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The Kids Aren't Alright
Bluestreak has logged on.
Bluestreak: Hey, guys, Prowl and I had another fight.
Sunstreaker: What was it this time?
Bluestreak: Same thing it's about every time. When is he gonna understand I just don't want to talk to him about some things! I actually like him, I don't want him to think I'm crazy or anything like that.
Sideswipe: Hey, you know he loves you too right? He's not gonna think you're crazy.
Sunstreaker: He might think you need to see a professional, but that doesn't mean crazy.
Bluestreak: You're right. I should probably apologize.
Bumblebee has logged on.
Bumblebee: I'm sorry that's happening, Blue. But, hey, Father's Day is coming up. It's when humans celebrate how much their sires or sire-like figures do for them and how much they appreciate it.
Bluestreak: Oh, that's cool! Maybe I can start with that.
Ri
Bluestreak: Hey, Prowl, I just learned that humans are celebrating Father's Day soon, and I just wanted to take this chance to let you know that I'm thinking of everything you've done and you're very dead to me.
Prowler
Prowl: Jazz, please come to my office.
Jazz: Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
Prowl: I need you.
Jazz: On my way.
Munchkin
Jazz: Blue, we need to have a talk about what is and isn't okay to say. I get that you're angry, but that was out of line.
Bluestreak: What? What was out of line?
Jazz: You know what. Go apologize.
Bluestreak: No, I really don't know what I did. Prowl and I had a fight, but I sent him an apology. Well, kind of.
Jazz: Last I checked, "you're dead to me" isn't an apology - even kind of.
Bluestreak: What? Oh Primus.
The Kids Aren't Alright
Bluestreak has logged on.
Bluestreak: GUYS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD PROWL HES DEAD TO ME INSTEAD OF DEAR TO ME AND NOW JAZZ IS GONNA KILL ME
Sideswipe: How do you get those mixed up?
Bluestreak: IN HUMAN GLYPHS IT LOOKS BASICALLY THE SAME SHUT UP SIDES
Bumblebee: RIP Bluestreak. Press F in the chat to pay respects.
Sideswipe: F
Sunstreaker: F
Bluestreak: YOURE NOT HELPING
Munchkin
Bluestreak: It was a typo, I swear! I've been practicing human glyphs and meant to say he's dear to me! Dear, not dead!
Jazz: Seriously?
Bluestreak: Yes! Please believe me!
Jazz: Okay, that's actually hilarious. You should probably go tell him that, though.
Bluestreak: I'll do it right now!