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1. this is why you shouldn't hack the FBI on a saturday night by binkbonk (honkerbonk)

   Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV)  

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   • Work in Progress

   04 Apr 2020

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   • Allison Argent/Scott McCall
   • Lydia Martin/Jackson Whittemore
   • Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes
   • Vernon Boyd/Isaac Lahey
   • Isaac Lahey/Erica Reyes
   • Vernon Boyd/Isaac Lahey/Erica Reyes
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Penelope Garcia
   • Spencer Reid
   • David Rossi
   • Derek Morgan
   • Stiles Stilinski
   • Danny Māhealani
   • Sheriff Stilinski
   • Derek Hale
   • Scott McCall
   • Lydia Martin
   • Jackson Whittemore
   • Erica Reyes
   • Vernon Boyd
   • Isaac Lahey
   • Allison Argent
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
   • I havent seen enough fics with teen wolf & criminal minds so im making my own
   • i plan on having more relationships in the story but those tagged are already established
   • sterek & moreid will hopefully be a thing later on

   Summary

   “All I can say is that we are fucked. We are so screwed. We are so screwed that there is no way to unscrew us because WE ARE THAT SCREWED.” Stiles rambles on, his breath rapidly escalating. Stiles’ pacing around his room continues as Danny tries to (more like ‘fails to’) ignore it so that he can figure out a way to unfuck himself. He rapidly types on Stiles’ keyboard, hoping for any type of miracle that could help them out of this highly illegal situation. “Listen, it’s not that bad. Maybe we can fake our way out of this. Imply that maybe some other user used our IP address as bait and we weren’t the ones to actually hack into the FBI database?” Danny queries desperately, finally looking up from the desktop and spinning around to look at a panicking Stiles.

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