEAKING OF, MIDORIYA-KUN!

BotMight: HEY NOW! Let’s cool it on the CAPS! [1 Warning @Ingenium ]

[ADMIN] Ingenium: IS THE CAPS RULE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE REMOVED OR MUST I STOP?

BotMight: HEY NOW! Let’s cool it on the CAPS! [2 Warnings @Ingenium ]

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: It’s automatic, I’ll try and change it. Try not to say anything until then or it might kick you from the server.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Thank you, sir.

Herobrine: Sir???

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: ?

Herobrine: Huh

BotMight: All Warns for @Ingenium have been reset. [0 Warnings] 

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Why would I not refer to him as sir?

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Wait one second.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Ah, I see.

Alien Queen: YOU KNOW WHO HE IS.

Alien Queen: TELL US TELL US TELL US!!!

[ADMIN] Ingenium: My brother respectfully requested I not tell anyone. He was reading over my shoulder.

[ADMIN] Micycle: Respectfully?

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Yamada-sensei, I use the word ‘respectfully’ lightly when it comes to my elder brother.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Honest Sweetheart to the server

[ADMIN] Ingenium: WELCOME!

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Kouda to the server

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added God of Uno to the server

God of Uno: Heya!! Bakugou’s in this chat already right?

God of Uno: because if so then Happy Birthday :)

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: who the FUCK are you

God of Uno: the only person recorded to have beaten Bakugou Katsuki at Uno in a one-on-one game >:D

Kouda: hi guys

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: It’s not my fucking birthday???

God of Uno: nope! I know! But it was 4:20 PM :>

God of Uno: also there’s a chocolate cake (brownie?) in the kitchen hanshfns-

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: There’s a fucking WH AT 

Spite And Smite: HSADSHDJGF

[ADMIN] Micycle: AH FUCKL DO N OT TOUC HTHE BROWNIE  S

God of Uno: Oh Hoh?

Alien Queen: Oh hoh ho hoh?

[ADMIN] Micycle: TOUCH MY BROWNIES AND YOU WILL BE EXPELLED ON THE SPOT

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Hizashi. Hizashi did you bake edibles in the STUDENTS’ DORMS

[ADMIN] Micycle: THE TEACHERS DORMS’ OVEN IS CRAP

[ADMIN] Ingenium: OKAY I SECOND THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT TOUCH YAMADA-SENSEI’S BROWNIES. 

Alien Queen: Holy shit.

God of Uno: HOLY SHIT

Shinto: pot brownies in the dorms i repeat pot brownies in the dorms

Herobrine: HAPPY 4:20PM YALL

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Maybe it is my birthday after all

[ADMIN] Micycle: LITERALLY NO

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: If Nedzu finds out he’ll decapitate all of us so maybe actually don’t touch the weed brownies.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Lmfao 

Spite And Smite: YESSIR

Spite And Smite: Wait so what is the date today I have no concept of time 

Shouto: Mood.

Spite And Smite: HE’S LEARNING

Shouto: Well it’s not 4/20 from what @God of Uno said.

Shinto: Hey who’s god of uno anyways

Alien Queen: Ye ye who is you

God of Uno: …

God of Uno: :)

Alien Queen: OH FOR FUCKS SAKES

NASA Hates Her!: I KNOW WHO IT IS!! HAHAHA!!!! 

Alien Queen: URA-CHAN, BE A SIS PLEASE HELP A SIS OUT OH MY GOD IM LOSING MY MIND WHO IS IT. WHO ARE THE CRYPTIDS

NASA Hates Her!: I mean I don't really know who Janky is but =)

Alien Queen: oChAKooOO

Tsu is now online [4:32 PM]

Alien Queen, [ADMIN] Ingenium, and 10 others are currently online.

God of Uno: Mina you’ve PLAYED Uno with me are you that dense

Alien Queen: I’ve played uno with a lOT oF pEOPle, hAgAKUrE

Alien Queen: wait-

Alien Queen: oh my go d

Alien Queen is now idle [4:33 PM]

God of Uno: lmaooo! Anyway I was looking through the server list and like. Who’re all of you guys with like, the weirdish nicknames, like Spite and Smite and whoever Shinto is

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I’ll pin a list to the top of the chat, but maybe you should get your nicknames in order. Change it up or something.

Shouto: I don’t know how to change my nickname. :(

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has added Literally God to the server

God of Uno: See, now that’s a good nickname!

Kouda: there are now at least three gods in this chat 

Spider Swift: who’s the third god??????

Kouda: obviously whoever is behind the Jank Swanson admin

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: As much as I appreciate the sentiment, I’m honestly bordering on disappointed in those who haven't figured it out yet.

Kouda: i have a few logical guesses but I’m not going to make any assumptions

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO ‘JANK SWANSON’ IS, I’M JUST HUMORING MY BROTHER AND YAMADA-SENSEI.

Spite And Smite: :>

Spite And Smite has changed their nickname to Spite

Spite: Short and sweet :)

NASA Hates Her!: Kinda like you, Deku!!!

Shinto: More like just a plain old mood

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I’M QUITE NOT THAT GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS MIDORIYA-KUN MAY I SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE PLEASE.

Spite: Omg lmao okay

Alien Queen: GUYSSSSSSS ;^(((

Honest Sweetheart: Ojiro Mashirao here, I’m having a hard time figuring out who everyone is as well.

Shouto: Hello, Zuko here.

Spite: Okay well that just makes it more confusing, Todoroki-kun, seeing as your nickname is literally just your name.

Spite: WA I T

Spite has changed Shouto ’s nickname to Zuko

Spite: Now we have matching nicknames :D

Shinto: Not really, seeing as Zuko is more about trying to patch together his broken family in the first parts of that show, rather than spite

Zuko: So my sister is actually Zuko? 

Spite: Hm.

Spite: Zuko isn't even original :(

Zuko: Can’t I just go back to Shouto? I didn't mind it.

[ADMIN] Ingenium has changed Zuko ’s nickname to Shouto.

Literally God is now online [4:44 PM]

12 Users are currently online

Literally God: We can figure out your nicknames at a later date, I suggest you all take this afternoon to focus on your studies! It’s nice to have a routine as well as having all your work completed.

Spite: Hm but. But Yaomomo, I don't wanna :/

Literally God: I won’t make anyone do their work but I’d strongly recommend it. You all do know I have to know the chemical makeup of something to create it, right? I’m going to get back to studying, but I’m leaving my @ notifications on if anyone needs me.

Alien Queen is no longer idle [4:45 PM]

Alien Queen: WAIT YAOMOMO DO YOU KNOW WHO JANK SWANSON IS

Literally God: Well they’re definitely a teacher, seeing as no one else has my school phone number but the school!

NASA Hates Her!: Her school phone 😔

Literally God: Uraraka-chan, I could look into getting you a proper phone at some point if you’d like, you know.

NASA Hates Her!: No, no! I meant nothing by it, besides I’m sentimentally attached to this one now uwu

[ADMIN] Micycle: IF ANYONE UWUS IN MY SERVER EVER AGAIN I WILL HAVE YOU EXPELLED

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Y’know I thought you of all people would be fine with uwus but go off.

[ADMIN] Micycle: YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE, [redacted]

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: We’re married but once again, go off.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: says the man who unironically had his name as "uwu" for three months without a bet

[ADMIN] Ingenium: APOLOGIES, MY BROTHER TOOK MY PHONE.

[ADMIN] Micycle: TENYA TELL YOUR BROTHER DEAREST TO MEET ME IN THE PIT

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I NORMALLY WOULD, YAMADA-SENSEI, BUT HE’S STILL NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND I DO NOT WANT TO ENCOURAGE MY CURRENTLY INJURED BROTHER TO FIGHT.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Which pit bitch

[ADMIN] Micycle: TENSEI YOU KNOW WHERE TO MEET ME. I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS. COME AT ME BRO.

[ADMIN] Micycle: Wwwwnevermind my elbows are spaghetti

Spider Swift: Mood

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I thought you threw the brownies out.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: [redacted] you aren’t fooling me you lil shit >:) I’ll break my legs thrice over to come over there and behead you two

[ADMIN] Ingenium: also I wanted brownies :(

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I’d like to add that I have nothing to do with this.

[ADMIN] Micycle: Hubby 💕💞😍😘🥰💞💖

[ADMIN] Ingenium: you’re married if I have to kill Zashi I’ll kill you too it’s the LAW

God of Uno: what is HAPPEniNG

Spite: NO SHUT UP THEY’RE HAVING A MOMENT LET IT BE

[ADMIN] Micycle: STOP BEING SO LOUD 

[ADMIN] Ingenium is now idle

Herobrine: Is no 1 gonna mentin the [redacted] thing

Alien Queen: I’ve given up 

Alien Queen: One mod is high, one is a cryptid and the other??? I mean it’s Iida

Spite: What’s that supposed to mean :’)

Alien Queen: Nuthin!! Im just sayin it’s Iida and we stan him trying his best uwu

[ADMIN] Micycle: whATD I SAY BOUT THE UWUWS

Kouda: wait, i’m actually confused. uwu is just an internet face isn’t it??? like :> or ;^; right

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: It started as a furry thing but that's not the point, Hizashi’s just a little bitch uwu.

[ADMIN] Micycle: aaaaAAAaAAAaaAA

Honest Sweetheart: Kouda-kun I’m having a mini-wtf moment because I’ve never actually heard your voice so reading your text messages, in my head, you sound like Hatsune Miku

Kouda: that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you ojiro

Spite: I’ve heard his voice!!! You're not too far off tbh!

Annie: no he absolutely is wAY off but it’s chill because Hatsune Miku is a god and honestly Kouda deserves that

Spite has changed Kouda ’s nickname to Miku

Annie has changed Miku ’s nickname to Nausicaa

Nausicaa: aa!! nausicaa is really cool and all but like there are bugs and stuff. like a lot of bugs and its kinda scary ;^;

Annie: true but there’s Teto and you can control bugs too (as much as you dislike em) and don’t you have a bunny?

Nausicaa: well yes but his name isn’t Teto- ohh, I can see where you’re coming from tho ;>^>

Shouto: What are you guys talking about?

Spite: ...Nausicaa?

Shouto: Yes, what is it? 

Spite: someone hold me back before I actually drop endeavor’s name on a hit list

God of Uno: oh! Oh! Nausicaa is the main character of a popular miyasaki film (some people call em ghibli films) called Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind!! Not my favorite film but it’s really good!! Have you not seen it??? :O

NASA Hates Her!: GHIBLI NIGHT GHIBLI NIGHT GHIBLI NIGHT

Spider Swift: NGL I’ve only seen like one of the ghibli films- ooooo Ghibli Night sounds fun

Tsu: How about we do Ghibli Nights on fridays? That way we don’t have to worry about school the next day if we accidentally stay up too late, since Ghibli films are pretty long, kero.

[ADMIN] Micycle: GHIBLINIGHT GUIBLG9NIGHT GHIBLI NGOHT NIGHBLITHNH

[ADMIN] Micycle: [redacted]aaaaaa can we have a ghibli night too 

Spite: Petition to let Mic-sensei join our movie night!!!

Nausicaa: I mean as fun as that sounds I think it would be a bit crowded and maybe he wants it as like a family time thing with his s/o idk?????

[ADMIN] Micycle: Kouda,,,, my son,,, you’re the favourite child no cap

Shinto: :(

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Stop talking before you make things worse.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson has muted [ADMIN] Micycle for 30 Minutes

Nausicaa: aaAAA Should I be concerned?????????? hhhhhhhhhh

Shinto: lmao

Spite: YoU bRoKe hIm

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: MY soN!!! UwU!!!!

Alien Queen: MIC-SENSEI IS NEXT TO THE CRYPTID DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE OH MY GOD THIS IS MY CHANCE

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: So much for no uwus.

[ADMIN] Ingenium is no longer idle

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Everyone! Study group starts in ten minutes! I just got back to the dorms. I apologize for my brother’s behavior, he was being very inappropriate.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Oh thank the gods I might finally get some peace.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: You have no reason to apologize on someone else’s behalf, Tenya. Your brother just happens to be a dumbass of the first degree, nothing you can do about that.

Spite: lmAO Ingenium Senior isnt that bad???

Spite: Anyways yeah see y’all in the common room!! 

[ADMIN] Ingenium has muted the server from 5:14 PM to 4:00 AM .

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The server has been unmuted. [4:00]

Shinto is now online. [4:13]

Shinto: wait this isn’t muted anymore- I didn’t realize it unmuted this early

[ADMIN] Ingenium is now online. [5:30]

[ADMIN] Ingenium: GOOD MORNING!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: shut the FUCK up

Spite: All these caps are hurting my brain... why are you guys up so early :(

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Apologies, Midoriya-kun! I am always up this early.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: I’m going on my morning jog, fuck off

Shinto: well

Shinto: uhh

Shinto: I’m going to make coffee.

Spite: ,,,My mug is the All Might one,,, blease fill it up too

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Is your keyboard broken or some shit? “,,,” You sound like fucking Camie

Shinto: there are three All Might mugs what the fuck am I supposed to do now

Shinto: there’s a faded one, one that looks like, super repainted, and one that looks brand new

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Mine is the fucking repainted one don’t touch it asshole

Spite: MINE IS THE FADED ONE AND IT CHANGES COLORS WHEN YOU POUR STUFF IN IT! :DD

Shinto: calm the fuck down

Spite: NO BECAUSE IT’S REALLY COOL AND YOU’LL SEE WHEN YOUMAKE ME MY DAMN COFFEE

Spite: ...Please

[ADMIN] Ingenium:

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Hypocrite.

Shinto: if you bitches dont stop screaming I’ll make myself a cup with the fucking. Uh machine thing and ain’t nobody getting a pot of fresh coffee

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: If you figure out how to use that worthless piece of shit, you’ll be doing all of us a favor

Shinto: you press five buttons??? I literally made some with that thing at like 3 it’s fucking easy

Shinto: are you telling me you guys can’t make fucking coffee????? Fucking depressing

Shinto: anyway the pot will be ready in like…. Fifteen minutes k cool

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER is now idle. [5:33]

Literally God is now online. [5:33]

Literally God: Could you make me some coffee as well? I don’t have my own mug, I just use some of the blank white mugs that were provided.

Shinto: thumbs up

Spite: Did you just type thumbs up instead of using the emoji????

Shinto: i don’t use emojis

Shinto: Coffee is ready bitches

Shinto: your mugs are on the counter and there’s still coffee left in the pot, but you can go get it yourself dipshits

Spite: I can understand calling me a dipshit,

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Dipshit

Spite: Up your shut fuck

Spite: But to imply that yAOMomO is a dipshit?? Unacceptable. Not in this household.

Shinto: Look, I hardly know any of you, and to be completely honest? I don’t discriminate with the name calling.

Spite: Then you must learn the hard way 

Shinto: look mister bone breaker,

Literally God: Dipshit? :(

Shinto: I apologize for implying you’re a dipshit, ok? Fucking hell

Shinto: I’m not making coffee for you assholes again, and if you fucking get onto me for calling you assholes take ONE look at dynamite and FUCK OFF

Shinto is now offline. [5:48]

Spite: Nonono I didn't mean it in that way I'm so sorry!! Does anyone know exactly which dorm is his?? Oh fuck

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson is now online. [5:49]

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: To be frank,

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: You had it coming.

Spite: You’re right :( I just acted like I do with everyone else and I forgot he isn't really used to us yet I should've asked if he was okay with it first 

Spite: I shouldn't be making this about me anyways but I don't know where he is and I know that if i just got out of bed and actually went downstairs he’d probably still be there but I don't know what I’d even say and I'm just procrastinating now

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Just go apologize before you miss your opportunity.

Literally God: I can tell you all that Shinsou-kun is not currently in the commons, I’m afraid he might have gone back up to his dorm room.

Spite: I don't want to disrespect his privacy by looking for him and I don't want to @ him because I feel like that’s not something I have the right to do right now but also I want to apologize properly especially after he made us all coffee

Spite: ...I still need to go get my coffee before it gets cold :(

Spite is now idle. [5:51]

Shouto: And that’s on god.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: WELL! I’m starting on some breakfast with Yaoyorozu’s help!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Four-eyes can cook? 

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Cooking is an important skill to learn! I may be privileged, but I still make sure to have basic survival skills like cooking!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: At least someone in this hellhole has their fucking priorities straight.

Shouto: I can cook.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Making smores with your petty little flames doesn't count.

Shouto: I can also make toast.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Oh, shit, toast? Really? Wow, honey, get the camera, you're not gonna fucking believe it

Shinto is now online. [5:53]

Shinto: Sorry for snapping earlier, what are you making @Ingenium ?

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Yaoyorozu and I are making a proper breakfast! We would appreciate it if you came down to join us when it’s ready!

Shinto: ok.

Shinto: @Spite it’s not your fault, I’m just an asshole. Don’t blame yourself.

Spite is no longer idle. [5:54]

Spite: I just realized who it is that you remind me of!!

Shinto: Hah?

Spite has changed Shinto ’s nickname to Shadow The Hedgehog

Shadow The Hedgehog: Oh for fucks sakes.

Spite: uwu

Spite: I don't think you're an asshole, though! 

Spite: Besides I blame myself for everything and there is nothing you can do about that :’)

NASA Hates Her!: Mood!

Alien Queen: Mooood

Spite: Waitno

NASA Hates Her!: You dug your own grave

Spite: Uraraka ily but why are you like this

NASA Hates Her!: Speak for yourself??

[ADMIN] Ingenium: To be fair you were the first to bring it up.

Shouto: You can’t say something like that in a class of (hopefully?) future heroes and expect nobody to agree

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Hypocritical as it may be, blaming yourself is a big flaw for heroes.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: U.A recently hired a psychologist to help with the mental health aspects of heroics. They’ve already met with the Third and Second years, so you should be next.

Scarlett Johansson: Awesome!! I’m excited to meet ‘em!!

Alien Queen: New teachers are always scary tho

God of Uno: You say that as if our current teachers aren't already scary

Alien Queen: They’re not!! Aizawa-sensei is a sweetheart uwu

NASA Hates Her!: Um no she’s right he can be terrifying when he wants to be

Tsu: Mic-sensei can be scary, too.

Tsu: I haven’t seen it first hand, but I know he has it in him, kero.

Spite: Good morning, Tsu :>

Tsu: Good morning, Midoriya-chan.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Mic is a coward but he tries his best.

[ADMIN] Micycle: Hey!! 

Shouto: Oop.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Breakfast is ready! If someone could come down and help Yaoyorozu and I set the table, that would be very much appreciated!

Alien Queen: FOODFOODFOODFOOD

Alien Queen is now offline [6:00]

[ADMIN] Micycle: I’m surprised so many of you are awake this early!

God of Uno: I blame the nightmares~

Spite: Same :D

Tsu: I naturally wake up when the sun is rising.

Shadow The Hedgehog: Food has called me, I’ll come help with the setup as well.

Shadow The Hedgehog is now offline [6:00]

Tentacole is now online [7:01]

Tentacole: ….If he’s Shadow, then

Tentacole has changed Honest Sweetheart ’s nickname to Tails .

Tentacole has changed Ingenium ’s nickname to Sonic .

Tentacole has changed Scarlett Johansson ’s nickname to Knuckles .

Tentacole: my work here is done

Tentacole: wait. Would Tokoyami be Jet because Jet’s a bird? Or would he just be one of the villains because of his colors? Hm. Jet’s colors do not vibe with me.

Alien Queen is now online [7:01]

Alien Queen: I dunno that much about Sonic but-

Alien Queen has changed Cryptid Of The Dark ’s nickname to Rouge

Alien Queen: Opinions?

Tentacole: Hm… I approve…. Except that Tokoyami would probably never wear whatever the heck her outfits are- I can guarantee he’d become friends with the current Shadow, though

Tentacole: I just realized something.

Tentacole has changed their nickname to Omega.

Omega: News just in: I’m a fuckign badass robot now

God of Uno: Tokoyami’s one polygon boobs

Omega: HSNFKJSHKJFJKJDKJF

Tsu: Hagakure-chan, you’re up this early?

God of Uno: lmao yeah the notifs woke me up tbh

Spite: ... What are you guys talking about

Omega: what part of the conversation is confusing you, Midoriya? The sonic characters, the one polygon boobs, or the waking up?

Spite: 

Spite:

Spite is now idle. [7:02]

God of Uno: NO COME BACK

God of Uno: LOOKLOOKLOOK

God of Uno: https://youtu.be/zmljbcOXUnI

Omega: Is that what I think it is

God of Uno: Click the link and find out ;)

Omega: I FUCKING KNEW IT YES

Rouge is now online. [7:02]

Rouge: ….

Rouge: Are you infecting the chat with Sonic, Shouji?

Omega: ........Mayhaps

Sonic is no longer idle. [7:03]

[ADMIN] Sonic: You’re all dead to me.

Omega: NO IIDA-KUN I SWEAR ITS TO MATCH A THEME

Omega: IT JUST FITS PERFECTLY ALMOST

[ADMIN] Micycle: What about me? :)

Omega: hm….

Omega has changed Micycle ’s nickname to Eggman

[ADMIN] Eggman: N    O

[ADMIN] Eggman: It’s the mustache isn't it T.T

Omega: WAIT HOLY CRAP I JUST REALIZED A BETTER ONE

Omega has changed Eggman ’s nickname to Charmy Bee

Omega: Perfect

Omega: Aizawa-sensei would either be Eggman or Metal Sonic tbh… but the Metal Sonic that has like, a personality. ….OR SILVER TBH

[ADMIN] Charmy Bee: WeLL I mEAn 

[ADMIN] Charmy Bee: He had a sonic phase don’t tell him I told you

Rouge: You two remind me somewhat of Blaze and Silver from 06. 

[ADMIN] Charmy Bee: I, however, did not have a Sonic phase and I only know what he told me about it so please explain what ‘06’ is :’) 

Rouge: Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) if I remember correctly

Rouge: most people dislike the game. I like the story. I only know about most of these things because Shouji is very insistent about it.

Omega: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG ISN'T ACTUALLY AN EDGELORD SEGA IS JUST RUINING HIS ESTABLISHED CHARACTER, SHADOW IS JUST TRYING HIS BEST

[ADMIN] Charmy Bee: This is why I never got into Sonic

Shadow The Hedgehog is now online [7:04]

Shadow The Hedgehog: holy fucking shit

[ADMIN] Sonic: I’m going to return a majority of these usernames back to their originals tomorrow… But to honor my brother’s terrible humor and Aizawa-sensei’s past sonic phase, I’ll keep my own.

Omega: Iida-kun you are your own type of god

Rouge: I wouldn’t be opposed to keeping mine either, but it is understandable that you would change most of them back. I do like Cryptid of the Dark as a username.

Shadow The Hedgehog: someone help me figure out a good nickname, I know another person who can honor Shadow’s name to a further extent

Omega: huh

Shadow The Hedgehog: gimme a better nickname so that I can change someone else’s nickname to Shadow The Hedgehog

Omega: Ah

Omega has changed Shadow The Hedgehog ’s nickname to Purple Cabbage

Purple Cabbage: please gods no

Rouge: ???

Omega: I still have the powerpoint downloaded on my phone

Purple Cabbage: I was 👌 this close to respecting you

Omega: https://deafmic.tumblr.com/post/180185606444/thanks-for-coming-to-my-ted-talk-about-why-shinsou

Purple Cabbage: cancelled.

Purple Cabbage: ok fine whatever ill take it but

Purple Cabbage has changed Shouto ’s nickname to Shadow The Hedgehog

Shadow The Hedgehog is now online. [7:09]

Shadow The Hedgehog: Why?

Purple Cabbage: one sec 

Purple Cabbage: 

Purple Cabbage: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Spite is no longer idle. [7:10]

Spite: You’re putting more effort into your texts! I’m so proud :’D

Omega: Ok I appreciate the sentiment, but Shinsou-kun, Todoroki-kun is way edgier than Shadow actually is in the game. Also, Shadow doesn’t have daddy issues, so,

Omega has changed Shadow The Hedgehog ’s nickname to Shouto

Omega has changed Purple Cabbage ’s nickname to Shadow The Hedgehog

Omega: my life’s work is nearly finished,,,,

Rouge: you aren’t Gerald Robotnik

Omega: HAHSJHSDNHFH THANKFULLY I’D RATHER NOT GO INSANE

Omega: On that note, though, who’s Eggman? Hm..

God of Uno: I;m coming in to derail that real quick!! Let’s stop with the excessive Sonic Character Name Changes hahsnfhdhf I don’t think half of this chat even knows any of the characters past Sonic himself lmao

Omega: disappointments. I’ll let it slide though I guess  :/

Spite: No she’s right I have no clue who omega is

Omega: Omega is an AI who was originally made by Dr. Eggman, but he turned on him. He’s one of Shadow’s closest two friends, the other friend being Rouge. Their group is like, tightknit or whatever. I love Omega but I mostly put his name as my nickname because he is very tall and bulky, and I am very tall and bulky

Shadow The Hedgehog: Huh. that’s actually pretty cool i guess

Spite: A N Y W AY S Get off of your phones and go to class you heathens

God of Uno: Midoriya??? Taking Iida’s job??

Spite: Contrary to popular belief I actually enjoy the walk to school without being interrupted by a constant flow of vibrations in my pants

Shadow The Hedgehog: that was The Worst Possible Way you could've worded that

Shadow The Hedgehog: also when tf did you get so sassy

Spite: You don't spend an entire childhood around Kacchan without picking up a few things ;>

God of Uno: eyes emoji

Shadow The Hedgehog: are you stealing my thing?

God of Uno: I don't have an emoji keyboard on my phone :-(

Rouge: Does anyone know of a remedy for an unwell stomach?

Spite: Depends, do you know the cause?

Rouge:

Rouge: Dark Shadow thought that since he is a bird, eating birdseed would benefit him.

Spite: Wait so

Spite: Are you two technically siamese twins???

Rouge: Well, seeing as he isn't technically his own sentient being, I doubt it.

Spite: That's one hell of a mindfuck

[ADMIN] Sonic: That's two additions to the swear jar, Midoriya-kun.

Spite: H-

Alien Queen: THERE’S A SWEAR JAR?!?

Spite: Yeah :(

Spite: I’m almost at the main building so just remind me to add them when we get back to the dorms :((

Spite is now offline. [7:29]

Spite is now online. [10:52]

Spite: @Rouge CAN YOU MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR DARK SHADOW AND ADD HIM ON HERE :O

Rouge: I suppose so, but how would that work?

Spite: Well I mean…

Spite: He’d need a separate phone :/

Rouge:

Spite:

Spite: @Literally God

Literally God is now online. [10:53]

Literally God: Get off of your phones and I might consider it. Dark Shadow is a lovely fellow and I wouldn't mind buying one for him.

Spite: I meant making one, but--

Literally god: A device like that has many different components to it, so it wouldn't be that easy. It would be good practice, in theory, but buying one is overall less of a pain in the ass for everyone involved. 

Literally God is now offline. [10:55]

Spite: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jank Swanson is now online. [10:55]

Spite: aaaaAAAAAAA

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Get off of your phone and pay attention to the lesson.

Jank Swanson is now offline. [10:55]

Spite: Yessir apologies sir

Spite is now idle. [10:56]

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Jank Swanson is now online. [2:56]

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: So aside from the few who have mentioned knowing who I am, no one else knows?

[ADMIN] Micycle: :/

Spite: :/

Literally God: :/

Shadow The Hedgehog: :/

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Wait, why are all of you awake.

[ADMIN] Micycle: ;))))

Shadow The Hedgehog: ew

Spite: Imagine being able to sleep

Literally god: I got bored and poured myself a cup of tea out of pure force of habit… so.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Shinsou, what’s your excuse?

Shadow The Hedgehog: yes

Spite: Understandable

Shadow The Hedgehog: just insomnia actually

Spite: I’d say mood but I just don't really feel like having nightmares tonight

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Have you been speaking to anyone about them?

Spite: Well yes but also no

Spite: After USJ and [redacted] and the mall incident and the training camp and Kamino...

Spite: I’m not having second thoughts about becoming a hero! It’s just… I’m starting to wonder if it’s really worth risking so much of my mental health for

Shadow The Hedgehog: oof?

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: That’s why every hero agency is required, by law, to have an on-site psychotherapist.

Shadow The Hedgehog: im assuming psychotherapy doesn't mean what im guessing it means

Literally God: Psychological Therapist.

Shadow The Hedgehog: ah

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: As U.A has a tendency to act as a second agency for most heroes, and I guess for students as well, we do have a fair bit of mental health professionals on our staff. 

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: It’s just that Hound Dog is the most specialized in general therapy. If you have a more specific issue you would let him (Or me, if you're comfortable) know, and we would contact the specialist.

Spite:

Spite: Huh

Shadow The Hedgehog: Wait so why don't they tell us this as the beginning of the year??? At orientation?

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: The board doesn't allow us to. They believe that a student should be able to trust their homeroom teacher or main therapist enough to go straight to them instead of reaching out to the students.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: In short, they're lazy asses.

Spite: Go off, sensei

Literally God: Ah!

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: 

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: :/

Alien Queen is now online. [7:09]

Alien Queen: OKAY thats iT

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: ?

Alien Queen: I’M GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT IN THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW

Alien Queen has added Hatsumei to the server.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: You don’t have the permissions to add people to the server?

Alien Queen: HUSH

Alien Queen: MEI, DO YOUR THING

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: You got it~!

Hatsumei has restarted the server.

Okay, Janky-Jank, it’s just you and me now.

What the hell… is this

Actually I can still send messages but it funks up the order of text a little bit

Meiiiiii then you could’ve just not sent anything!!

Okay wait- yep there we go!

Please explain, Ashido.

Okay, ‘Sensei’, if that's even your real name,

It’s time we… reveal your ah, ‘unsolved’ secret :)

You have got to be kidding me.

LET’S STATE WHAT FACTS WE KNOW.

I’m leaving.

NO YOU’RE NOT :)

Stop this.

NUMBER ONE: You are either an insomniac or you just… don’t sleep

TWO: You’re a teacher, ig

THREE: And since you're a teacher!! You're a hero!

I’m almost proud.

LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST, FOUR: You’re married to Mic-sensei uwu

I’m gonna stop talking until you’re done, knock yourself out.

Uwu

I appreciate your patinc

Peysh

Um

Patience?

Yes that

OH WAIT

FIVE: SHINSOU DEFINITELY KNEW WHO YOU WERE BEFORE YOU WERE ADDED

um, Ashido-chan? Didn't you say you were gonna figure it out through process of elimination?

Mido, hunny, that was before Mic-sensei was added to the mix :/

BESIDES IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST, YANNO, TELL MEE

No this is fun

Sadist >:c

Possibly

Wh-

A N Y W A Y S.

grey cat meowing very cute she says mrap mrap

What

you heard me

No literally what the fuck are you talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2LDAnRIHWs

Kouda ily but we’re in the middle of a very important discussion

HEY WAIT YOU”RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME

i personally could not care less about who jank swanson is

please watch the video you will not regret it

Only for you >:(

tyvm

Hatsumei has restarted the server.

Alien Queen: WHAT NO

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: I’ll restart it again when it’s less chaotic in here :p

Alien Queen: Traitor >:(

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: Not my fault you’re not using my brilliant coding to the fullest extent~

Alien Queen: *Offended gasp*

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: ALSO 

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: https://youtu.be/Z4qPvxAxwAk  

Alien Queen: If it’s another cat video I’m going to scream

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: It’s not!

Alien Queen: IT IS ISN’T IT

Nausicaa: it is :D

Alien Queen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alien Queen: Yknow what

Alien Queen: If you can’t beat em

Alien Queen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf0Mi3kWKhY

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: IS THAT JENNA MARBLES 

Alien Queen: YES

Alien Queen: OMG YES IT IS ILY

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: I had mixed feelings about you at first but now you’re my favorite person here bb

Alien Queen: Uhm???? Bitch I’ve always been everyone’s favorite

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: I beg to differ

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER is now online. [7:26]

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Then beg.

Alien Queen: THEN BEG.

Alien Queen: DAMMIT NHSDJG

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: SUCK IT

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: Why are we here

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: Just to suffer?

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Every day I get emails.

Alien Queen: OH MY GOD WHAT

Alien Queen: HE MEMES?!?!?

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Is that so hard to believe? I’ve been working with teenagers for almost a decade

Alien Queen: :/

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxoHNtXpZk

Alien Queen: WH  A T

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Fear me, mortal child.

Alien Queen: FUC K

[ADMIN] Micycle: SHOU STOP YOU’RE SCARING THE KIDS

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: That is literally the whole point

Alien Queen: S H O U ?

Shouto is now online. [7:32]

Shouto: What in the huckery fuckery

Alien Queen: L M F AO

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: We can continue this later, for now you should be getting ready for school.

[ADMIN] Micycle: Says the one still bundled up and drinking his heart-patterned latte uwu

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Says the one who got high on school campus

[ADMIN] Micycle:

[ADMIN] Micycle: Ya got me there

Alien Queen is now online. [4:52]

Alien Queen: I wonder what it would feel like to be slapped by boobs

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: BM ban

BotMight: BM ban <member> 

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

Alien Queen: IM SORRY PLEASE DONT

Spite: It’s very awkward

Alien Queen: Eye emoji??????

Spite: @Hatsumei

Alien Queen: EYE EMOJI????????

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: Ah-

[ADMIN] Hatsumei: BM ban

BotMight: BM ban <member> 

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

Spite: AH-

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Nausicaa: https://youtu.be/Jrl9LQesl7U

Nausicaa: im so glad she found her cat at the end :)

Alien Queen: Oh my god

Alien Queen: @Micycle

[ADMIN] Micycle: Wh-

[ADMIN] Micycle: OH MY GO dHADJFHJBSDG

[ADMIN] Micycle: BRB JSDJNFJSFG

Micycle is now idle. [5:06]

Jank Swanson is now online. [5:07]

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Would anyone care to explain why mic just tackled me in tears and showed me a video and described it as, in his exact words, “IT’S YOU, SHOUTA. IT’S YOU IT’S LITERALLY YOU YOU SHARE SO MANY OF THESE VIDEOS IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.”

Alien Queen: I mean

Alien Queen: Where’s the lie

Nausicaa: i dont doubt how true that might be

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: 

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: :/

Alien Queen: O H I MEAN- UH- SHOUTA-SENSEI? HUHHH????? 

Alien Queen: S H I T

Nausicaa: oop

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: To be fair you were being pretty obvious.

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I mean I am aware of your grades but even that was a little too much.

Alien Queen: I’m honored uwu

Herobrine is now online. [5:11]

Herobrine: HeY dat rymes

Alien Queen: KAMIIIII SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE MORE OFTEN WOULD YA

Herobrine: I would but im busy

Alien Queen: ??? doing what?????

Herobrine: charging ur phones >:(

Herobrine: also i dont like typing

Herobrine: LIKE if i wanted to rite id do my homework lol

Alien Queen: Fair

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Ah, so, you didn’t do your homework?

Herobrine: im trying my bestttttttttt

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I’ll cover for you as much as I can but some teachers aren’t as leisurely as I am about late work.

Herobrine: Eep

Herobrine: And we stiLL dont now who you are >:(

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Nope, Ashido dropped the act so you’re good now.

Herobrine: huh

Alien Queen: He knows I know :’)

Herobrine: YOU KNOW?!?

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: …

Alien Queen: So much for reputation

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Damn, I was this close to changing my nickname back to my original one.

Herobrine: Oh what a shame

Alien Queen: What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a 

Spite is now online. [5:14]

Spite: WHORE.

Alien Queen: MIDO NO

Shadow The Hedgehog: Aizawa-sensei may I please send a video? It’s important

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: .... Alright.

Shadow The Hedgehog: https://youtu.be/76TRoGOlGZA

Nausicaa: I love that channel!

Spite: That video has been plaguing my recommended for YEARS thank you for getting me to watch it

Spite: OH SHINSOU I HAVE A VIDEO FOR YOU

Spite: https://youtu.be/RRiRrpd_VDQ

Shadow The Hedgehog: Stop this

Spite: Stop telling me to stop bc you know I won’t

Herobrine: o- i think i need liek, some sleep

Shadow The Hedgehog: we all do, get in line

Spite: :/

Alien Queen: There should NOT have to be a line for sleep 

Knuckles is now online. [5:16]

Knuckles: Mom said it's my turn on the sleep

Spite: Noooo I drank an american soda that satou bought a pack of and i didnt get to take my turn im sO sugar high its not even funny someone please help me get down the stairs before i jump onto the banister and slide down it and maybe possibly break my neck in doing so

Rouge is now online. [5:16]

Rouge: I don't know what you did but Satou just sprinted into the common room and yelled “My bullshit senses are tingling” and I felt like I should share this.

Spite: Uh oh

Rouge: Oh, his phone is vibrating from across the room. I pity the fools who have notifications on for this server.

Ravioli Monster is now online. [5:16]

Ravioli Monster: IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU STOLE MY SODA IN THE FIRST PLACE >:((

Ravioli Monster: I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SOME IF YOU HAD ASKED BUT INSTEAD YOU JUST TOOK IT WITHOUT ASKING AND THAT’S MEAN.

Ravioli Monster: enjoy your karma hoe

Spite:

Spite: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire live to our lord and savior Momo Yaoyorozu and THIS is the thanks I get??

Spite: I’m very tired.

Ravioli Monster: By the way, those sodas were relatively expensive. you owe me money for that now >:/

Ravioli Monster: Enjoy your sugar crash :)

Spite: It’s called Mountain Dew how expensive could something like that possibly be??? And why would they name it that it sounds like my mom’s perfume scent

Spite: noOOooo it’s only 5 i have so much more STUFF to do before i pass out >:'O

Shouto is now online. [5:18]

Shouto: It’s me I’m stuff

Spite: W HA T HAHDNSJVJSHVHKD

Shouto: it was a joke, are you okay?

Spite: YEP YEP IM FINE YOU JUST KILLED ME ON THE SPOT NO BIGGIE

Spite: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

Shouto: @Ingenium Did something similar a while ago. During a very formal event, might I add.

Shadow The Hedgehog: he’s gonna ban you for calling him out like that you should’ve stayed quiet

Ravioli Monster: okay to be completely honest, it’s only like 140 yen per bottle but im fucking salty okay

Spite: I’m sorry :( I’ll pay you back double tomorrow, you have the right to remain salty until then

Spite: Also I doubt Iida would do something so harsh for exposing a little joke?? It’s p great though no lie I’d love to see more of Iida’s hidden meme-y side

Ingenium is now online. [5:19]

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Todoroki-kun.

Shouto: Hi welcome to chilis

Spite: Aight nvm he’s a lost cause

Shadow The Hedgehog: *calming jazz music plays* how about i told you so ;)

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I will not ban him quite yet, seeing as it was mostly my fault for forgetting Todoroki-kun’s young, impressionable mind.

Shadow The Hedgehog: Holy shit lmao

Spite: Wow…. very salty vibes today…  I gotta say, I’m not a big fan

God Of Uno is now online. [5:19]

God Of Uno: salty vibes are best accompanied by a game of Uno uwu

Spite: You do not want me to play uno right now i can barely control my quirk but you should be glad I don't have much of a temper

God Of Uno: That’s the fun in it, dumbass! Arguments over something as stupid as Uno are always going to be hilarious to me :D hehe

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Maybe don’t scream tonight? Eri’s staying over at the teachers’ dorms for the weekend and you lot happen to be the closest to us. 

Shadow The Hedgehog: oh f

God Of Uno: oh!! then we can head over to class B for even MORE fun haha! they’re the farthest from the teachers’ dorms, surprisingly

Shadow The Hedgehog: how do you know this, exactly?

God Of Uno: Unlike you dumbasses, I have friends in the rest of the classes, too!~

Shouto: I’d consider myself good friends with Kendou, maybe

Spite: Yeah but Kendou-san’s chill, everyone likes her :’>

Spite: Tsutonori’s really cool! Aside from a few translation mishaps

Spite: She accidentally (I hope) called me a bitch in the middle of a conversation about Hatsune Miku??? I think she just botched the pronunciation but she didn't notice at all and just kept going while i almost bit my tongue off trying not to laugh

God Of Uno: See, I’m friends with almost everyone in B… and I’m working very hard to befriend ALL of them >:D

God Of Uno: Also, you shoulda told Kendou-chan about that- Monoma-kun is less likely to do it, but both he and Tsuburaba-kun tend to tell her to say things she doesn’t know the meanings of lol- well

God Of Uno: Tsuburaba-kun tells her the wrong way to say things, and Fukidashi-kun too, but Monoma-kun tells her how to say rude things correctly

Spite: I would tell her but I genuinely think she just made a mistake! Like instead of actually saying bitch she called me a female dog which is why it was so funny

Spite: I felt like I was in a teenage melodrama

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Please tell me you don't encourage Monoma-kun and Tsuburaba-kun’s behavior!! It's terrible and they could be teaching her far more useful phrases!

God Of Uno: Me? Not at all! At least, definitely not Tsuburaba-kun’s! Monoma-kun doesn’t just teach her mean things- he’s actually her main help for Japanese besides Kendou-chan! Since he’s multilingual and stuff :>

Spite: He’s what

Spite: DOES HE ACTUALLY KNOW FRENCH 

Tamaki Suoh: Yes~ I’d say he taints the beautiful language, though. I once heard him swearing under his breath in the hallways- not a sparkly vibe at all! 

Shouto: Do you think he’d accept if I asked him to teach me French

Spite: Just because your Japanese is almost perfect doesn't mean you can just start learning languages willy nilly >:/// Your English still needs A Lot Of Work

Shouto: I know how to say ‘Fuck bitches get money’ and isn't that really all I need to know to survive in America

Spite: LITERALLY NO

God Of Uno: I don’t think he’d willingly teach anyone in our class any language, to be honest… Though, I’m working on it!! >:D

Shouto: If I beat him in a one-on-one do you think he’d consider it further or should I let him win

Spite: Is it about to go down or is this still a hypothetical situation

God Of Uno: either situation would result badly for you to be honest!! He gets very upset when people let him do Anything, but he also dislikes losing- You’d probably have to just force him to be your friend if you wanted anything from him >:/

God Of Uno: He’s surprisingly good at Uno, though! He’s a good sport at it, too, so every time I beat him he doesn’t get too upset :3

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: I don’t trust card games.

Spite: That's… a weird thing to bring up so suddenly???

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: They could result in a future of gambling addictions.

God Of Uno: Aizawa-sensei, I appreciate the concern, but… It’s literally Uno? There are no bets happening????? literally zero

Herobrine: AZAWA-SENSEI????????

Alien Queen: Holy shit

God Of Uno: oh wait that was still happening????

Alien Queen: No it was just him but I had my camera open so I got a picture of the look on his face this is prime blackmail material thank you so much babe

[ADMIN] Jank Swanson: Oh my gods, finally.

Jank Swanson has changed their nickname to Eraserdead.

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: Much better.

Herobrine: I feel st00pid

Alien Queen: Okay well consider this: you only slept for like two hours last night because you were ACTUALLY doing your homework so maybe you sacrificed a few braincells for that?

Ravioli Monster: it was a noble sacrifice, I’d say

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: You used a colon correctly, good job.

Alien Queen: Thanks dad uwu

Alien Queen: But then what are semicolons used for?

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: ...I’m your homeroom teacher, not your English teacher. Go ask your other dad.

Alien Queen: @Micycle

[ADMIN] Micycle: ...I am but a mortal human being, go ask google

Alien Queen: Father you have forsaken me 

[ADMIN] Micycle: I’m joking, I can actually explain it. Give me a moment to type it all out

[ADMIN] Micycle: Semicolons are most commonly used to link two independent clauses in a single sentence. When a semicolon is used to join two or more ideas in a sentence, those ideas are given an equal ‘position’ or ‘rank’. For example:

[ADMIN] Micycle: “I have a big test tomorrow; I can't go out tonight.” or “There are two ways to eat ice cream: by licking it and savoring the flavor, which is the far superior way; or by taking a large bite, which only psychopaths do.”

Scarlett Johansson: But I do that :(

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Case in point, you’re a fucking psychopath.

Knuckles: noO licking anything is a huge risk with my teeth 

Spite: A moment of silence for Kirishima-kun’s toothbrushes.

Knuckles: Actually!! I get custom-made ones that can handle my chompers

Herobrine: we shold b having a moment 4 kacchan’s toothbrushes ngl o.o

Spite: Actually yeah-

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: If you tell the All Might toothbrush story one more time I will shove it down your throat

Spite: Wow Kacchan keep it in your pants

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: Do not encourage arson, Midoriya. 

Shadow The Hedgehog: I, for one, would love to hear the All Might toothbrush story, although somehow I feel I might already know what the ending is

Shadow The Hedgehog: hm. quick note, can someone get the fucking lickspittle? he’s digging through something and gargling on his own slobber and I can hear it from Here

Shadow The Hedgehog: it’s frankly disturbing

Alien Queen: Omg did you say gargling? The poison finally worked

God Of Uno: How many attempts did it take?

Alien Queen: Idk but if  this one didn't do its job I was considering stealing one of Tokoyami’s stakes

Shadow The Hedgehog: it sounds less like dying to poison and more like he’s sucking in his slobber and I would appreciate it if I didn’t have to listen to or describe the fucking noise any longer

Shadow The Hedgehog: get the fucking pillock as far away from my laundry as soon as possible before I have to interact with him in person. 

Shadow The Hedgehog: please

Alien Queen: auGh fiNE but you owe me a favor, I’ll brb

Alien Queen is now idle. [5:28]

Shadow The Hedgehog: An angel, agent of God, thank you for answering my prayers, you’ve saved my life

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: 

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: :/

Shadow The Hedgehog: oh right

Shadow The Hedgehog: I owe you my life… but twice? how does that even work

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: It means that if you get yourself killed I get to bring you back and kill you myself.

Shadow The Hedgehog: fuck yeah! quick question

Shadow The Hedgehog: can you do it by some kind of acidic poison? if requests are allowed, at least

[ADMIN] Eraserhead: Depends on the situation, why? 

Shadow The Hedgehog: If I die by acidic poison I get to melt from the inside and I can’t even scream! it kills pretty fast too, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shadow The Hedgehog: It’s the best death, in my personal opinion

Spite: Better than being eaten by a cowplant?

Shadow The Hedgehog: What is this, the sims?

Omega: first of all, why the fuck do you know how acidic poison kills people and how quickly???

Omega: SeCONd off, wouldn’t like.. a firing squad be quicker or something?

Shadow The Hedgehog: I’m far more likely to bleed out if I’m shot somewhere unspecific, actually. I’d rather not die that slowly, thanks

[ADMIN] Eraserhead: I’ll toss some fuel to the flame. Sniper bullet to the head, quick and efficient.

Shadow The Hedgehog: that’s just boring, though :/ Besides, I don’t actually want to be popular enough to earn myself a hit- unless you’re willing to pay thousands just to personally kill me again, I’m not sure what the point of that is when some poisons you can literally buy at a corner store

Spite: Shinsou you could totally be a hitman

Spite: Oh hold on one moment, it’s time to rethink my life choices. Being a hitman is sounding real nice right now.

Shadow The Hedgehog: hitmen are also A. illegal, B. require you to actually have skills killing human beings, and C. require you to not have empathy for other people.

Shadow The Hedgehog: Just based on my personal experience with you compared to Actual People I have met, you’d be a shit hitman ngl

Spite: Hmm yeah I guess :///

Herobrine: is every1 just ignoring the fact tht shinso????? sounds lik a murderer

Spite: I’ve got my own weird topics of interest so murder isn't much of a concern here

Omega: that’s understandable and all but like. “compared to Actual People I have met, you’d be a shit hitman” is kind of…. weird…?

Omega: Aizawa-sensei, you wouldn’t invite a villain into our class, right?

Shadow The Hedgehog: .

Shadow The Hedgehog: I can promise everyone I’m not a fucking villain, and if I was I doubt I would be trying so hard to become a fucking hero, especially with all of the fucking assholes who assume I am a villain with just one look already. It wouldn’t be worth the effort.

Shadow The Hedgehog is now offline. [5:31]

Herobrine: This is probs a bad time but i red heroism as heroin

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: I’ll be right back.

Eraserdead is now idle. [5:31]

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Omega: Aizawa-sensei, you wouldn’t invite a villain into our class, right?

Shadow The Hedgehog: .

Shadow The Hedgehog: I can promise everyone I’m not a fucking villain, and if I was I doubt I would be trying so hard to become a fucking hero, especially with all of the fucking assholes who assume I am a villain with just one look already. It wouldn’t be worth the effort.

Shadow The Hedgehog is now offline. [5:31]

Herobrine: This is probs a bad time but i red heroism as heroin

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: I’ll be right back.

Eraserdead is now idle. [5:31]

Annie is now online. [6:57]

Literally God is now online. [6:57]

Annie: Hi, I’m sorry what the fuck happened here???

Tsu: I'm not entirely sure

Literally God: Shouji, I think you might have accidentally offended Shinsou

Literally God: Implying someone might be a villain is incredibly rude…

Omega: I understand now that that question was unnecessarily rude to both Aizawa-sensei and Shinsou-kun

Omega: Apologies will be in order as soon as I get the chance to talk to him-

Tsu: Shinsou-chan is an understanding person, but you may have just crossed a line, kero.

Nausicaa: I think you hit a sore spot…... 

Shouto: Yikes™ 

Spite: Terrible timing, but I’m definitely stealing that

Shouto: Right, I’ll just remove myself from this conversation for now

Spite: Yep yep I’ll jump on that train

Nausicaa: wait, wasn’t Mina dealing with… uh, the unmentionable midget…? Is she okay

Annie: th e  un menti ona ble  mi dge t 

Annie: Kouda I fucking love you 

Nausicaa: ...Thanks???

Annie: Also yes and I’m worried.

Tsu: Oh, Mina-chan is in Satou-chan’s room with me. We’re drinking hot chocolate to destress, kero.

Annie: Oof, what’d he do?

Tsu: Well, Shinsou-chan was right- he was rustling through the laundry. She ended up having to get Satou and I’s help (since we’re on the same floor as the scene of crime), so he made us hot chocolate afterwards.

Nausicaa: that's it, i’m calling the rats on him

Eraserdead is no longer idle. [7:03]

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: We already have enough rats in the dorms (You know who you are), I’m doing my best to handle this situation as legally as possible.

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: @Omega, could you come to Shinsou’s room? 

Omega: Of course, Aizawa-sensei. I’ll knock before I come in.

Omega is now offline. [7:05]

Herobrine: wait whos the rats?? 

Spite: https://youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

Herobrine: o, ic

[ADMIN] Micycle: Right because who needs actual words anyways amirite?

Herobrine: Yee

[ADMIN] Micycle: nO you’re not supposed to agree!!

[ADMIN] Micycle: Anyways, Shoucchan, how’s the kiddo?

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: I’ll keep you updated in dms, but for now we’re just waiting on Shouji.

NASA Hates Her!: Aweee “Shoucchan”

[ADMIN] Micycle: You were online?

NASA Hates Her!: I was lurking, didn't wanna get involved with whatever’s going on, sorry :(

Literally God: please don’t give Shouji too harsh of a punishment...

Literally God: As rude as Shouji was with it, it was a legitimate question. With everything that’s happened… I don’t know. 

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: No, it’s alright, you’re both right to be apprehensive. You’ve all known each other for a while now, and suddenly a new student is thrown into the mix. I don't want to speak for him but we both knew the chances of this exact situation occurring were high. 

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: You’ve all been through a lot, and those experiences have helped you grow trust between one another. Shinsou should not be an exception to this.

Spite: Shinsou’s really great, I’m sure the rest of you can see that too

Shadow The Hedgehog is now online. [7:25]

Shadow The Hedgehog: It really doesn’t help my case when I bring up something like murder so casually like that

Shadow The Hedgehog: It was just an overreaction to a reasonable deduction based on the weird shit I’d brought up, it makes sense. 

Shadow The Hedgehog: I’m not upset anymore and I am not holding anything against anyone ¯\_(`-`)_/¯

Omega is now online. [7:33]

Omega: Y’know what's cooler than being a hero and less terrible than being a villain?

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: I get the feeling I’m about to be very proud of you.

Omega: Vigilantism.

Omega: It's literally just be gay do crime

Spite: Not stain though. stain can go drown in bleach uwu

Shadow The Hedgehog: wh-

Rouge: his ideology or whatever that all those people seem to like is actually kind of stupid. Like, seriously, he sounds like a whiny brat when put into different context- for example, if the context is replaced with something like artists or whatever, he suddenly becomes an asshole bitter that someone didn’t want to give him art for free.

Rouge: also murder is generally frowned upon. When it comes down to it, Stain was a villain whether he intended it that way or not. He acted villainously despite him claiming to be a ‘vigilante.’

Omega: the line between vigilantism and villainy is a fuzzy line, yet everything is a fuzzy line when it comes to vigilantism. I’m not disagreeing with you, by the way- Stain was villainous in every right and absolutely deserves his punishment.

Shadow The Hedgehog: if it weren’t for my spite I probably would have just become a vigilante, but enough people said I could never be a hero, and now here I am

Shadow The Hedgehog: living on pure rage-filled spite and shitty instant coffee

Spite: <

Shadow The Hedgehog: just had an idea

Shadow The Hedgehog has changed their nickname to Instant Coffee

Instant Coffee: yep. the shitty is implied

Omega: ah- right, honestly I should probably change my username too

Omega has changed their nickname to ARMour

ARMour has changed Rouge ’s nickname to Ghosts

Ghosts: this is fine

NASA Hates Her!: How did this go from “wait is shinsou a murderer” to “ah yes, what is the definition of a true vigilante” to “spite and instant coffee”

Spite: the power of friendship

Instant Coffee: and off topic rants

Spite: And most importantly the power of friendship

Spite: And uh... fffffathers?

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: Sure.

Spite: The power of fathers!!!!!!!!!

Instant Coffee: dead AND alive....

Instant Coffee: I feel like that’s way too dark but honestly it's so incorporated into my humor at this point I don’t think there’s any going back,,,,

Spite: Hmm what if my father left, Physically he is alive but he is Dead To Me.

Alien Queen: hmmmmm

Alien Queen: with or without dads, we gotta admit that Aizawa-sensei is a true dad to us all uwu

Instant Coffee: abso-fucking-lutely

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: I’m touched…?

ARMour: good

[ADMIN] Micycle: This is the content I forced Shouta to add me for

Herobrine: i trust azawa-sensei more then i trust my own parnets

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: No, that is…  bad. Would you like to talk about this more or…?

Herobrine: mabe?

[ADMIN] Eraserdead: I’ll hold you to that.

Ingenium has changed Eraserdead ’s nickname to Eraserdad.

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: This is slander.

Nausicaa: falsehood!!! it is a compliment

[ADMIN] Ingenium: My thoughts exactly! 

Knuckles: i say we keep it!! since we all p much agree Aizawa-sensei is basically our dad!!!!!

Spite: Father

Shouto: Father

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I have had at least 5 close calls with death this school year alone and yet those last two texts alone have terrified me more than all of those situations combined.

Instant Coffee: the fact that you’ve nearly died five times maybe should warn me that joining this class was a horrible idea, except

Instant Coffee: at this point there’s no turning back, not that I’d want to

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Your fate was sealed the second you entered the sports festival arena.

Instant Coffee: the wording implies that that is somehow a bad thing but I do not see it as such

God Of Uno: trust me, it isn’t uwuwuwuwuwu

God Of Uno: btw, do you know how to befriend Monoma-kun?

Instant Coffee: I have no clue. I think he tried to latch onto me but he’s just been vaguely glaring at me ever since I joined class A

Instant Coffee: it’s not like I ever actually talked to him properly…? but, uh, i do know that he’s okay, i guess

Instant Coffee: I think he lives on a different kind of spite

God Of Uno: I see!! Thank you for your input!!

God Of Uno: the quest continues, hehehehe!!

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[ADMIN] Micycle: Shou if I wore a minions bikini would you break up with me

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I’d break up with you for spending almost 1000 yen on a fucking minions bikini 

Alien Queen: 1000 yen for a minions bikini is a HOT deal

[ADMIN] Micycle: YES IT IS IM GLAD SOMEONE GETS IT also how did you know how much it costs??? I mean I had a screenshot ready and I was about to send it but-

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I saw the picture on the cloud

[ADMIN] Micycle: HAHAH!! YOU FOOL!! MY PHONE IS A SAMSUNG YOU KNOW A BITCH BE BROKE

NASA Hates Her!: Say that to my flip phone

Spider Swift: Don’t you two work like two jobs each

[ADMIN] Micycle: Nope! I work three jobs and Shou works two :’) Unless you count adopting every sad child he sees as a job

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Sad teen* Eri is the exception.

Ghosts: I thought that was just called teaching at UA

[ADMIN] Micycle: weLL YOU’RE nOT WroNG

Spider Swift: Oh! Hold on

Spider Swift has changed Micycle ’s nickname to Dad Mic

[ADMIN] Dad Mic: *soft gasp*

Alien Queen: I GOT A BETTER ONE SERO WAIT HSXUSHFI

Alien Queen has changed Dad Mic ’s nickname to Present Mom

Alien Queen: hehehehehehHEHE

[ADMIN] Present Mom: !!! I LOVE IT

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Hm…

Eraserdad has changed Present Mom ’s nickname to Parental Mic

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: aaA A

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Would you two mind if I added my brother and Kayama-sensei? They’re demanding it for ‘Pride Month Celebrations’, and I see nothing wrong with that.

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: As much as I’d like to say no, that’s a pretty solid reason.

Alien Queen: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT PRIDE MONTH AaaAAaA

Spite: Let Them In

Ingenium has added Sonci

Ingenium has added Lebsians

Sonci: *jumps off a counter* IM GAY,

Spite: I was about to make a vEry bad follow-up joke oopsies

Spite: But also hi!! Welcome to the uh 1a groupchat!! We’re all gay don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise

ARMour: I see, a fellow man of culture,

ARMour: Sonci The Hedgeog

Annie: lebsnebian

Lebsians: Dibs on the lesbian

Annie: No u

Sonci: OK SO KIDDOSSSS WHO’S READY FOR SOME P R I D E

Sonci: WHO WANTS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? jk,,,, unless…????

Spite: BRING ON THE GAY SHIT

NASA Hates Her!: >:000 HE SWORE

[ADMIN] Sonci: ...Shouta wtf these are actual beans???? Literal children???? I love them so much 

[ADMIN] Sonci: ooo I’m an ADMIN now :O

Literally God: Oh No.

Annie: !!!

Annie: Wife, it’s gay month, you’re relieved of your duties so just have fun for a bit :)

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Alright kiddos, how many flags do we need? All of em? Every single one?

Spite: Uh yeah can I get a fuckin uhhhhh bi? 

NASA Hates Her: Questioning during pride month sucks :( I dont know if I’m lesbean or just bi 

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Don’t sweat it kid we’ll just get you both flags uwu

Tamaki Suoh has changed their nickname to Sparkles, Bitch

Sparkles, Bitch: Genderfluidity is Power~ what’s my gender? Yass, bitch.

Sparkles, Bitch: Hello, Kayama-sensei, Ingenium Senior~

Spite: Señor Ingenium

[ADMIN] Sonci: Hewwo!

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: BM Ban

BotMight: BM ban <member>

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

[ADMIN] Sonci: blease

[ADMIN] Lebsians: No he’s right you deserve this 

[ADMIN] Sonci: HIZASHI UWUS ALL THE TIME I HEWWO ONCE AND YOU BAN ME? :((((

Spite: I propose a rebellion

Spite: hewwo

Alien Queen: Oh god

Alien Queen: Hewwo :’)

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: You’re all dead to me

Spite: nO

Alien Queen: aaAA

Spider Swift: I for one, am Bi af thx

God Of Uno: honestly, i dont even know :ppp

God Of Uno: omG MY SEXUALITY IS UNO SKIP AND MY GENDER IS A SUNFLOWER DRESS

Spite: NUH-UH YOU’RE A CHANGE COLOR CARD BC OF YOUR QUIRK :OO

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Ah, In that case my gender would be a +4.

God Of Uno: Bc,,,, ur beefy????

[ADMIN] Ingenium: No, because every time this server is active I have to take 4+ pills of ibuprofen.

Spite: Aaaa Iidaaa you love this, admit it! We’re all bonding and having a great time :D

Tails: I’m not lgbtq but i support you guys

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: That’s very mature of you, Ojiro. It’s appreciated.

Spite: Wait sensei you’re lgbt?

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: ...

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: ...

Spite: I

Spite: I’m just gonna go ahead and die now :) 

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: It’s kinda fucking bizarre though. 16 years and not a single gay adult in our lives, now suddenly there are like, what, fucking four??

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Is there a problem with that?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Lmao fuck no it’s great.

Spite: Yagi’s bi! That’s five :) 

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: wh A T

Spite: Uwu

Alien Queen: Whomst?

Spite: Dw about it :>

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: He is? I always assumed he was just cishet considering his ah… theme.

Spite: Nope! He had a boyfriend for a while

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Shouta, are you calling him a boomer? You could just say it, it’s true. Nobody else knows who we’re talking about anyways!

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Nedzu.

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Ah, yes. Understandable.

Alien Queen: Another cryptid >:(

Alien Queen: OH RIGHT THAT REMINDS ME

Alien Queen: Senseiiii~?

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: No.

Alien Queen: >:’T

Alien Queen: Was there a reason that you sounded kind of… offended, when I thought you were a girl?

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: I BOUGHT PINS

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: WHO HERE LISTENS TO PRE-QUIRK EMO BANDS

Ghosts: anyone who doesn’t is missing the honesty of the darkness

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Wh- I mean fair but-??

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: You bought those three months ago, there’s no need to change the topic.

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I’m trans. I used to get misgendered a lot when I was younger, so it brought up a bad memory or two. You didn’t mean any harm, so there’s no need to apologize.

Alien Queen: Oh!!! Okay, ah,,,,

Spite: Don’t make it awkward lmao

Spite: I’m so happy you felt safe enough to come out to us, sensei! :>

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Right. Now the topic can change.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Uh

Spite: !

Alien Queen: Mido what do you know

Spite: Nothing that’s my place to say!!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: No, nevermind fuck that

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: But thanks for not spewing shit, Deku.

Spite: oh my god he said thank you SENSEI GET THE CAMERA

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT your bitchass up

Spite: E

Annie: Oh shit me too

Spite: E?

Annie: What no

Annie: Trans

Spite: O H!

Spite: WHICH ROOM IS YOURS

Annie: What...?

Spite: HUGS ARE IN ORDER

Annie: Mm… The offer is appreciated but no thanks

Instant Coffee: I wasn’t gonna come out as trans until green boy offered hugs

Instant Coffee: it’s the most logical thing to do when one is touch starved

Spite: >:DDDDD IM OMW OPEN YOUR DOOR

Spite is now idle.

Alien Queen: *Aggressive lovin’ intensifies*

Instant Coffee: my door’s open and i'm anticipating the worst

Spite is no longer idle.

Spite: You really gotta call me out like that? :’)

Alien Queen: Duh uwu

Tsu: I’m nonbinary, but I’d still like for you to use she/her pronouns. 

Spite: Oh! Okay :D Should we still call you Tsu-chan?

Tsu: Yes.

Spite: Uwu

Instant Coffee: air? who’s she i only know lung-puncturing tackle-hugs

ARMour: You’re just as dramatic as Fumikage when I hug him

Instant Coffee: im not being dramatic he’s using his quirk please help

Spite: Uwu

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Problem Child, do not suffocate Shinsou

Spite: You have no right to kinkshame me when the your hero costume consists of a jumpsuit and a Binding Cloth

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: BM Ban

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: BM Ban

BotMight: BM ban <member>

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

BotMight: BM ban <member>

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

Spite: oH SHIT

Instant Coffee: I’ve already made it clear my preferred method of death is poison not suffocation tyvm

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Shouta, 

Spite: Cool pop a pill and we’ll see what kills you first :>

Instant Coffee: Undoubtedly the poison, it works surprisingly quickly. Suffocation takes too long

Spite: Not opening that can of worms again

God Of Uno: Oh worm?

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Shouta what the fuck. (Wait, again?)

Instant Coffee: Unless you’re gonna snap my neck- okay nevermind I’ll stop

Spite: I won't snap your neck but I will crack it and you will be immensely satisfied.

Spite: Unless I turn too hard and end up killing you but either way a satisfying result!

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Please stop discussing the murder of my son,

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Don't listen to your mom, please carry on this is very entertaining.

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: SHOU THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT SHINSOU’S DEATH PL E A SE THAT IS NOT HEALTHY

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: It’s all purely hypothetical, right kids?

Spite: I hope so

Instant Coffee: the current state of my throat would say otherwise

Spite: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spider Swift: I know I haven’t been on this chat in a while but like,,, why is this so casual

God Of Uno: Death is inevitable and the clock is always ticking.

Ravioli Monster: Hagakure-chan, you okay? Also this happens way too often Sero

Spider Swift: I asked for extra credit not an existential crisis :’)

Instant Coffee: green boy stopped hugging but I’m going to die anyway because my ribs feel bruised

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Literally what THE FUCK

Chapter Text

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: The only people who get Name Rights are Kirishima and Ryuko Matoi

Spite: I have known you my entire life Kacchan

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Spiritually, I have known Ryuko longer.

Herobrine: nono Mako disirves name rigts sdhe’s such a mood kaacchan :(

Spite: ...Okay yeah I’m lost

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Mako also gets name rights but only temporarily because Ryuko likes her. 

Alien Queen: Valid reason, Bakugou, valid reason I agree

Alien Queen: Mako says lesbian rights

Spite: I also say lesbian rights why don't I get name rights :(

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: Because you're being thirsty, go to horny jail.

Herobrine: makos fam needs 2 go 2 horny jail….. also mako…. horny jail

Spite: Im not going to horny jail I dealt no crime

Knuckles: The reason Baku won’t give you name rights is because Ryuko would SO beat you up no like. like seriously she would DESTROY you no doubt about it

Spite: Okay call this Ryuko person up and tell her to meet me in the pit

Alien Queen: lmao Ryuko’s the MC of Kill la Kill, Midoriya,

Spite:

Spite: So you’re telling me

Spite: These two anime characters get more rights than I do,

Spite: One of which because she is gay?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: I said Mako got temporary name rights. And I already said it wasn’t because she was gay, it’s because Ryuko likes her

Spite: Kirishima-kun likes me but I’m not seeing any “Izuku”s being thrown around, Katsuki >:(

Annie: Midoriya, it’s probably because while Bakubitch kins Ryuko, the rest of the Bakusquad kins Mako

Alien Queen: exCUSE you but WHO gave you the right to be so accurate

Annie: God

Literally God: This is true.

Herobine has changed LORD EXPLOSION MURDER ’s nickname to Ryukin

Ryukin: you’re on THIN FUCKING ICE, dunce face

Ryukin: you’re lucky I like it.

Herobrine: I ame to please

Annie: Hey speaking of anime, 

Spite: Haikyuu

Annie: when are we gonna start the Ghibli marathon?

Annie: Okay yes but let’s figure out the Ghibli thing first

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Nausicaa was my gay awakening y’all better watch it

Annie: Was it the butt

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Yes obviously??????

Nausicaa: ah…………

Nausicaa: Teto was my favorite character…… but I prefer Mononoke-Hime

Spider Swift: Even with all the death???

Nausicaa: Yakul is too cool for me to ignore it..

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Mic and I both realized we were gay through Ghibli movies. Except he realized he was bi thanks to Howl.

Spite: Hey same?? Howl’s hair… I just wanna run my fingers through it forever.

Ryukin: Ashitaka, need I say more?

Alien Queen: TODOROKI HAS GHIBLI HAIR

NASA Hates Her!: that girl from Porco Rosso, San, and also that dragon dude from Spirited Away made me realize how bi I am,

Annie: “That girl from Porco Rosso” SHE HAS A NAME AND IT’S FIO AND I WOULD KILL FOR HER

Spite: THE DRAGON DUDE IS HAKU AND HE LOOKS LIKE HOWL AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT COMPLAINING I WOULD DIE FOR HIM

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Saying this now feels weird since we’re… old :( but when I was your age I specifically remember texting Shouta at 3am thirsting over Asbel and Sheeta at the same time-

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Now? Both Kurotawa and Donald Curtis

[ADMIN] Lebsians: To contrast that, even back when I was a student here, I thirsted over Kushana- y’know, the princess of talmakia?

[ADMIN] Sonci: Hi, yes.

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I have the chat logs

ARMour: Show them

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: You what

NASA Hates Her!: oh my goD SHOW USS

Spite: :OOOO

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I never left the group chat, it’s still there. It’ll take me a bit to screenshot all of it, one moment.

Spite: WHILE HE DOES THAT. HAIKYUU

Spite: Kageyama 🥺🥺🥺

Annie: How. How could you be so dense. They are literally the same person.

Spite: ???

Annie: KAGEYAMA AND TODOROKI. IM SO DONE WITH YOU OH MY GOD

Spite: yoU DOnt HAVE TO YeLL at mE

Spite: Also Oikawa

Annie: As a lesbian, I agree.

NASA Hates Her!: Yachi and Kiyoko. I rest my case.

Ryukin: I don't care about most of the teams but Seijoh is the best.

Annie: Because you think they're the strongest?

Ryukin: They ARE the strongest up your shut fuck

Spite: catch me not knowing ANY of these animes except, of course, the ghibli films

Ravioli Monster: I watch Food Wars. Not for the…. y’know…. but because the stuff they make is actually really awesome??? it inspired me to make food I don’t usually make

Annie: I forgot that the gremlin bitch baby was still in the chat and he started talking to me about Ryuko’s BOOBS he thought we could bond,

Annie: over BOOBS

Ryukin: I’m assuming you dealt with him?

Knuckles: I heard a mention of Expired Grapes, do I need to come down to help?

Annie: I’m in the commons, k.o’ed him but please feel free to come anyways

Knuckles: Okay!

Herobrine: wait minute treid 2 bond ovr ryuko’s boobs???? that stuff is supossed 2 b parodey? lol

Annie: How did your spelling get 50x worse in the span of like 4 minutes

Herobrine: power of dy

Annie: Dyslexia

Herobine: Dat

Tsu: I enjoy that you called him “Minute.” Short and worthless.

Annie: Holy SHIT, Tsu going in For The KILL

NASA Hates Her!: Amen

Alien Queen: A Deity

Ryukin: Oi sparky, did you even sleep last night?

Herobrine: y es :) asbolotely

Alien Queen: hdhjdfjbbnvhsdf

Ryukin: Oh?

Herobrine: iM sORREY i lEIdddd ;O; I didnot

Ryukin: I figured. STOP FUCKING STAYING UP SO LATE.

Herobrine: o-k kachan :(

Spite: And here we see a mama Kacchan scolding its young

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: I know you're already seeing Hound but I was thinking, maybe I should ask him to check you for masochism.

Ryukin: DEKU YOU BETTER BE FUCKING READY TO PERISH

Spite: OH YOU KNOW I AM

Spite: TRY ME KACCHAN

Instant Coffee is now online.

Instant Coffee: and here we see a wild Bakguo agravated by an idiot vegetable.

Spite: HHBDJHNBDJHFB

Knuckles: Wait you were offline? I just thought you were lurking or something, like most of us!

Ryukin: OI EYEBAGS YOU’RE NEXT ON THE LIST

Instant Coffee: thank fuck.

Ryukin: Why are all of you idiots so quick to want to die? FUCKING FIGHT BACK, YOU IDIOTS

Spite: I’m GONNA

Ryukin: I FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE DIPSHIT

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Shinsou.

Instant Coffee: Eraserhead-sensei.

Spite: Bakugou* aggravated*

Instant Coffee: i’ll get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident

God Of Uno: hE MEMED!! a rare occurance

Spite: Everyone really said ‘Fuck Izuku’ today huh 

Ryukin: You’re the one calling yourself by your first name dickweed

Instant Coffee: yeah, soggy lettuce

Spite: I'm telling my mommy you called me a vegetable

Ryukin: Holy shit

Spite: >:(

Instant Coffee: Lettuce isn’t a vegetable it’s a leaf and if you’re talking about when I came online that is a VERY late reaction, wow

Instant Coffee: ah, @Eraserdad

Instant Coffee: I can’t tell if you said my name to get my attention or if you were being disappointed

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Both.

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: 35 screenshots have been taken of the old group chat, but I need you all to be quiet while I’m sending them so we don't get any interference.

[ROOFTOP TRIO + Tensei ig]

Precipitation: just thought about Howl, I think I am going to SCREAM who gave him the right to be SEXY??

Yell-ow: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

Yell-ow: He’s like… a walking mood ring

Yell-ow: And also he literally melted when faced with the smallest of hindrances THE FLAIR 

GottaFast: A drama KING. turned into a weird DEMON bird, too, that was just cool

Shouta: I liked the dog

Yell-ow: That's new? I didn't kow you liked dogs!

Shouta: No they're ugly but I liked Heen

Precipitation: Dogs can be cute but cats are better no lie

Cake: You’re going to eat those words just like you ate Hizashi’s ass Shouta DOGS ARE ADORABLE

Yell-ow: SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK wait hold on what

Precipitation: I’m sorry but we BOTH get to eat Hizashi’s ass NEMURI don’t exclude it to JUST shou >:O

Yell-ow: I did not consent to this

Yell-ow: Either way you are both WRONG I would be the one eating ass

Precipitation: Sure, Jan

GottaFast: I may have started the token gay but JESUS i just wanted to talk about HOWL being sexy calM DOWN THE ASS EATING

Shouta: Yes please. 

Cake: Howl is gorgeous but have you considered Kushana

Shouta: Hm.

GottaFast: Oh yes absolutely

Yell-ow: YES i gtg but I’M CONTINUING THIS CONVERSATION WHEN I GET BACK

Shouta: It’s 10pm where could you possibly be going this late

Yell-ow: The hero im interning under is an ass and makes us go on night patrols with him too >:’)

Yell-ow: Well no he’s cool but since he takes on so many interns we had to draw lots

Yell-ow: ANYWAYS BYE KEEP TALKING SO I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO READ WHEN I GET BACK

Precipitation: OK so we agree Howl is sexy. We agree Kushana is step-on-you gorgeous. 

Shouta: I did not agree but I guess I'm not a lesbian so I have no say

Cake: This is true

Precipitation: I’m not a lesbian :’)

Shouta: You are in spirit

GottaFast: Can I be a lesbian too

Shouta: You can be whatever you wanna be when you grow up

GottaFast: guess I never get to be a lesbian then :(((( my maturity stays here I can FEEL it

Precipitation: Imagine growing up lmao 

GottaFast: Gross, adulthood

Cake: Aw, Shouta, don’t be a  gatekeeper! immature dumbasses can be lesbians too!

Precipitation: ANYWAY I WASN’T DONE,

Precipitation: who here thinks Ashitaka and/or San should crush their skull in bcuz DAMN I’d let BOTH step on me 

Cake: god MOOD

Cake: He should NOT be allowed to wear clothes THAT REVEALING

GottaFast: Someone give Nemuri a mirror

Cake: EVEN I DON'T TAKE MY WHOLE SHIRT OFF. WHY IS HE JUST WEARING SLEEVES. WHY IS THAT AN OUTFIT I WANT TO WEAR,

GottaFast: I would if my parents wouldn't literally disown me

GottaFast: and if not them then my little brother jhfjhsdjfhksd,

Cake: LMAO nO I wanna keep babysitting him forever he’s so CUTE

Shouta: He looks like a goblin

GottaFast: hOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BBY BROTHER >:(

Shouta: He takes after you, what can I say?

GottaFast: wow I never thought I’d see a day where I would be the one disowning friends,

Shouta: Let’s just hope he doesn't take after you in personality too

Precipitation: Idk Shouchan I think I’d prefer a Tensei personality over that weird uncle that likes to hang out with Tenya :/

Shouta: I’m not a weird uncle

Shouta: I’ll get him a cat for his birthday then we’ll see who the weird uncle is

Precipitation: nONON SHOU I MEAN THE CREEPY BIOLOGICAL UNCLE

Precipitation: THE ONE THAT HAS THE FUCKING THRUSTER TOES,

Shouta: Oh.

GottaFast: Yeah nah you two are the Cat “Uncles” dw dw

Cake: Oh? What happened to “I’m disowning one of my friends?”

GottaFast: the only goblin feature Tenya has is his eyebrows and he Cannot fix Genes

Shouta: I hate to break it to you but razors exist

GottaFast: Are you implying you would have my tiny itty bitty baby brother’s eyebrows SHAVED OFF COMPLETELY

Shouta: Over your weird family’s eyebrows? Yes absolutely.

GottaFast: I’ll have you know the Iida family is PRESTIGED we SERVE THE COUNTRY 

Shouta: You’d be doing the country more of a service by ridding it of your eyebrows

Precipitation: Didn’t you mention the Iidas try not to wave around your wealth??

GottaFast: >:( Hey at least our eyebrows are Consistent and Not Disgusting

GottaFast: We don’t gotta fill our eyebrows in,

Shouta: First off,

Shouta: Fuck you

Cake: SHUT I WORK HARD ON MY EYEBROWS

Shouta: Oboro how does it feel being the only one with Decent natural eyebrows

Precipitation: My eyebrows are made of clouds.

Shouta: Ah.

Precipitation: ALSO they look like Zashi’s but like, less thin and more angry

Shouta: I’m sorry are we talking about the same Zashi here

Cake: He’s gonna come back from patrol to people shit-talking his eyebrows and I am HERE for it

GottaFast: OBORO IF ANYONE HERE HAS THIN EYEBROWS ITS NEMURI

Cake: HEY,

Cake: SHOUTA’S ARE ALMOST AS THIN AS MINE LEAVE ME BE

Shouta: That's when I don’t fill them in. You willingly have your eyebrows look like whiskers?

GottaFast: you assholes insult my brother and I’s arrow eyebrows when you barely even have fucking eyebrows in the first place,

Shouta: Once again I’d rather have no eyebrows than arrow eyebrows

Precipitation: I wonder if I could give my goggles… eyebrows… that would be fucking hilarious

---

Yell-ow: How come every time I leave you guys start insulting eachother’s eyebrows :( including mine!

Yell-ow: And also, how did you get from Ghibli to Eyebrows in the first place?

Yell-ow: Whatever I said I was continuing and I PLAN ON IT,

Yell-ow: ASBEL AND SHEETA, A COMPREHENSIVE ESSAY;

Yell-ow: They’re pretty and im bi, thank you for your time.

Precipitation: Dude Asbel and Sheeta are both Baby oh my god

Precipitation: no one you’re attracted…...

Shouta: It’s 3am go the fuck to sleep

Shouta: How does the school even let you stay out that long

Yell-ow: DOES IT MATTER?? ASBEL AND SHEETA, SHOUTA. ASBEL AND SHEETA.

Precipitation: YEA SHOU APPRECIATE THEM

Shouta: hello police can I report a noise complaint my two idiot friends wont stop yelling about fictional characters at three in the morning

Precipitation: we ain't scared o’ no cops

Shouta: hello nedzu?

Precipitation: a,

Yell-ow: H

Shouta: Yeah that’s what I thought, go to bed you dumbasses

[Class 2-A]

Spite: Okay before anything else,

Spite: Who’s uh

Spite: Precipitation/Oboro(?)

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: An old classmate of ours 

Spite: I’ve never heard of him, did he not go pro?

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: He didn't make it past U.A

Instant Coffee: oh

Knuckles: He got into ua and what, dropped out?? Why????

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: No he

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: We lost Shirakumo in our 2nd year, to a villain.

Ryukin: Damn, that’s. Fuck.

Spite: That… really puts things into perspective

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Just… enjoy the time you have with your friends. Let’s change the topic, I didn't mean to dampen the mood.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I do not look like a goblin!

[ADMIN] Sonci: He does not! And neither do I >:(

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Yes you do, both of you, because you look exactly the same

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: You will always look like a goblin to me, Iida (Yes, I mean both of you.)

NASA Hates Her!: this is slander against Iida-kun

Alien Queen: Okay but are they wrong?

Spite: This is it. This is what finally sparks the Class War.

Ryukin: He doesn’t look like a goblin… No,

Ryukin: He looks like an exit sign.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Bakugou-kun?

Ryukin: Lmao what?

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Fuck you

Ryukin: YOU READY TO GO, BITCH

Alien Queen: Oh my god Baku looks proud I’m in Awe

Spite: DAD HE SWORE

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Which dad

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Which dad

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Which dad

Spite: Midnight-sensei obviously

[ADMIN] Sonci: Nemuri is a single father confirmed

[ADMIN] Lebsians: 21 kids all for myself

Spite: 21? Please tell me you’re not including…. hi  m….

[ADMIN] Lebsians: What no

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Sushi!!

Instant Coffee: Kayama-sensei I Require Sustenance

[ADMIN] Lebsians: He's in the kitchen but if you EVER

[ADMIN] Lebsians: EVER,

[ADMIN] Lebsians: ‘NOM’ MY CAT AGAIN

[ADMIN] Lebsians: THEN I SWEAR TO YOU, SHINSOU HITOSHI THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

Instant Coffee: is soft. put on face bcuz soft. is simply the way of things

Instant Coffee: Sushi deserves everything in the entire world and who am I to deny him what he desires

ARMour: Hey, wait,

ARMour: Shinsou-kun, you’re not in the dorms,

ARMour: I had kinda just assumed you were with your parents or smthn but like. Are you at Kayama-sensei’s house???

Instant Coffee: Yep. it's a long story that i'm not going to tell you

Instant Coffee: Anyways why the hell would i willingly be with my mother when I could be in the dorms

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: ??? :(((

Instant Coffee: NO I DIDNT MEAN YOU IM SORRY I MEANT MY SHITSTAIN MOTHER 

NASA Hates Her!: Tea?

Alien Queen: Mic-sensei reacts to being called ‘my mother’ confirmed this is what i joined the gc for

Alien Queen: said it before i’ll say it again we STAN

Spite: Yes seconded

Instant Coffee: It’s a joke please dont do the Thing

Alien Queen: What ‘Thing’?

Instant Coffee: The Thing where you take stuff too far :/

Alien Queen: Uncalled for but fair

Alien Queen: And also you KNOW I will I dunno why you bother asking me not to????

Alien Queen: I Do Not Control The Thing

Instant Coffee: Cool no more daily cat pics for you ig

Alien Queen: FINE BY ME I CAN GET MY CAT PICS FROM GOOGLE.

Nausicaa: You won’t have any personal attachment to the kitties tho…. you won’t be able to easily demand that they get pets… :( 

Instant Coffee: Mothman is going to see a significant drop in pats and scritches and it’s your fault

Alien Queen: I HAVENT EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET :(((((

Ghosts: “Yet” being the keyword there. 

Alien Queen: SHHHSHSHHSHSHSHHSHSHSHS

NASA Hates Her!: Wait, Shinsou why are you so against us doing the “Thing” this time???

Instant Coffee: because of the fact you have to say “this time” at all, 

Alien Queen: Ya got us there no lie

Instant Coffee: And also like

Instant Coffee: Nunya

Shouto: Nunya?

Instant Coffee: Holy shit

Instant Coffee: Nunya business

Shouto: Oh.

Spite: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN

Spite: TODOROKI-KUN HAVE YOU HEARD OF UPDOG

Shouto: Pardon???

Alien Queen: Ohmygodohmyogd

Spider Swift: Y’know, updog

Shouto: No, you lost me

Alien Queen: AGHHH IT”S JUST

Alien Queen: UPDOG!!! Y’KNOW?????

Shouto: 

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: What’s updog?????

Spite: WHAT

Herobrine: oMGOMGOGMKDJHGKJD

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: You’re fucking kidding me

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: WHAT’S UPDOG??!??!?!?!?!

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Nothing much, wbu?

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: oh. 

Spite: There it is.

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

[ADMIN] Sonci: HOLY SHIT WHAT

[ADMIN] Sonci: I USED THAT ON EVERYONE HO

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Didn’t Oboro pull it on him too at some point? Hizashi do we need to get your memory checked??

[ADMIN] Sonci: HOW THE FU CK

Instant Coffee: cat update, Sushi is very happy. Also, Kayama-sensei is cackling in the kitchen. I’m relatively certain I heard her say she was going to tell “Fukukado and Ju-san”

[ADMIN] Lebsians: Shinsou you sNITCH hAHAHA

[ADMIN] Lebsians: I’m kidding im kidding I was actually planning to ridicule them on main

[ADMIN] Parental Mic: MEANIE

[ADMIN] Eraserdad: Oh? And why didn’t you do that immediately, hm? seems unlike you

[ADMIN] Lebsians: I Am Busy, Unlike You Dumb Gays

Spider Swift: wait wait am I missing something

[ADMIN] Sonci: X for doubt

Spider Swift: OK WAIT YOU ASSHOLES TALKED ABOUT KILL LA KILL WITHOUT ME >:O

Alien Queen: Sorry not Sorry Sero

Spider Swift: you MONSTERS I was doing HOMEWORK and you talk about Kill la Kill wIThoUT mE ;O;

Herobrine: woops i sould have told you bro

Spider Swift: yeah you SHOULD HAVE I’m oFFENDED

[Lebsians to Eraserdead]

Lebsians 

Shouta.

Eraserdead 

Hm?

Lebsians 

In case you haven’t already figured it out on your own, Shinsou is on my couch, playing with Sushi.

That’s already slightly alarming on it’s own, but I doubt you’ll like why he’s here in the first place.

Eraserdead

...Why is Hitoshi in your house.

Lebsians 

You know where I live, it’s not in the best area. Not even close to U.A.

Eraserdead 

I don’t like where this is going.

Lebsians 

He was walking down the street. None of his support gear; nothing but a half empty backpack and the clothes he was wearing.

Lebsians 

I asked him why he was out here, and all he said was “My mother lives nearby,” but when I offered to walk him home... 

he panicked, Shouta.

Eraserdead 

Fuck.

Does he have his phone on him?

Lebsians

No, he’s been texting the group chat through my toaster

Of course he has his phone.

Eraserdead 

What was in the bag, then?

Lebsians 

Essentials. Sample shampoo, one of those portable toothbrush and toothpaste set things, a plain shirt, sweatpants and socks.

He was filthy, though. I made him take a shower and he’s wearing one of my old sweaters and some fuzzy pajama pants I found while I wash all his clothes.

Eraserdead 

Right, thanks for letting me know. Keep me updated, alright?

Lebsians

Ofc. I’m making him something to eat right now.

I wouldn’t withhold information from you when it came to your pseudo-son, now would I?

[Eraserdead to Cryptid Of The Night]

Eraserdead

Shinsou?

Cryptid Of The Night

deja vu much

sorry, did you need something?

Eraserdead 

Just checking up. It’s been a while since I’ve seen you around the dorms

Cryptid Of The Night 

oh its

not a big deal

just trying to get used to uh

yknow, not depending on others and stuff

Eraserdead 

You’re sixteen.

Not to mention, probably the most responsible kid in 2-A.

Cryptid Of The Night 

i just needed some time away from the dorms

Eraserdead 

“Instant Coffee: Anyways why the hell would i willingly be with my mother when I could be in the dorms”

Cryptid Of The Night

can you just drop it already?

Please.

Eraserdead 

You know I can’t do that, Hitoshi. I’m your teacher and I’m worried about you.

Cryptid Of The Night 

using my first name isnt going to soften me up. ill be back in time for school so dont waste your time on me when youre supposed to be on patrol or smth

Eraserdead 

Right, okay. Just stay safe, then.

[Class 2-A]

Spite: No shut up I’M the green bean Tsu-chanis a littol pea

Tsu: Midoriya-chan, I am perfectly capable of damaging you beyond repair.

Tsu: If you compare me to a pea EVER AGAIN I can and will come for your life.

Spite: Okay so we can both be green beans

Tsu: Midoriya.

Spite: (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟAll hail the one and only green bean Tsu-chan (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

Ryukin: Nah, both of you are that one cucumber from that american religious cartoon about vegetables or whatever

NASA Hates Her!: Bakugou out here with the Hot Takes, wOW

Spider Swift: Baku is just pretending he hasn’t already been named a pineapple

Ryukin: A PINEAPPLE IS BETTER THAN A FUCKING CAULIFLOWER AT LEAST

Ghosts: Pineapples are badass. Eating one is a battle of which acid will destroy the other first.

Spite: Stinky Kacchan. Durian.

Herobrine: DARION?? whO?

Spite: n… no….

Ryukin: Oi, Sparky, get your ass over here. I need to install something on your shitty phone.

Herobrine: a okAy

Herobrine: oH WHAT THIS IS SO COOL??? THANKS KACCHAN

Ravioli Monster: Durian isn’t that bad, but I think Bakugou is more pineapple, too. Definitely that acid vibe.

Ryukin: I was getting tired of you misspelling every word.

God Of Uno: Awwwwwww, Bakugou is being a sweetheart~!

Ryukin: SHUT THE UP YOUR FUCK YOU SHITTY EXTRA

Herobrine: I am Touched UWU

Instant Coffee: how do i get blood out from under my nails

Instant Coffee: oh this isnt google

God Of Uno: I just pick it out with my other nails

Instant Coffee: how does that work nobody can see you anyways

NASA Hates Her!: I use a brush made for nails! You’re at Kayama-sensei’s house, right? She might have one of those!

Ryukin: i just use my teeth

God Of Uno: EW??? BAKUGOU   E W ??????? 

Sparkles, Bitch: Your Poor Nails!! 

Ryukin: It’s fucking effective. fuck off my nails are gorgeous

Ryukin: I don’t chew on them, dipshits

Spite: imagine not having anxiety

Spite: lololol

Annie: “lololol” in this chat ever again and I Will send Botmight on your ass

Spite: I thought cringe culture was cancelled :(

Tsu: He deserves the BM Ban he called me a pea

Annie: BM Ban 

NASA Hates Her!: BM ban

Ryukin: BM ban

BotMight: BM ban <member>

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

BotMight: BM ban <member>

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

BotMight: BM ban <member>

BotMight: Please specify which member you would like to ban.

Spite: KACCHAN WHAT’D I DO TO YOU??

Ryukin: Exist

Spite: Understandable

NASA Hates Her!: Wait no

God Of Uno: Mido one day we are discussing your concerning lack of self-love :(

Alien Queen: We all need to have a “LOVE YOURSELF BITCH” Convention.

Alien Queen: @Sparkles, Bitch Hey we need to plan that!!!

Sparkles, Bitch: Oh Fuck Yes~!

Spite: Can it be on the same day as Ghibli Night?

Literally God: I feel as if Self-Care Day should be an after-school activity, as something we do every other day or so!

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I approve of Self-Care Day, not that it needs my approval!

Spite: Iida-kuuuun teach us your OJ recipe >:000

[ADMIM] Ingenium: ...It’s just oranges.

Ryukin: Oi, Knockoff Sonic. Does the orange have to be juiced or not for it to work as fuel.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: I suppose not, seeing as I’m getting the nutrients from it either way.

[ADMIN] Ingenium: Although it is simpler to drink a gallon of orange juice rather than eat 5 kilograms of oranges.

God Of Uno: a gALLON?!

Alien Queen: FIVE  K I L OGR A MS ????

Spite: THAT… CANNOT BE HEALTHY

[ADMIN] Ingenium: My quirk calls for a lot of fuel at times, and my body has never rejected the oranges in any way. It works therefore I am sticking to it!

Ryukin: Good to know.

Shouto: Wait I’m still confused

Shouto: What’s updog?