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this is one of the stupedist things i have ever written. i dont think its long enough to even be a ficlet
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a king and his prince by 600deadmonks
Fandoms: 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga)
05 Jan 2019
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Helbram and Harlequin get busy in the woods. this is what happens when an asexual virgin tries to write smut i`m so sorry
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Hey, isn't THAT Niffty? by Bea_like_beaver for PixsiStixs
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Oct 2025
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Niffty arrived at Alastor’s room at the end of the day, knocking repeatedly on his door until he opened it.
“Yes?”
“I need to kill something, or fix something, or kill then fix something.”
Alastor hummed, looking around his room before gesturing her in with a wave of his arm. “I’m sure I can find something for you to kill, fix, or kill-fix.”
A day in the life of the Hazbin Hotel's beloved maid, featuring: time in Air Jail, mouldy spots, plenty of dust, attempted murder, and messes galore.
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09 Nov 2025
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After a spat in the parlor, Angel feels it's time for a change to his wardrobe. Gone are his skirts and crop tops, now replaced with suits and jackets. Alastor seems thrilled with this new Angel Dust, but Husk had been there for the fight. He had heard the scathing words Alastor had said, and seen the crushed look in Angel's eye. He knew better than to accept whatever bullshit Angel was trying to feed them.
In an attempt to patch their 'relationship', Alastor follows Angel to the studios, determined to prove to the spider that he was right about the porn industry. Unfortunately for him, he learns a little more than he was expecting to.
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07 Nov 2025
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Alastor asks Lucifer if he can preen his wings, and they have a deep conversation.
Takes place after season 2 episode 4 and will have spoilers!!
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07 Nov 2025
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When Charlie complains about the TV station refusing to run any more of the hotel's commercials, Lucifer swoops in to help! Fed up with the Radio Demon as a constant annoyance to him and his attempts to reconnect with his daughter, Lucifer decides to kill two birds with one stone.
Lucifer learns that the owner of the TV station, Vox, has a weird obsession with Alastor, and that the infuriating Radio Demon detests the CEO of VoxTek with a burning passion. Lucifer strikes a deal with Vox -A power-dampened, hand-delivered Radio Demon for 24 hours in exchange for 24 days of Hazbin Hotel ads on all TV channels.
The King of Hell only intends to annoy Alastor, he doesn't realize how nefarious Vox's obsession with him is. Lucifer believes Alastor will be forced to deal with an annoying character for a day with no ability to escape to the shadows, at no point does he anticipate the true Hell he is forced to endure.
Basically, Lucifer pawns Alastor off to Vox for 24 hours to get Charlie's ads to run, and Alastor gets tortured/assaulted a bunch :)
Cannon divergence: takes place sometime between Charlie's second meeting with Heaven and the next extermination.
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06 Nov 2025
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After the events of Season two episode four, Alastor finds himself being held hostage by his least favorite television overlord. He's agrees to sleep with him every month in exchange for Vox letting him go. Vox obviously folds and uncovers information Alastor has been hiding since his descent to hell. Lucifer notices the change in his rival and seeks to uncover the truth about what's actually going on.
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06 Nov 2025