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Cake or Death? Sorry: Cake or Bentley? by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CousinSerena
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Mar 2020
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Summary
Random smutty oneshot, porn without plot, inspired by this tweet by Stan_gaiman:
“you know, I’ve yet to read a fic of Aziraphale shagging White Suit Crowley in the back of the Bentley after Warlock’s party with them all covered in cake and— yeah that’s enough now”My response? “Damn it. White suit Crowley is my favourite, I’m on it like cake on an angel…”
Basing this on book narrative because it sets the scene better - they stand outside the car while the conversation with Dagon takes place. The entire first section is entirely as per book dialogue (eg they don’t say the line “wrong boy.”)
BUT also: like any true petrolhead, in the book, Crowley absolutely does not allow food in the Bentley, so other shenanigans ensued. NSFW, obviously. (*mimics* "oBvIoUsLy")
Anyway, it's a mashup of Book!Omens and TV!Omens. The TV Omens boys with a bit of Book omens canon because no cake in Bentley.