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7:38 am
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redrabbit69: U guys
redrabbit69: We have
henry-styles: Money, hopefully.
double trouble 1: say no homework
double trouble 2: say dinner on friday
ginger spice!: stds lmaoofsbxnznclpsgfj
redrabbit69: No
redrabbit69: That is gay
redrabbit69: francie Boy
ginger spice!: its supposed 2 be bunny my buddy
double trouble 1: omg stop you’re scaring him
ginger spice!: wtf HOW
ginger spice!: i just insinuated we all collectively as a whole have stds thats squad goals
redrabbit69: We have a person
double trouble 2: ok redrabbit69
redrabbit69: To add
redrabbit69: To the group chat
ginger spice!: WHQT TH EJ RUFKS
redrabbit69: Go rufks your own rufks you carrot top Slut
ginger spice!: LIETSRWLLT WHAT HAVEG I DONE TO U BESJFED MAKE OUT SIRH OR HR BROTHER
redrabbit69: Well u mad out with My brother
ginger spice!: LMDGGDJJSJJSBSHA UR FUCKFJF WELFOFOCME
double trouble 2: omg shut up who tf do you want to add to the group chat ?
henry-styles: I have a guess.
double trouble 1: don’t leave us in the dark ??
henry-styles: You do know that boy who is supposed to be added to our class with Julian?
ginger spice!: ISNTB HE LLIKE N.AMED AFTER PAPERA NDDICKS
double trouble 2: LMAO WHAT
henry-styles: You dumb fucking bitch, his name is Richard Papen.
ginger spice!: i said what i said <3
redrabbit69: Can we add him
ginger spice!: NO??????
ginger spice!: NO NO NO NO NO
ginger spice!: NO THX
ginger spice!: NO
ginger spice!: NO ? ??
double trouble 1: uwu sure !
ginger spice!: NO SIR
ginger spice!: NO O OOOOJJOJHH
double trouble 2: go ahead !!
ginger spice!: NO DODNT U FGUCKINF DARE
redrabbit69: Ok why not
ginger spice!: BECAISS NO??????
henry-styles: I don’t see any harm in it.
redrabbit69: Four out of five I am adding him
ginger spice!: NJO U TICKEIN ARENG???
redrabbit69: Well if henry Charles and camila say yes and i do To then four out of 5 so
ginger spice!: THE TWINDS S SY UWU THEIR OPUNUOBDBARENT SVLFI
henry-styles: Did you have a stroke there?
ginger spice!: DHE TWISN SY USU THEIR OPUNDUOND ATEJT VAKID
double trouble 2: i believe in you bby !!
ginger spice!: THE TWINS SSY UWU TTHEIR OPINIPONSD ARWNR VALI D
redrabbit69: Lol me after I get good head
double trouble 1: you can do it francis you’ll get through this
double trouble 1: what
double trouble 2: thank you bunny very cool
ginger spice!: THE TWINSS SAY UWU THEIR OPINIONS ARENT VALID
double trouble 1: OH
double trouble 2: LMAO IT B LIKE THAT SOMETIMES
double trouble 2: francis abernathy is twinphobic: a thread
redrabbit69: Idk what uwu mean’s
ginger spice!: uwu = like ,, weeb shit
double trouble 2: charles n i are not weebs but go off i guess
ginger spice!: charles is
ginger spice!: ur not <3
double trouble 2: uwu !!!!! thx <3
ginger spice!: SSSSTOP
double trouble 1: uwu why :3
ginger spice!: CUT MIT OUTV! !.!!!!
henry-styles: Uwu.
ginger spice!: FUCK U HARRJN POTTER KINNIE ASS WHORE
ginger spice!: U DID IT WRONG BUT I STILL FEEL LIKEE IVE BEEN GUCKINGHATE CRRIMED
henry-styles: Good.
double trouble 1: dats not vewy uwu of u henwy :3
henry-styles: Blocked.
double trouble 2: uwu oh nooooo uwu dowt bwock us mistew henwy òwó oh no …...
redrabbit69: UWU xD
ginger spice!: LITERALLY WHAAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS
redrabbit69: Make out with my Brother
henry-styles: You don’t capitalise or use proper grammar.
double trouble 1: like minion memes
double trouble 2: you did nothing bro
double trouble 2: fucking STUPID NERD WHORES ……. leave my best fiend alone !!!!!!
double trouble 1: fiend
double trouble 2: i hope you enjoy the glitter glue in your cereal tomorrow
ginger spice!: i love: camilla
double trouble 2: uwu love you too :<3
ginger spice!: thats IT
ginger spice!: i will literally cry dont snap back dont hmu logging off for tonight
double trouble 2: noooooo francis don’t cry ur so sexy ahahahaha
henry-styles: That’s Bunny’s line.
redrabbit69: That is my Line but I am not gay
double trouble 2: ok bun
double trouble 1: ok bun
double trouble 2: omg bundt cake
ginger spice!: god i want a bundt cake so badly
double trouble 2: SHIT MOOD
henry-styles: They are quite good.
ginger spice!: yall ever just feel .. horny . for food
ginger spice!: like …….,,, jfc . Wnana Devour . Wannab ….. Devour Budbdt Cak
ginger spice!: ill eat the bundt cake likk.e i e at ass ;-)
double trouble 2: WHY DOES RHE BITCH HAVE A NOSE
ginger spice!: IM GONNA NUKE U . SHUTTH E TUCK UP
redrabbit69: Girl ass right ?
ginger spice!: okay bun
double trouble 2: LMAO NOBODY TELL HIM
redrabbit69: What
ginger spice!: nothing
double trouble 1: nothing
henry-styles: Nothing.
redrabbit69: Oh OK
double trouble 1: n e whom …… !
double trouble 1: guys can we get bundt cake after class today :((( !
ginger spice!: yes!!!!
double trouble 2: oh HELL YES
ginger spice!: chocolate or im blocking all of u nd running away to the woods 4ever nd falling in love w a cool sexy punk man named geoffrey who has also suffered as i have (+ wears leather jackets) nd then MARRYING my beloved geff nd not inviting a SINGLE ONE OF U to our wedding at which LADY GAGA will perform nd we will have GOURMET CHOCOLATE CAKE
henry-styles: Sure. I don’t mind which flavour, but chocolate would be preferable.
ginger spice!: chocolate is the only FUCKINFG option …….. angry face .!.!.!!!!!
double trouble 1: chocolate >>>
ginger spice!: YES YES YES UES YES YESY ES
double trouble 2: HONESTLY !
double trouble 1: so like … yes bundt cake ?
ginger spice!: FUDCJH YESSSSSS
double trouble 2: YA !! who’s driving tho
henry-styles: I will.
ginger spice!: KING NATION!!!!!! CANT BBELEIEV THE HARRY POTTER LOOKIN ASS COULD HAVE BEEN TRJE SAVIOOYR ALL ALSONG <3
redrabbit69: Can we add Richard
ginger spice!: bunny …. we r literally getting CHOCOLATE BUNDT CAKE TODAY and THSI is what u say???!!!? dïśgæštüñg .
redrabbit69: Can we
ginger spice!: NO
double trouble 1: he doesn’t seem that bad???
ginger spice!: i dont care if dick paper is a literal god or the antichrist or a loona stan hes NOT allowed in our inner circle now nd he never will be
double trouble 2: ok to be fair this isn’t inner circle it’s just a groupchat
double trouble 1: he doesn’t have to be inner circle!!!!
double trouble 1: we can just add him to chat nothing terrible could happen ?? he’s in our class anyway ??
ginger spice!: does ricotta paramilitaries stan loona
double trouble 1: uh
double trouble 2: prolly not
ginger spice!: then hes not interacting with us lets kill the bastard man
double trouble 1: NOOOOO
double trouble 1: HIS HAIR LOOKS SOFT DONT KILL HIM
double trouble 2: noooooo richard don’t get killed by fancis ur hair is so soft ahahahaha
double trouble 1: FANCIS
double trouble 2: FUCK
ginger spice!: the DISTRTEDPECY ,,
ginger spice!: after all the hugs ive given u ,, after all the music recommendations ive sent u ,, after all the cakes ive baked with u ,, THIS is how u repay me????
double trouble 2: i would NEVER do this 2 you i’m so sorry forgive me my beloved carrot top
redrabbit69: Ha fancis
double trouble 1: bunny stop this is cinematic excellence
ginger spice!: hhrrrggggg ……..
ginger spice!: on jah? on jah ull never do this to me again? ull never betray me on jah?
double trouble 2: on JOE
ginger spice!: cotton eyed joe????
double trouble 2: where did you come from where did you go
ginger spice!: where did u come from cotton eyed joe ….
double trouble 2: jah(oe)
henry-styles: Jah is a hoe.
double trouble 2: yes
redrabbit69: Don t make fun of jah he was a musicall Legend and his song’s were deep and meningful .. Rip X…
double trouble 2: ok redrabbit69 ! :)
redrabbit69: Y.es … thats is me. Am redrabbit69
double trouble 1: ok
double trouble 2: ok
redrabbit69 added papencuts to the chat!
ginger spice!: BITJC
ginger spice!: WWTF SOS TSHSI SHSUSIT
double trouble 2: WHY DID YOY DO THAT OUT OF NOWHERE IM SCREAMING
ginger spice!: I FFUCKCINTN HAATE TALL !!! I HATTEEEE YALLLLL
double trouble 2: BUN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LMFAOOO
henry-styles: OK. Lol.
ginger spice!: WNGGGKDKGKGSKGAAKGA
ginger spice!: RERRWWRQRQRWEHEJ
double trouble 1: hi richard! if you’re richard lol! sorry about them ahaha :)
7:46
LANA CONCERT BITCHES !!!! XO
double trouble 2: “:)” question ! is charles: a) fake, b) a whore, c) a fake whore, or d) a whorey fake
double trouble 1: AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE NICE
double trouble 2: answer the question
double trouble 1: OH MY GOD
double trouble 1: D
double trouble 2: FALSE!!!!!!!!! it’s all of them
double trouble 2: “:)” HEADASS!!!!!!!!!
double trouble 1: WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHAR
double trouble 2: ITS FROM LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO WHEN F RANCIS & I WENT TO THE LANA DEL REY CONCERT N DRAGGED YOU ALONG
double trouble 1: OH !
double trouble 1: NGL IT WAS A GOOD CONCERT
double trouble 2: OHHHNTM TGOFEO
double trouble 2: BIUCTCJC I TTTOLD YOUU
double trouble 2: I FUCKFING TOLD YOU!!!!!! YOY SSOENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT COMPLAININT LITERALLY I HATE YOY SO MUCH
double trouble 1: N E WHOM !
double trouble 2: BITCH
double trouble 1: WHERES FRANCIS
double trouble 2: PROLLY HAVING AN ANEURYSM OVER BUNNY ADDING WHATS HIS NAME
double trouble 2: ALSO YR A LITTLE BITCH ! <3
double trouble 1: RICHARD PAPEN !!
double trouble 2: OH MY GOD …… MANS RLLY IS NAMED AFTER PAPER AND DICKS LMFAO
double trouble 1: I HATE ALL OF YOU
7:48 am
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papencuts: Hii aha
papencuts: Sorry do I like know any of u