Humanaaa
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Cellbit é um caçador de monstros.
Isso quer dizer: ele é um teórico da conspiração tentando provar a existência do sobrenatural. Seu projeto atual é o seguinte: lobisomens. Lobisomens estão na floresta, e ninguém se importa exceto ele... e exceto um cara que ele conheceu no seu clube do livro uma semana.
Acontece que esse tal de Roier sabe muito sobre o sobrenatural, também. Ele diz que é um especialista em lobisomens, e quem é Cellbit para olhar os dentes do lobo dado?
Ou: Uma comédia romântica de lobisomens anti-Crepúsculo estrelando um ex-presidiário e um cara que definitivamente não é um furry.
(Tradução de Breaking Dawn. Veja o blog da criadora original da fanfic aqui! Se você gostou dessa obra, aqui tem outras fanfics escritas por ela.
Esta é apenas uma tradução, nós não temos nenhum crédito relacionado a criação da história!)
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A vida comum de Roier muda depois de ser picado por uma aranha radioativa. Enquanto ele se bate com a tristeza da pré-graduação e assume a responsabilidade de se tornar super-herói, ele aprende que não pode deixar suas emoções transparecerem e que não se deve confiar facilmente na maioria das pessoas.
Oh, e tem aquele misterioso Black Cat também.
(Tradução de Along Came a Spider! Veja a fanfic original aqui!
Essa é só uma tradução, não tenho nenhum crédito relacionado à criação da fanfic original!)
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Cellbit acorda, sentindo uma luz forte contra seus olhos. Ele descobre que está em outro mundo, agora sua missão é fugir do Reino das Fadas. Pelo menos o chefe da cozinha do castelo, Roier, que definitivamente não é o príncipe, vai ajudar ele.
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Cellbit and Roier, Ordo agents, receive a mission to investigate a house in the city
(Spiderbit Theme Week Day Five: Ordem Paranormal / Dancing)
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- Part 5 of Spiderbit Theme Week 2023
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Cellbit is currently wearing dog ears, wondering how did this happen. Roier is wearing fake teeth, and it's uncomfortable. They share their suffering.
(Spiderbit Theme Week Day Four: Vampires | Kiss)
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- Part 4 of Spiderbit Theme Week 2023
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Selfishly, he imagines Till’s voice, gentle as it whispers into his ear.
‘I love you, Ivan.’
He cannot bear the sound, and tears pour unfalteringly from his eyes like shooting stars. Ivan wishes he were normal. Human. Loveable. Capable of love.
OR Ivan's Ivanism and Till's feelings
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31 Dec 2025
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“I doubt that so much is written about the mystery of love for it to be as simple as that.” Ivan adjusts how he’s sitting to get a little closer to Till, so that they’re less across from one another and more side-by-side. Till doesn't shift away. “I’d say it’s human to want to be taken care of.”
“Fuck if I know,” Till sighs. “Fuck. If. I. Know.”
“Thankfully, life is about finding the answers, not having them.” Ivan shifts so that their shoulders touch, one of the plastic leaves catching on his cat-ear headband.
(Or: Present-day Chicago, teeming with werewolves and vampires alike. Till, a werewolf, finds a very unlikely friend in Ivan, a vampire.)
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10 Dec 2025
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Sometimes Till smiles when Ivan acts out. Sometimes Till pats his shoulder instead of punching it. Sometimess Till looks at him even when Mizi's there. Ivan's a greedy, greedy dog so he takes whatever he's given, even if it's bits of food scraped out of a gutter.
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Ivan realises he needs to understand what love is before he labels his feelings for Till. Till realizes maybe he should look beyond what Ivan says. Mizi and Sua are really gay together. Everything relates to everything else.
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- Part 1 of Bones and All
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19 Oct 2025
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Cell considered. The last time he worked together with someone they betrayed him and left him to die on an island in the middle of the ocean. He didn't really have the best history of partnerships, especially those that began through circumstances such as this one in which both parties are a bit desperate to get out of the situation they are in. Still, Roier seemed quite unstable to be rejected - at least while Cell was still weak - and there were other factors that supported him in his proposal.
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f!Cell is in Mexico after escaping from Alcatraz and he runs into a very unstable and hurt c!Roier, they decide to stick around each other for a while.Bookmarked by Humanaaa
27 Mar 2024
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There are strict protocols to this, requirements and rules set in place for good reason. Cellbit wonders for a moment if Roier has actually read the contract he sent over in full. He really hopes he has, otherwise this whole thing will have been a big waste of time.
One of the clauses states very clearly, they’re not supposed to talk business until the main course is served. That gives Cellbit enough time to look around and make sure no one’s listening in until he makes himself at ease. He has more ambitions in life than being locked up for cybercrime, thank you very much.
(cellbit is a hacker, kind-of-not-really. a charming new client brings in a new angle to everything.)
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- Part 1 of non-compliance
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17 Mar 2024