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[sunday - 8:22am]
yeoreum: where the fuck is dayoung she flushed my toothbrush down the toilet
sojung: LANGUAGE
yeoreum: where the FUCK is dayoung she FUCKING flushed my toothbrush down the toilet
juyeon: HDHAHBA
luda: good morning to you too??? cjjsjs
yeoreum: i s2g juyeon if you helped her im murdering you in your sleep
sojung: children,, let’s not start some violence
sojung: also luda wdym good morning i swear you were playing overwatch all night
luda: i took a break
sojung: when
luda: a bathroom break
luda: like….. 2 minutes ago
luda: btw im pretty sure dayoung left to go grocery shopping idk
yeoreum: thaT BITCH
sojung: LANGUAGE
yeoreum: thaT [redacted]
juyeon: omg i didnt help her i was SLEEPING
juyeon: i just thought it was really funny
yeoreum: ok i believe you
luda: djnsjs
yeoreum: what
luda: nothing
yeoreum there’s always something
yeoreum: luda unnie seems innocent and cute on the outside but she’s a real snake
luda: i am OFFENDED
luda: i feel so attacked rn
jiyeon: uh good morning i'm backreading and... @yeoreum how do you know dayoung did it
yeoreum: are you saying you know something that i dont
jiyeon: what
yeoreum: that you CONSPIRED with her
jiyeon: ok NO i didn't
jiyeon: you really need to stop watching so many conspiracy videos with xuanyi and luda they’re not good for you
luda: that’s not…. that’s not what conspiracy videos are about JCNSJS
yeoreum: then WHAT
jiyeon: you could have dropped it and flushed it?? did you see her do it with your own eyes?? how tf do you know it was FLUSHED
yeoreum: IT’S CLOGGING THE TOILET UNNIE
luda: i JUST FUCKING CHOKED
juyeon: SHE’S NOT LYING SHE REALLY DID LMAOOOO
juyeon: SHE JUST CHOKED ON HER NOODLES I CANT STOP LAGUHING
soobin: wait why did luda almost die
soobin: wait
soobin: oH TOILET UNNIE FJSJJSJS
soobin: THIS IS THE BEST THING I WOKE UP TO
juyeon: i can hear soobin cackling from her room she’s so LOUD
jiyeon: wait what what’s so funny idgi
soobin: YAOOOAFOAGH
soobin: she just called u the toilet unnie
soobin: u r : The Toilet Unnie
jiyeon: ……
jiyeon: that is NOT funny lee. yeo. reum.
yeoreum: YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY
juyeon: HEY TOILET UNNIE
juyeon: WHAT DID ONE TOILET SAY TO THE OTHER
juyeon: YOU LOOK A BIT FLUSHED
luda: I LOVE YOU TOILET UNNIE
luda: we’ve been through so much shit together
yeoreum: omg
soobin: JFJSJA
soobin: im soobinbg
soobin: soBBING
jiyeon: icb this SLANDER
jiyeon: i come in here to make peace and this is how i get treated
jiyeon: count your days lee yeoreum :)
luda: toilet unnie is my favorite unnie
sojung: what the honest fuck is happening
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[sunday - 12:17pm]
yeonjung: uh im at the dance studio
yeonjung: and i just heard dayoung scream through the hallway and lock herself in one of the practice rooms
yeonjung: does anyone know what that’s all about
meiqi: read above
yeonjung: it’s too long <:(
meiqi: basically yeoreum thinks dayoung flushed her toothbrush down the toilet
yeoreum: BECAUSE SHE FUCKING DID
yeoreum: WHY ELSE WOULD SHE RUN AWAY SCREAMING
meiqi: because you’re trying to throw apples at her??
meiqi: please dont we need that to EAT
yeoreum: dont worry im just using them to scare her
yeonjung: meiqi unnie, are you coming to dance practice with me :(
meiqi: yes girlie im coming up i got us drinks
yeonjung: :D
sojung: can yall like…. calm down
sojung: it’s not even 6 yet
sojung: which is usually when yall get REALLY wild
dayoung: weLL FIRST OF ALL
dayoung: TELL YEOREUM TO STOP ATTACKING ME
dayoung: I DIDNT DO IT
yeoreum: then who did??
dayoung: NOT ME I SWEAR
sojung: lee yeoreum, please leave dayoung alone
sojung: im dayoung, please admit that you did it and let bygones be bygones
dayoung: but!! i!! didnt!! do it!!
dawon: uh
dawon: this is embarrassing but
dawon: i might have
dawon: knocked it into the toilet
dawon: without knowing
dawon: and flushed it
dawon: because i panicked and didn't know what to do
dayoung: i just heard yeoreum gasp the loudest gasp ever
juyeon: omg
juyeon: this is…. a shocker
luda: i like how her initial reaction was to like.... not get it out of the toilet
dawon: i MEAN
dawon: would she even wanna use it right after?
dawon: i'm not cruel i wouldn't just put it back and not say anything about it :((
yeoreum: i cant believe,,, this treachery,,,
dawon: i’m sorry yeoreumie :(( i’ll get you a new one, i promise 😭🙏
yeoreum: we are NOT on speaking terms
yeoreum: jk please get me a pink one with cute little dogs on it
dawon: ok <3 i'll get it after my vocal lesson, you wanna come with me?
yeoreum: will you also get me a strawberry banana smoothie? :D
dawon: if i have extra change
yeoreum: OKAY!!
dayoung: that deescalated quickly
meiqi: tbh can anyone stay mad at dawon unnie
meiqi: i could throw away her favorite plushie and SHE’D say sorry for taking up space in the house
dawon: please don’t ever throw away my favorite plushies :((
dayoung: dawon unnie is like a giant walking uwu
dayoung: so soft and gentle… like a warm childhood teddy bear
dayoung: bye i just uwued while thinking about her
meiqi: mood
dayoung: btw can i come out now is yeoreum GONE
yeoreum: i been gone bITCH !
dayoung: why are you always so mean to me
dayoung: let me live in PEACE
yeoreum: well if you didnt always point a knife at me whenever you cooked i wouldnt call you names
dayoung: that was ONE TIME! i just so happened to have a knife in my hands when you spilled sprite and cheetos all over the floor
yeoreum: well…….. still
((private message with yeoreum and dayoung))
[sunday - 2:02pm]
yeoreum: dayoungie :(( im sorry i accused you of flushing my toothbrush. and im sorry for threatening you with the apples, that was uncalled for.
dayoung: oH. and she SPEAKS !
yeoreum: SHUT!!! i’m being nice to you >:|
dayoung: well. apology ,, sorta accepted. i didn’t like being accused of something i didn’t do, you know?
yeoreum: im really sorry :( pls forgive me 🥺 ill make you carrot cakes <3
dayoung: GASP
yeoreum: yeah, your favorite :)))
dayoung: i’ll have you know that my love CANNOT be bought !
yeoreum: :((((((
dayoung: but,,, for you,,, mayHAPS an exception can be made
yeoreum: so yeS???
dayoung: yes mAAM ily okay? how can i not ur my sweetest bb ❤️
yeoreum: uHHHHH grOSS i take it back
dayoung: WHAT NOOOOOOO comEB Ack
dayoung: did my declaration of love scare you
yeoreum: … yes
dayoung: well get used to it 😤
yeoreum: .. fine
dayoung: :D
dayoung: wanna go home together after practice?
yeoreum: oh i want to but i cant… im going with dawon unnie to the store and then to jamba juice
dayoung: aw shucks :( next time then, k?
yeoreum: heck yea