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    “Did you really just make a sex joke?” he asks incredulously. “About meatballs? In an IKEA?”

    “Oh sure,” she scoffs, “Mister high and mighty. Like you’ve never made a sex joke in a retail store.”

    “I have never made a sex joke in a retail store.”

    “Well, everybody has their faults.” She pats his hand soothingly. “I love you anyway.”

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    Rey and Ben go to IKEA.

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