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It was a sunday morning in La squadra residence. The house was quiet since no one was up that morning. The group slept quietly in their beds….
Not really though...
If you were to enter gelatos room, not only would you see him fast asleep in his warm bed, you would also see sorbet with little snores here and there. If the bed wasn't warm enough for gelatos liking, it sure as hell is now.
Due to the last room you visited, you would think it only fair to enter formaggio's room and see illuso, but youre wrong! Yes, yes i know, you probably expected him in there but no! Ever since illuso fell off the bed due to getting kicked off by a sleeping formaggio and getting a painful bruise on his “pretty” face, they both agreed to sleep in their own beds. Of course they still spent time together cuddling before heading off to sleep, and to formaggio, that's all he needs.
Let's join ghiaccio in his wonderfully cool room and you shall see him snuggling with melone. Ghiaccio’s surprisingly cool (lmao get it?) with this since it occasionally gets a little too cold and melones body is perfect to keep him warm. Melone often wakes up in the middle of the night and finds it the perfect time to snatch a quick picture of ghiaccio.
Say what you want to say, but pesci sleeps by himself. He used to sleep with prosciutto, but decided against it after being called a mammoni WAY too much. Pesci, wanting to impress his big brother, sleeps alone but not before running down the dark hall (don't make fun of him, we all do it too).
Prosciutto loves sleeping by himself, He sprawls himself on his bed and goes to sleep almost instantly. (lucky bastard). He doesn't sleep with riotto cause he needs his beauty sleep. Of course the squad makes fun of him for that, like formaggio saying he'll need to go into a coma for that to be accomplished. With no missions, he’ll sleep at 8 and wake up at 8, what a lucky man.
Calling risotto a deep sleeper is an understatement. For example, one time illuso miscalculated the thrust of jumping out of a mirror (to look cool for formaggio) and ended up shattering the whole thing cause it fell off! Sorbet shot a hole in the wall ro prove a point even though ghiaccio didn't wake him up after belting out a MCR song at 7am (a bet by forma of course). When risotto lays down, he stays down. Sorbet once concluded that a missile can go off and risso would still be sound asleep. Of course they were about to try it when prosciutto stopped it. (hey they have the stand arrow in passione, i would assume getting a missile is easy!) But no matter what happens on a saturday morning, the boys will be sound asleep, happily most with each other.