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Ark-II Public Channel
Red Alert: Smokescreen, please report to Security.
Smokescreen: Hold on, give me a sex.
Inferno: Get your aft over here, and we'll think about it.
Prowl: Public comms are not for personal use!
Smokescreen: Wait, what? No! No! Sec! As in second! As in klik! Give me a klik!
Inferno: Are you sure that's what you meant?
Smokescreen: Yes, I just need to finish what I'm doing!
Inferno: Do you want us to help you finish?
Red Alert: I'm divorcing you both.
Prowl: PUBLIC COMMS ARE NOT FOR PERSONAL USE!
Jazz: Guys, please, if you keep this up, Prowl's gonna glitch and then crash.
Ratchet: And if you pull me away from my bondmate to reboot him, I will kill you ALL.