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"Hey, you want to know something?"
Erik looked up slightly, fine-boned eyebrows creasing ever so slightly. Was Charles Xavier about to say something stupid and pretend it was smart? He knew him pretty well by now, or so he liked to think, so he was gonna guess yes. "What?"
"What do a magnet and I have in common?"
"Wow," Erik started to get up with an eye roll. "I can't believe--"
"I'm serious!" Charles put up his hands. "Humor me. Please."
"Okay. Fine." He could never say no to him. "What do you have in common with a magnet."
"...we're both attracted to you."
Wow. Erik didn't even smile. It was just bad.