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It is time! Again!
Pere thelman sedcretly lovesss Mike Makowski. aHe is a bottom bitch and ewants Mike to pound him in the ass. BUT MIKE IS a vamp kid!!! Well, now vamp young adult! How will it worj!?!?!?!? They argue, but Pete and Mike loveeee ach other!!! It’s beautiful!!!! “Hey Fagula, I gotta tlak to you.”
“Don’t call me Fagula then.”
“Wanna make out? I seceretly super duper love you. Shhh.”
“Wow! Really!?!?”
“Shut up vampire, I do
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“I do too!!!1” Then they made out a lot and had SEXXXXXX. SEXY SEXXXXX!!!!!
Kyle and Stan FUCKED!!!!! SUPER DUPER BEST FRIEND FUCKEDDDD. CAUSE THEYS UEPR BEST FRIENDS!!!!! WOW!!!!!
Cartman and Wemduy ;love each other cause it super secret. They will rule the world together thoughhhhh.
I miss Kise and Kagami. They love each other!!!!! Kagami is all owo embarassed,s but Kise ;ovesss him and his basketball ASS!!!
TIME FOR ANOTHER SHOT!!!!
IKE AND FIRKLE ARE SO GOOD!!!!!!!! IKE AND FIRKLE HAVE BLOOD KINK SHHHHHHHH I SAID NOTHGUING!!!!
Super mario! I loveeee that ame!!! Game~!!! I wanna play pokemonnn now! Ash and Gary were smaoll me shipppp shhhh!!!
JUZO AND MUNAKATA ARE VALID AF!!!! “Juzp, you survivded!?” Munakata was shocked as fuck!
“Yeah, the hospital saved me…”
“I am so sorry Sakakura! You are so important to me adn i thoguht u went into despiar!
“It’s okay Kyosuke...I’ve been hiding stuff from u too.
“???”
“I love you, Kyosuke. I always have/…”
“Juzo...I had no idea….”
“Junko blacked mailed me and shit, but I’ve been in lovr with yu ever since i first saw you!”
“I love you too! Chisa is my bff 5ever, but it’s no hetero!”
They make out and have butt sex and JUZO IS A BOTTTTOOOMMM@@!!!!
THE WARRIOTS OF HOPE DESERVE GOOD AND I LOVE NAGISA FROM IT SOOO MYCH AND I WOULD KILL FOR KOTOKO!!!!!!
Okay but Genosider Jack x Togami and then Toko x Komaru cause good shitttttt. They different people so they date different peoplek.
“Bloodryaen!? What are you doing here!” Henrietta shouted, angry and shit.
“What are you doing ehre goth!?” SHe said back.
“This is wthe wiccan meeting.”
“I am a wiccan too!!!”
“Reaklyly!?”
“Yeah, I may be a vamp, but also a wich.”
“I am a goth and w wtch!!”
“Gyou wanna makeout!?”
“Hell yeah!?”
SO they had sex and stuffff.
I MISS MY AOKURO HELL CREW AND I LOVE KUROKO AND AOMINE A WHOLE LOT.
Kuroko and Aomine haeve allllllll of the sex!!! Ths sexiest of sex!!!! Yay!!!!!
Tweek and Craig FUCK.
Pete and Mike have the COOOLEST aparentment ever together!!! Super goth, but also vampire toyches! Pete doesn’t like the edward cullen cardboard cutout though. Michael is upset about himd aitng Mike at first, but he knows Pete is super happy!!! So he wants Pete to be happy!!! But he is happy in a goth way. SO it’s okay.
(I highly suggest SVEDKA mango pinapple))
Harry and Drraco are good ads wellllllll.’
Tsukishima and Hinata reare also good shit ship yesssss.
THERE ARE BIRDSSS ON TV!!!!
Larry is super sad cause he loves Maserer Vampir and he is dating sPete. Poooooor Larry. He can hve Ryan though.
Count Ravyncrowe is a drmaatic ass!!!! He has a fainting couch. Fucking cvamp kid/adult.
DANGANRONPA EREALITY SHLIPS FAR AWAY NATURE COMES ALIVE AND IT STAETS TO PLAY!!!
Makoto and Togami like to make out.
Wendy/Stan.Kyle is alsoooo quyality!!!! Stendyleeeeeee!!!!
I love Mike Makowskiiii a lot!!!!
Kenny and Butters have sexxxx and Butters seems all innocent, but he a kinkykyy fuck!!!
Stan is a bottotom bitch,e even though he denies it. But he likes Kyle and also Wnedy putting it up the behind. Wendy hella pegs Stanand you can fight me on it.
Kennny is all blushy over Butterssss. Its superrrr cute!!!! Love!!!!!
You guys should ahve gone to SHIRATOIZAWAAAAA!!!! I misssss writing Haikyuu. Renn and i shouls write soemthinggg. Hi renn!!!!!
KYRIOOO AND KENMA ARE GOOD TOO!!!!!!!!!
KISSES FOR THE BITCHESSSSSS!!!! I SEND LOVE TO ALL AND SAFTEY TO ALL AND NIGHTYYYYY NIGHT!!!!! ILYT!!!!!!!!!! 2OWSOEROISFBAWR