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[6:12 PM]
Tenya Iida has added Yuga Aoyama , Mina Ashido , Tsuyu Asui , as well as 10+ others to the group chat
Tenya Iida has changed the chat name to Class 1-A
Tenya Iida
Hello classmates! I have created this group chat to remain in touch with you all! It will be convenient in helping each other with homework, studying, and conversing about class-related topics!
Denki Kaminari
I’m about to rain on this man’s whole parade
Tenya Iida
Forgive me for asking, but what do you mean Kaminari?
Denki Kaminari has changed their name to Danki Kamemeari
Danki Kamemeari
You’ll see
Eijirou Kirishima has changed their name to manwhoismanly
manwhoismanly
Kaminari don’t ruin his hope so soon
Danki Kamemeari
It’s gonna happen eventually
Might as well happen now
manwhoismanly
I mean okay but don’t come to me when you break him
Danki Kamemeari
Aight
Kyoka Jirou has changed their name to oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no
oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no
Why do I feel like it;s the bakusquad who’s (1) gonna show up first and (2) cause the most chaos?
*it’s
Mina Ashido has changed their name to they found me in Area 51
they found me in Area 51
bc its true
oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no
Valid point thank you have a nice day
Why the fuck was that so hard to type
Tenya Iida
Jirou! I will have to ask that you please refrain from profanity among your peers!
oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no
…
You do realize that you added Bakugo to this chat right?
Tenya Iida
Yes?
oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no
k just making sure
Katsuki Bakugo
Why
The FUCK
Is my GODDAMN PHONE BLOWING UP
Tenya Iida
Bakugo!
Katsuki Bakugo
The fuck do you want four eyes?
oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no
Case in point:
Katsuki Bakugo
You talkin shit about me bass bitch?
oh no they have their airpods in oh fuck oh no has changed their name to bass bitch
Danki Kamemeari
Wait lemme do better for you
Danki Kamemeari has changed bass bitch ’s name to bassic bitch
bassic bitch
Fuck you
I love it
Danki Kamemeari
Youre welcome
manwhoismanly
Bro
You were so close
Danki Kamemeari
Wdym??
Katsuki Bakugo
He means that you almost had your grammar correct, and then you blew dunce face
Danki Kamemeari
I…
Wh…
…
Oh
*You’re
bassic bitch
Oh my god! Are we getting this? This just in folks, not one, but TWO miracles have been documented on this fine evening!
The first!: Denki Kaminari used correct grammar!
The second!: When having realized he forgot an apostrophe, he corrected his mistake via asterisks!
It’s truly an incredibly rare occurrence!
Danki Kamemeari
Ffuck off
[8:34 PM]
Izuku Midoriya
Woahhhh
I just checked my phone and it was blown up
Danki Kamemeari
Not even the entire bakusquad has made an appearence yet
@Hanta Sero im dissapointed in you
Katsuki Bakugo
And I’m disappointed in your grammar, off-brand Pikachu
More disappointed in your spelling
Danki Kamemeari
Harsh
manwhoismanly
And I’m disappointed in you for not giving yourself a nickname yet, Bakubro
Katsuki Bakugo
- Don’t fucking call me that
- I don’t plan to be associated with you fuckers for much longer
Danki Kamemeari
He says, associating with us for the last multiple months we’ve known each other
Katsuki Bakugo
You say that as if I had a choice
manwhoismanly
- You totally have a choice! You could’ve chosen to be our friends. You could’ve chosen to ignore us. You could’ve chosen to tell us to go away. I would’ve obeyed. It might’ve taken a little longer for the rest of the squad to take the hint, but they would’ve.
But you didn’t. You acted like you didn’t care, and yeah, sometimes you zoned out from our chaos, but you never gave us the royal fuck off.
Izuku Midoriya
And he would’ve. He did it to me. And I’ve moved on from it, we’re good now, so we don’t need to talk about that. But I think you’ve finally found your group, Kacchan.
Katsuki Bakugo
Tch
Yeah
I guess.
Danki Kamemeari
This just in: Bakubro is soft
Katsuki Bakugo
Watch it Sparky.
And don’t call me that
manwhoismanly
Now that that’s out of the way
- Please let me change your name
Katsuki Bakugo
That was on purpose wasn’t it?
manwhoismanly
Was what on purpose
Katsuki Bakugo
Don’t act dumb, shitty hair
You buttered me up with that sappy shit so I would be more lenient to let you change my name
manwhoismanly
Actually that wasn’t my intention
But I mean
If it worked, that’d be neat
Katsuki Bakugo
Tch
...Fine
manwhoismanly
Yes!!!
manwhoismanly changed Katsuki Bakugo ’s name to BakuBro
BakuBro
Tch
I hate you all
manwhoismanly
No you don’t
Danki Kamemeari
So are we not going to talk about the fact that I tagged @Hanta Sero like 10 minutes ago and he still hasn’t messaged?
Hanta Sero
What?
I wasn’t checking my phone but holy shit that’s a lot of notifications
Danki Kamemeari
Sero!!
Took you long enough
Hanta Sero
Hey I’m here now aren’t I?
Danki Kamemeari
Yes and we love and appreciate you
Hanta Sero changed their name to Staples™
BakuBro
Speak for yourself.
they found me in Area 51
Don’t be like that Bakubro!
BakuBro
Don’t call me that.
Danki Kamemeari
It…
That…
Dude that’s literally your nickname in this chat
BakuBro
And?
they found me in Area 51
its because Kirishima gave him the nickname. Bet if kiri called him that he wouldn’t bat a singular eyelash
Staples™
Aight bet
@manwhoismanly
Call him bakubro to get his attention in the near future.
manwhoismanly
I mean????
Okay????