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Officers Channel
Prowl has logged on.
Jazz has logged on.
Red Alert has logged on.
Ironhide has logged on.
Optimus has logged on.
Wheeljack has logged on.
Ratchet has logged on.
Prowl: I call this meeting to order. Regrettably, I am still in Washington DC, so I will only be able to communicate via comms.
Ratchet: That's fine. We should all be practicing our use of human glyphs anyway.
Optimus: It shouldn't be hard, there are only twenty-six in English.
Prowl: Very well. First of all, requisitions. Jazz, is there a reason you need fifty gallons of honey?
Jazz: Yes, and that reason is top secret ops business.
Prowl: I am making the neutral face of displeasure right now.
Jazz: Aww....
Ironhide: Alright, you two, keep it in the berth.
Prowl: Request for honey denied. Everything else on the list is standard. Approved. Next order of business, discipline. Ironhide, I need to see a report for why Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are in the brig again.
Ironhide: Have you seen their quarters?
Wheeljack: We've been over this! You can't put my kids in the brig instead of grounding them to their rooms.
Ironhide: They're OUR kids, and, again, have you seen the state of their quarters?
Ratchet: Okay, both of you. They're my kids, too, and using the brig is a waste of resources. Next time, if you send them to the medbay, I'll put them to work doing inventory.
Prowl: I've added that to their list of duties. Last thing on my list, please refer to the shit schedule for any additional changes. There are several human events that were added last minute.
Optimus: Prowl, why are you scheduling waste expulsion?
Ironhide: Did you just admit something you made wasn't perfect?
Jazz: Um... Prowler.
Prowl: What?
Prowl: Wait.
Prowl: No, shift schedule. SHIFT
Wheeljack: He sees you when you're vaccing, he knows when you're all done~
Wheeljack: He knows if you wear PPE so - I can't come up with a next line.
Red Alert: Does this mean you approve my request for more security measures in the washracks?
Prowl: I hate you all.
Jazz: I know you mean love!
Prowl has logged off.