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Shigeo Kageyama has created New Chat
Shigeo Kageyama has added Takane Tsubomi to New Chat
Takane Tsubomi: o shit waddup
Shigeo Kageyama: hey!
Takane Tsubomi: hey! owo
Takane Tsubomi: yo what's this about my guy
Shigeo Kageyama: i just figured this would be more convenient then calling
Shigeo Kageyama: since you can respond whenever
Takane Tsubomi: cool cool
Takane Tsubomi: so where's the rest of the party?
Shigeo Kageyama: ??
Takane Tsubomi: mob!!!! You can't have a chat with just 2 people!
Shigeo Kageyama: oh
Takane Tsubomi: ajshsvsvsvs it's cool
Takane Tsubomi: do you have anybody you'd like to add?
Shigeo Kageyama: um
Takane Kageyama: ok gimmee admin privileges
Shigeo Kageyama has granted Takane Tsubomi admin privileges
Takane Tsubomi: sick
Takane Tsubomi has added Tome Kurata to New Chat
Tome Kurata: my love!!
Takane Tsubomi: 💘 ❤ 💕💖💓💞💗💋❤💗💖💘💞💓💋💖💗💞💕💞💓💗💋💖💞💓💞💕❤💕💞💕💗
Shigeo Kageyama: °>°
Tome Kurata: oh hey mob
Shigeo Kageyama: hi tome
Takane Tsubomi: ok ur turn mob
Shigeo Kageyama: oh! Ok
Shigeo Kageyama has added Ritsu Kageyama and 2 others to New Chat
Ritsu Kageyama: what the fuck
Teruki Hanazawa: woah! Language
Ritsu Kageyama: i'm rude now
Shou Suzuki: lol what is this
Shigeo Kageyama has granted Ritsu Kageyama admin privileges
Shigeo Kageyama: chat
Shou Suzuki: well no shit
Takane Tsubomi: mob!
Shigeo Kageyama: ????
Takane Tsubomi: you can't just add a bunch of boys
Takane Tsubomi: give us lesbians something to work with
Shigeo Kageyama: oh. Sorry
Shigeo Kageyama has added Ichi Mezato and 2 others to New Chat
Emi: owo what's this
Minori Asagiri: ???
Ritsu Kageyama: mind if i add my friends
Shou Suzuki: but i'm your only friend?
Ritsu Kageyama: shut up
Takane Tsubomi: go for it
Ritsu Kageyama has added Takeshi Hoshino and 4 others to New Chat
Rei Kurosaki: oh! Hey ritsu! What's up?
Asahi Go: DUDE WTF IS UP ITS BEEN FOREVER
Ritsu Kageyama: i've been busy
Kaito Shiratori: sure
Daichi Shiratori: i don't need to be a telepath to sense your bullshit
Takane Tsubomi: fucking nice
Takane Tsubomi: anybody else we can add?
Shigeo Kageyama has added Arataka Reigen and 1 others to New Chat
Tome Kurata: haha fucking loser
Arataka Reigen: excuse me?
Katsuya Serizawa: that's no way to speak to your father
Tome Kurata: HE'S NOT MY FUCKING DAD
Arataka Reigen: use language like that again and you're grounded
Tome Kurata: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD
Tome Kurata: SHIT
Arataka Reigen: grounded
Teruki Hanazawa: god i wish that were me
Emi: grounded?
Teruki Hanazawa: no
Teruki Hanazawa: with a parent that cared about me enough to ground me
Arataka Reigen:
Arataka Reigen: ok i'm ur dad now
Teruki Hanazawa: w
Ichi Mezato: WAIT UR THE GUY FROM THE MEMES
Ichi Mezato: CAN I HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH YOU
Ichi Mezato: "supposed psychic exposed for fraud" would look great on the school headlines
Arataka Reigen: no
Takane Tsubomi has kicked Arataka Reigen from New Chat
Takane Tsubomi: vibe check!
Shigeo Kaegyama: tsubomi wtf
Takane Tsubomi: he can come back when he agrees to give ichi her interview uwu
Tome Kurata: takane tsubomi… protector of all gurls…
Shigeo Kageyama has added Arataka Reigen to New Chat
Arataka Reigen: you do realize that we r adults with jobs right
Arataka Reigen: why r u so insistent on keeping us here
Shigeo Kageyama: idk
Katsuya Serizcawa: i don't know i think it's kind of fun
Rei Kurosaki: Fellas
Ritsu Kageyama: yee
Rei Kurosaki had changed their name to open your third eye
open your third eye: can't have a proper chat without delightful meme names
Takane Tsubomi: O TEA SISTER
Takane Tsubomi has changed their name to sapphire
sapphire had changed Tome Kurata 's name to ruby
Minori Asagiri: gemstones?
Katsuya Serizawa: like the pokemon games?
Emi: land of the lustrous?
sapphire: wh
sapphire: no
sapphire: are yall effing idiots
ruby: LIKE GARNET YOU FOOLS
Kaito Shiratori: not seeing the correlation
Daichi Shiratori: correlation no causation
Kaito Shiratori: eyyy
Daichi Shiratori: eyyy
ruby: HAVE YOU GUYS SRSLY NEVER WATCHED SU
Ritsu Kageyama: I HAVE
Ritsu Kageyama: LIKE I'M NOT STRAIGHT BUT I WOULD DIE FOR LAPIS
sapphire: oh mood but i am gay haha
Takeshi Hoshino: we get it… ur a lesbian
Shou Suzuki: ritsu made me watch that with him
Shou Suzuki: i like rose
ruby: took you as more of an amethyst guy myself
Shou Suzuki: that's what ritsu said 2
open your third eye: yall are getting off topic~
sapphire: SHIT U RIGHT
Arataka Reigen: could you kids watch your language
sapphire has changed Arataka Reigen 's name to uh-oh stinky
Ritsu Kageyama: ur doing amazing sweetie
uh-oh stinky: all of yalls. All of yalls grounded
sapphire: UR NOT MY MOMS
sapphire: anyways if you don't like it change it yourself coward
Katsuya Serizawa: stop being mean to my husband
Shou Suzuki: you aint married
Katsuya Serizawa: not yet
open your third eye has changed Kaito Shiratori 's name to minecraft
open your third eye has changed Daichi Shiratori 's name to not minecraft
open your third eye has changed Tokeshi Hoshino ’s name to spoon bender
open your third eye has changed Asahi Go ’s name to zuko
minecraft: thank
not minecraft: YOU FOOL
not minecraft has changed not minecraft ’s name to roblox
open your third eye: O SHIT
open your third eye: you literally opened my third eye right there
roblox: ur welcome
zuko: my pyrokinesis is way better than zuko’s
spoon bender: uh huh
zuko: well i’ve never burned my damn EYE off
open your third eye: sweetheart
open your third eye: his dad did that
zuko: oh
Shou Suzuki has changed Shou Suzuki ’s name to zuko also
zuko also: get it
zuko also: cause my dad’s a piece of shit
zuko has changed zuko also ’s name to lancer deltarune
zuko: don’t steal my vibes
uh-oh stinky: are you sure you don’t need a therapist
lancer deltarune: FOR THE LAST TIME I DON’T WANT A FUCKING THERAPIST
Katsuya Serizawa: want and need are 2 very different things
lancer deltarune has changed Katsuya Serizawa’s name to overbearing father
lancer deltarune: could you just leave me alone
overbearing father: we’re discussing this later
lancer deltarune: imagine i’m flipping you off through the screen
Ritsu Kageyama: OKAY
Ritsu Kageyama has changed Shigeo Kageyama ’s name to one punch man
one punch man: i like that anime (:
Ritsu Kageyama: yeah
Ritsu Kageyama has changed Teruki Hanazawa ’s name to haystack
haystack: you know what
haystack: i fucking rocked that wig
haystack: you guys are just mean
haystack: and have terrible taste in clothes
Ritsu Kageyama: YOU LOOK LIKE A 3YEAR OLD DRESSES YOU
Ritsu Kageyama: OPEN UR EYES TO THE TRUTH
haystack has changed Ritsu Kageyama ’s name to fuck you
fuck you: i embrace this name
fuck you: <<me @ everybody here
fuck you: except niisan
Emi: wrow
fuck you: AND YOU EMI I FORGOT U WERE HERE
one punch man: you know her?
Emi: we write cardcaptor sakura fic together
haystack: YOU WHAT
lancer deltarune: LKFANlgdjnajoeiglj
fuck you: <<<<
Emi has changed Emi ’s name to shintodobakudeku
Ichi Mezato: no offense but bakudeku fucking sucks
lancer deltarune: oh truth
Minori Asagiri: HEY BAKUDEKU IS VALID
ruby: WE WILL NOT HAVE BAKUDEKU DISCOURSE IN OUR GOOD CHRISTIAN CHAT
ruby: godamn
Ichi Mezato: rlly went full ruby on us there huh
shintodobakudeku has changed Ichi Mezato ’s name to nancy drew
shintodobakudeku: who’s left on the chopping block
Minori Asagiri: give me a fun name
shintodobakudeku has changed Minori Asagiri ’s name to fun name
fun name: i wish i was fucking dead
uh-oh stinky:
everybody here needs to go to group therapy jesus christ